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I said like real men, not like powdered wig-wearing Brits. Vinnie Jones and Jason Statham are the only real men England has ever produced.

MMA is for pussies. Bare knuckle brawl, no rules. Like real men.

Flying in formation is fucking retarded. Why the fuck does my plane lose speed when I do a loop, but the other three don't? I don't even need to mention the Buzzard being the only helicopter in history that can't fucking hover.

After selling Star Wars to Disney, I'll fucking fight George Lucas.

Everyone knows I'm a top.

We'll be taking a 20-minute recess. DiO, I need to speak to you in my office.

That's a pretty random group of shows you've lumped together. Most of them aren't really vulgar. And Brian was calling the show stupid, more or less.

One more outburst like that, and I'm holding you in contempt of court.

You'll have plenty of time to masturbate after they're done with the photos.

It's real. A guy at a site that will remain nameless found a similar file before the Hipster update was released.

Pick a fucking car, Ace. You trade one car for another car three times per month.

fuuuuuck. pfft. the crew leader to the asylum MC is drivin crotch rockets. HA! so gonna get a picture, showing everybody! Other MC's gonna point and laugh at you. Just like Nelson does too i bet. only sled i ride is a Hexter. son. lol....crotch rockets.....gawwwd. The Bagger is for middle-aged guys who ride on weekends, the Daemon is plagued by The Lost's sorry excuse for MC colors, and I don't really like the Hexer (in no small part due to every Lost MC member riding one). I'll get a real bike when Rockstar wises up and gives us an MC-themed update. No point until then.

I may own an Akuma, currently, but the Ruffian is still one of my favorite bikes.

Are those chrome? My only issue with the default wheels (and this applies to most cars) is that they're alloy. I don't know why alloy is even an option. Pretty much every car has chrome trim, and there are only a few wheel options that are chrome. Chrome should replace alloy as the default color.

If the wheels of your Coquette Classic are anything but default, you're doing it wrong. Oh, and if accuracy is important to you, you'll want to use the blue license plate.

As though either of you has anything on me.

Potshot pays $4880. Rockstar ruins another one.

You don't have the option to switch the available helicopter at Trevor's helipad?

There is now an option to not wear a helmet, when riding a motorcycle. That is better than anything else this update added.

You can remove the helmet from the flight suit. That is the highlight of this update, for me. I get to wear a jumpsuit. Yippee.

Jets aren't worth it, helicopter isn't worth it. Fuck 'em. Coquette Classic isn't bad. Mediocre customization, heavy ass end that will spin you out, if you can't handle muscle (she's a sports classic, but handles like the Sabre and Phoenix). Not worth the price tag. I'd rather drive a Phoenix. Only clothing is a flight cap and a flight suit. No other clothes, no hair, no tattoos, no fucking point. 1/10, waste of time, see you for next month's mediocre offering.

I'm not sure what this was about. I don't remember requesting a picture of cuda. *Kicks box of tissues out of sight*

Something, something, danger zoooooone.

Since you still have to cycle through specific categories in the weapon wheel, it doesn't quite work. If there were a different wheel setup for cars, that displayed all car-usable weapons at once, rather than dividing it by category, it would work. Then, once there were too many guns to fit on that secondary wheel, Rockstar would know to stop with the fucking pistols.