Massacre

Personally, it seems pretty brilliant to me. Fits the spirit of the game well. I like it.

Stop. All your posts are spam, but this is especially annoying. If you do this again tomorrow, I will suspend your account until the 28th.

*chokes on Kool-Aid* You don't think there's a chance of them updating the Creator? I no longer expect Rockstar to do anything that won't sell shark cards. They're just going to stay quiet, then release a pack with a handful of simple but overpriced items whenever their fans get too loud over their failure to release heists in a timely fashion.

Oh, I've gotten dislikes for content I actually cared about, that doesn't matter. I want to unpublish the race because I never really felt like making one to begin with. Was only trying to help out for the event. The dislikes just make unpublishing seem like the right choice.

Feedback says "hey, fix this." Dislikes say "fuck your shit, I don't care what you do with it." I make deathmatches because there isn't going to be a mission creator. It's the only way I can do anything with my ideas, short of starting a game company and making a GTA/Manhunt clone.

I have no desire to play deathmatches. If there were a mission creator (and there won't be), these deathmatches wouldn't exist. A review isn't the same as criticism. Of the two Fallout matches, the second is the only one I saw actual suggestions for. Other than that, the only thing I had a suggestion for was the second St. Patrick's Day match. Something about my choice of forced weapon, I think. I don't care about the race. I would unpublish it, had I looked into whether or not that was an option. Besides, it has dislikes. Not very encouraged to make updates when people thought a dislike was more fitting than feedback for my first attempt at a race. I only made it because the St. Patrick's Day event had too many deathmatches, anyway.

Noted. Won't bother posting my matches anymore. For the record, I've only gotten suggestions and useful criticism for two deathmatches. One, I plan on fixing, other is a one-off from St. Patrick's Day that I only made because it initially didn't seem like anyone else was making anything for that event. I have no way of knowing if my matches are even being played by people here. Why update content that's only getting a one-time play by strangers who aren't leaving feedback?

As soon as the world stops being filled with bitches and they approve the show. Also, these spawn points continue to fuck up everything I do. Also also, I just realized I didn't put any health or armor in the third match. Good luck with that, guys.

I may have forgotten to set one of these to "night." I'll never know, because I neither play deathmatches nor edit my work (though I do intend to edit War Never Changes II... someday). Los Santos Warlords I You've been selected to compete in the Los Santos edition of Warlords, a brutal reality show operated by the warlord himself, Massacre. Find a weapon and fight for your life. http://rsg.ms/TAgobO Straight melee, but molotovs, because I can't fucking resist them. Los Santos Warlords II You've survived the first stage, proving yourself superior to those who did not. More bloodshed shall be your reward. http://rsg.ms/TAgss8 Added grenades and sawed-off shotguns to this one. Also, each side of the map (in case of team deathmatch) has a combat MG and a grenade launcher. The grenade launcher isn't that useful given all the sheds and train cars on this map, so I didn't think it would be troublesome. Don't play it as a TDM, though. It'll only lead to grenade launcher-camping and a sense of safety. Los Santos Warlords III Again, the weak are culled. Again, you prove your strength. Again, you will be rewarded. Revel in the slaughter. Let the symphony of gunfire fuel you. http://rsg.ms/TAgxMD This one is pretty much a straight shootout, plus the fun thrown weapons. Two spawns each for rocket launcher and grenade launcher. Again, the environment makes them difficult to use correctly, and you need to be somewhat in the open just to get to them. There's also a sniper nest that has no good cover. That's what you get for being a bitch and avoiding the fight.

WE OWN CALENDARS YOU DUMB FUCK.

Anywhere else on the forums, I would edit the post and put the images in spoiler tags to save space, but the topic is kind of meant to be stuffed with dozens of images per page.

Fixed.

There's actually an explosion in the first episode. Some guys are holed up in a cabin on their ship, behind a barred door. The pirates chuck a grenade at the door.

No idea. It has pirates and Nassau. Good enough for me.

No one would ever notice the difference between 30 and 60 fps, no matter what anyone tells you. Every single developer could keep that information to themselves for every game ever, and no one would notice a thing until one asshole felt the need to nitpick and checked the fps himself. Then, suddenly, everyone would make a big deal out of it.

It was the first episode. Give it time. The first episodes of Black Sails and Spartacus weren't all that great, either.

Meth does that.

It pains me that someone found this plausible.

That was a good, healthy chuckle I just had.

Pretty much, yeah. Also, being a red blip gets you kicked from random jobs, on occasion. People just assume you're going to grief and ruin the mission.

It also provides a third yep/yup, which is inaccurate. They only say it twice.

I don't understand why you would think that was some kind of improvement.

Money. Microsoft and Sony know that people will pay for their shit whether they're offering decent games or not. They ship them out when they're done with them.

There isn't a console-seller out right now, unfortunately. You'll probably be waiting a while.

Come back to consoles. You know you want to.