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The backlash isn't worth it. Besides, the vocal minority would actually be right, for once. Nobody wants that. You let those people be right one time, it gives them a tiny sliver of credit, and stupid people can't tell the difference between an inch and a mile in situations like that. Suddenly, they'll think the worst members of the GTA fanbase are worth listening to, and we all suffer when something like that happens. Those people are almost as bad as creationists. We'll get our heists that pay shit. Free. We'll get our small updates, stuffed with cosmetic items that cost an unreasonable amount of GTA$. Free. But as soon as they have something good to offer, they'll cut out the middle man and make us pay for the content directly. Hell, the paid DLC will still probably contain overpriced shit, selling even more shark cards. This is the future that was laid out for us, the second someone heard "one billion dollars" in a report.

Nah, the first time they make a DLC that really matters, they'll charge for it. Shit, they'd try to charge us for heists if they hadn't initially said they'd be free, and then not released them for nine months.

It isn't. I'm still getting the usual $2000 per crate. And if I am indeed getting the RP bonus, then there was never any reason to do gang attacks before, because I'm only getting 500 RP for them, meaning the RP was nearly nonexistent before the event weekend.

I'm not getting any bonus RP or cash for gang attacks. It's the only vaguely useful bonus for the entire event, you'd think they could ensure that it's working. I've tried the new gang attacks, and several of the old ones, and I'm not getting the bonus for any of them.

I can't do anything about that because you haven't accepted my friend request. I have never received a friend request from you.

Two synthesizers? Pfffft, that band is shit.

Yep. They were supposed to be out by the end of spring. Personally, I don't really care. I know they're going to have some kind of stipulation or horrendous fuckup that makes them not worth all the anticipation. I'm content with more random updates adding new shit that was never hyped and can't really be that disappointing.

This facial hair looks great with a flat cap.

WHAT THE FUCK Why am I suddenly unable to store a Daemon in my garage?

Jesus Christ, so many guests reading this shit. I should probably move this to the Asylum. We've gotten waaaaaay off of the original subject.

That'll cost you.

And it is based on the conversation that occurred after that you have decided you want me in your free roam sessions. I do not understand.

You and I have never spoken before. Ever.

Was talking to Graffiti. I get invites from her for deathmatches. I rarely get invites from anyone else anymore, I assume because they think I'm ignoring them. I'm probably not much fun to play with anyway. I don't have a mic, I can rarely hear or understand people who do (unless they're DiO, because loud), and none of you would be able to hear me if I did have a mic.

I would totally accept your invites if they weren't always for deathmatches. Maybe a nice free roam session.

Well, two of the High Life winners were just a picture of a car. I'd say your chances are as good as anyone's.

Tried the Potshot playlist, gained, maybe, half a rank. I'll see how races treat me. For the High Life event, I played golf a dozen or so times and went from rank 68 to 74. This weekend's event is going to be useless.

Did you try calling Mors? Rockstar obviously isn't manually looking at all these accounts. They're clearly running user data through an automated system, and clicking the "Fuck That Guy" button when the program dings. I'm sure a lot of innocent people have had the same happen to them.

Is there an advantage to the playlist? I can just launch these missions from the pause menu. Also, Potshot gives shit RP.

Speed of a sports car, durability and power of a Sandking, decent ground clearance, but not as high as the Sandking, so it can ram rather than drive over shit (which it still does, if you're going slow). I spent an hour just destroying traffic in that thing. It's a shame I'm only rank 74 and can't have it online. It's also a shame the RP bonus this weekend is only for three gang attacks that don't spawn consistently, so I still don't have a reliable way to rank up.

Pretty much every other line in the show is a reference to something. Unless you watch a ton of TV and movies (and sometimes music), you're missing out on half of the references. This. Kind of like Family Guy, but the references are more obscure and less retarded.

Most of the characters seem as though I wouldn't like them in the books.

THE NIGHT IS DARK AND FULL OF TERRORS I don't know why I quote this show in caps lock.

Here's an example of what they can do. This guy compares a lot of different presets, but he doesn't show default Skyrim, so I'll find some appropriate screenshot comparisons, too. If you've played Skyrim, though, you can tell which presets look most like default. Two of my favorite ENB presets for Skyrim are Insomnia: http://www.nexusmods...im/mods/54346/? And Saraan Suum: http://www.nexusmods...im/mods/43765/? Ignore the out of place, anime-looking characters in their screenshots. People on the Nexus are retarded and lacking style. Oh, and most of the GTA Picture Thread is Dup's screenshots of IV with ENB.

I keep changing my outfit because I keep seeing people wearing the same thing. The "I'm Not a Hipster" update is making people hipsters.