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It's not like High Life is adding any real content. It's just a bunch of cosmetic shit, and there's no way it'll be worth delaying the purchase of an entirely new game. I am 100% sure that I'll get bored of my new GTA Online toys in an hour and move on to something else.

Usually, my hand. Ba-dum-tsh.

It's a shame they changed the title. The cover art I posted above was accurate at the time, but I guess they decided it wasn't time to be honest just yet.

I believe it's just GTA V and your PS3 not playing nice. GTA V is somewhat demanding, and consoles can struggle with it at times, but not for very long. Just a minor hiccup. Don't be concerned unless it's happening fairly often.

Did you try calling Mors to see if you can have them replaced? Give that a shot. If it doesn't work, you're fucked. Rockstar will likely never do anything about it.

Don't forget the taco truck. There has to be somewhere clever to use it.

I knew it would come to this. We should never have let him get a fedora.

It wouldn't work in a real Capture match (you can't place that version of it), but that Tornado variant does spawn in one place in-game. You could try an inpromptu capture and see who can get away with the car. Police spawn along with it, so the chase should be interesting. Or it might fail miserably. Another option could be gang attacks and missions involving the Hispanic gangs.

I noticed yesterday that the mariachi variant of the Tornado is available in the off road category for races. Someone make a drunken Mexican race through the desert. Also, Mexican flag-colored iGTA emblem. Or iGTA emblem wearing a sombrero.

Bethesda is Bethesda, bro, be it Fallout or Elder Scrolls. They're all amazing. Once you're done with Skyrim (5 years from now), you should give Oblivion a try. It's older, and that age shows, but it's a damn fine game. The world is more varied than Skyrim, too.

High Life Update for GTAO this month. Who wants to guess that it's on this game's release date?

Making my character look like a Juggalo brings me instant and extensive laughter.

It's a shame that argonians are the ones who use hyphenated names, rather than khajiit. Pounces-on-Ass would be your character's new name.

DO IT. Go be a badass khajiit thief who bends bandits over alchemy tables and sodomizes them.

The cheese atronach does the most, yeah. It's melee, and hits hard. The melon atronach uses lightning magic (and the occasional swing of its mighty melon arm), and the sweetroll atronach uses fire magic. I assume so it can bake replacement parts for itself. Also, with a high conjuration skill, you can summon two things at once, so a mighty fondue attack is a possibility.

The melon atronach is surprisingly competent in combat. It's very impressive. There is also a cheese atronach, and a sweetroll atronach.

BEHOLD.

I was unable to view this topic at any point in the last 24 hours, and I have no idea why. I have nothing on-topic to contribute.

Ren & Stimpy is the first thing I thought of when I watched it.

Would be safer to get the whole thing redone, but it's better (and cheaper) to only fix the bumper, then wait and see what happens with the rest. It might never happen elsewhere. Get a second opinion, though. I've never seen webbing that looked that bad. It could be something more severe that I've never seen before. Never run that thing through an automated car wash, by the way. If they use nylon brushes, it can ultimately cause the same problem on a much larger area. Can I get a zoomed-out pic? Might be the heavy zoom that's making the lines look thicker.

Paint webbing. Your clear coat is worn.

How long is "too long?"

Avalanche Studios is in Stockholm, Sweden. Initially. Sweden supplied Germany with steel and machine parts during WWII, but began rescuing Jews in 1943. Ultimately, Sweden proved to be against Hitler's cause, though they only did as much as they could get away with without risking German occupation. They're pussies, certainly, but they don't seem to be Hitler sympathizers. Also, since guests can't see the Rants & Raves section, this part of the conversation is going to seem random, to anyone who can't see the Religion topic.

If this argument dies, I'm going to have to argue about religion or politics or some shit. I fucking hate doing that.

HOW THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KEEP ARGUING IF YOU JUST SAY "MEH?"