Massacre

The destroyed car is the Faction, from IV. Nice car.

FUCK YEAH *Goes bow hunting with bOnEs* WE'RE GONNA KILL US SOME LIBERALS

inb4 GunSmith shows up to flirt.

Bacon cheeseburger with fries and a blowjob. King Size blowjob. Totally worth the extra $0.99.

Don't tell your family.

Lovely creature.

Every time I enter a public game, some asshole is waiting in my garage to shoot me. I get into the game, I'm waiting for everything to load, then I'm dead before I even gain control of my character. If they're incapable of successfully patching this glitch, they should just have different garages in different worldspaces instead of instancing the same garage for everyone who owns it.

Plus, house parties become instant base jumping parties.

I was kind of hoping they'd do something really interesting and put penthouses in buildings that have rooftop helipads. You could access purchased helicopters from there, rather than calling Pegasus. Would give more incentive to buying helicopters and the new apartments.

I checked Richards Majestic when I took the other pics. Too far north to get the right view. Granted, if they're re-using the buildings for new apartments, all the 10 car garage buildings will likely be reused. In both the screenshot and the view from Weazel Plaza, the Augary Insurance and Schlongberg Sachs buildings are aligned with the FIB/IAA buildings and the Maze Bank building in a way that makes them look like two buildings instead of five. From Richards Majestic's point of view, they're misaligned.

Dude, you wanna buy a droid?

I own 26. Same interior (again, nice one, Rockstar. ), different view.

That apartment is in Weazel Plaza. That's the only place you can get that view of the city. Roof: Around 30% of the building's height: Edit: It has roughly the same view as the bedroom in apartment 101.

I'm just a Jawa. OH SHIT WRONG OUTFIT

The F620 is C-3PO.

ANYTHING RESEMBLING DARTH VADER SHOULD BE UBIQUITOUS Also, a white Entity looks like a stormtrooper.

How could you have an issue with black Adders? My Adder is black, because it reminds of of Darth Vader's helmet.

I like that anyone I play with has to take photographic proof of my existence.

Well, you could check. I always stalk your Snapmatic album.

I don't remember the Mercury Eight (Hermes, in GTA context) having those headlights. Is this some janky Brit knockoff version? Might just be a different model. I'm a little rusty on my classic Mercury models.

I got inspired. Also, I'd never done anything with the filters before.

I rarely take photos.

Franklin is the name of the black kid from Peanuts, further proving my point that Rockstar has no idea how to name black characters.

That screenshot is the corner of the 10 car garage apartment where the dining table is. If these poorly-worded "high-end apartment options" are actually new apartments, then they just put different shit in the same apartment.

"Holla at me y'all, peace!" "I'm drunk but, shit, I ain't gettin' drunker." "I'm goin', man, before you take advantage." It's all I hear when switching to Franklin. Always walking out of a bar, strip club, or liquor store. I think Frank has a drinking problem.