Massacre

I guess. If you want to be a quitter. *Tosses Rob a cutlass* Or we can get you a real ship. What say ye?

Title changed. Again.

Upon receiving a hardtop Voltic from Legendary Motorsport rather than the convertible version, I have to wonder why the hell we can't select which variant of a car we want.

That cat is fucking awesome. Also, the area around her is clean, so either you're a neat freak, or she doesn't shed much. Jealous of that. I'm going to shave my pussy cat just so I don't have to deal with his shedding.

I think my best ideas are better off being saved for the mission creator (assuming that's ever going to happen. These things are basically just dumbed-down versions of Rockstar's tools, and they might not intend for all of them to be available to players), but I've got one stupid idea that might be fun as a capture.

Excellent spot. Might as well throw in a few beach drag races, while you're at it.

There's a very large jump directly south of the altruist camp. At 19:00, the Tornado variant will spawn there, with several police cars behind it. You'll want to be parked on the bridge to the east when this happens (or anywhere on the eastern hill, just have a clear view of the scene). Make sure you're looking away from the hill, because it obviously won't spawn if you're staring where it's meant to be. Snipe the driver, call Lester to remove your wanted level (or risk it and run in to grab the car, I don't give a fuck), get into the car, and either back down the hill or drive forward off of the mountain and hope you don't get stuck. Take it to LSC (the one in Paleto Bay is closest), and you'll be able to buy insurance for it. Other than that, the only other options are the ignition and remote detonation bombs, and selling the car.

This is what it looks like when Rockstar breaks my heart. Edit: Scratch that. Your move, Rockstar. (inb4 Rockstar randomly deletes all the cars from my garage)

Can you smoke a turtle?

I'm pretty proud of these. The first one is a bit slow, but the sequel makes up for it. Both must be played as team deathmatches, it's vault dwellers vs. raiders. War Never Changes - I 2-16 Players, Team Deathmatch It is 2299, 222 years after nuclear war destroyed the world as we knew it. Your ancestors were given a place in a vault, which ensured that they - and later, you - would never face the chaos of the surface, yet, after over two centuries, the vault's reactor has failed. To save your home from certain doom, you leave the vault to locate replacement parts. To your dismay, violent raiders happen to be traveling by as you exit the vault. The world may have changed, but war... War Never Changes. I had to cut out so much shit to meet their 500 character limit. War Never Changes - II 2-16 Players, Team Deathmatch Your search for replacement parts for your vault's reactor has led you to the Rusted Graveyard, a name the wastelanders have given to the wreckage-filled remains of Route 68. While walking the long stretch of destroyed cars, surviving raiders from the attack on the vault catch up to you, intending to settle the score. The military convoy in the middle of the bridge should wrap thing up quickly. Part III is a capture, still in progress. Not sure if there's going to be a part IV or not. If so, it'll be a race. I was a little disappointed with the last race I did, so I'm not sure if I want to bother with it. Edit: Cloud server went down as I was working on part III. Canceled until I feel like doing the entire thing over.

... Not bad. Not bad. Also,

Not dark enough. Should be dark enough that you can't see inside clearly without getting close to the window, but not so dark that a cop can't see your silhouette when he pulls you over to see if you're black.

If all goes well, it will look rather awesome. The only other thing I can think of is window tint. A nice medium, don't want to go too dark.

^ Agreed. I refuse to accept that Illidan's death in BC is final. That bitch is coming back eventually.

That looks like a fun romp.

If such a thing interests you, matte black wheels, and redo the stripes in matte black. If you don't want to mess with the stripes, then gloss.

That would look pretty awesome.

That thing really needs to be lowered.

I like mojitos and gay pirates. They always know what to do with a drunken sailor.

You can't just go around throwing random words together. They don't make sense.

Fuck yeah, Arthas.

There we go. The forums were dead last night. Wasn't sure if this had run 8 hours longer than usual, or if you'd all died. I was worried about you, you fuckers.

No, he's a white woman. Or pale Middle Eastern woman. The blur and grain make it hard to tell. The other pictures he's posted of a black guy were for fun and street cred.

You should resize those signatures to forum-appropriate proportions (550x250). http://www.igta5.com/forums/index.php?app=forums&module=extras&section=boardrules