Massacre

There was a lot of shit in that url that the forums didn't like.

Aryan, bro. Aryan.

Our Xbox community here is small, but good luck.

I've visited 4chan daily for a decade. Good luck finding something I haven't seen three times this week. The worst thing you could send me a picture of is the three inches of shame tucked in your boxers.

You know, we kind of have a tradition around here. When people say things like this, we like to offer that they wager their promise on a ban. We've lost two people that way. I didn't think we'd get another chance until GTA VI.

The best time to shoot the driver is after he leaves the bridge and makes the left turn. He stalls for a full second in the latter half of the turn, practically begging for a bullet in the face. If your car is parked across the road (I parked two car lengths from the bridge), worst case scenario is that you miss a couple times and he manages to scratch your car before he dies.

Nope. Kung Fu-fighting, fast-as-lightning, full-blooded Jap. Even though Kung Fu is Chinese. He claims to be half black and half white, but I know the truth.

No you're not. Alex is Israeli. You're Japanese.

Most people who say "be yourself" have a very specific version of you in mind. I am who I want to be.

Just sayin'. Find your alias, live your alias. You might find it suits you better than what you're doing now. Worked for me. Besides, I don't know how many friends you've got. I have a strict screening process, and it may reach the point where I need to cull a few sheep from the flock. I need to know who can hang.

Two, if I don't have my makeup on. I so hate not being stage-ready. I jest, of course. Makeup doesn't look right on a gas mask.

Too personal. This corner of the internet doesn't work like that. "Kim" is Graffiti. Come up with an alias, respond only with a death threat if someone uses your real name. Oh, and if you need someone killed, I will do it for five grand. Do not let Graffiti tell you that I'll do it for a chicken sandwich.

It's either a raider or a molerat. Molerat Wonder Meat just isn't my thing.

Don't underestimate suspenders. They're damned stylish.

As a white man with a shaved head, I understand what you had to go through. People always think I'm a skinhead. Regularly beating up minorities probably doesn't help my situation.

The UFO was always there.

New Vegas has better gameplay, Fallout 3 has a much better story. Combat is always pretty clunky in Bethesda games, though.

This section is not for GTA Online. Try this topic: And try to explain the issue more clearly, though I feel like you should be able to understand the problem.

Now that I have a suitable disguise, I can safely enter the hood. THEY ARE ALL DEAD. LET THE GENTRIFICATION BEGIN. This neighborhood belongs to the hipsters, now.

None of you are prepared.

Ah, "k." Your reluctant, thinly-veiled admission that you're wrong. It doesn't take long with you.

For ten years, from gta-sanandreas.com to iGTA5.com, I have been a part of this network of fansites. If the moronic shit you spam this site with represented what the majority of the GTA community believed, I would never have bothered. You don't have the slightest idea what you're talking about.

Are you supposed to be pursued? I've never been followed upon acquiring the van.

I just shot the two guys at the bridge and waited for the van to bump my car (which was parked sideways across the road) and get stuck. The other guys at the weed farm never even shot at me.

You do not remember correctly. Re-using Los Santos (which had everything to do with common sense and nothing to do with fans, most of whom expected Vice City) and heists (which was based on the reception they've gotten from missions, not a large number of fans vocalizing a desire to have a game about heists (which we didn't really get, because there wasn't enough heist-related content)), nothing you mentioned sounds like GTA V. The fact that you can't tell the real fans from the shit fans says a lot about you. Oh, and anyone who wanted CJ back is fucking stupid.