Massacre

Kenway is exactly who a person has to be in order to be a pirate. Something big has to happen to make a pirate care about something more. Hint, hint.

Just like you.

I could tolerate Assassin's Creed being an annual title, as long as the story quality remains. There have been improvements, but the gameplay has been pretty same-ish since the beginning. The story, however, has remained top notch. That will keep drawing me back, until it ceases to be true. Games don't have the longevity they used to, and the wait for quality games like GTA, The Elder Scrolls, and Fallout can be five years or more. If just one series can crank out annual titles and remain interesting, I'm happy. When that series starts going the way of Call of Duty and Battlefield, we're all fucked.

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I forget that this site is full of closed doors. I'll slide a note under one of them. The Zentorno is a Lamborghini Venono, and the Huntley is a Bentley concept SUV, according to the less reputable members of the GTA community (i.e., anyone not from iGTA). The Massacro is a cross between an Aston Martin Vanquish and a Ferrari F12berlinetta. This one, I deduced myself, because these fools are using my name, and I needed to make sure it was for a worthy vehicle. It has roughly the same mods as the Jester.

Wrong. You're Pip. All British people are Pip.

Right now, the PS4 and X1 are for people that have the kind of disposable income that allows them to buy a system with nothing worthwhile on it. There won't be a console-seller for a long time, and I doubt this will be it. These companies are making a terrible decision by abandoning the current gen before the next gen has a triple-A title.

No PS3/360 release, set in France... yawn.

Via @fallout: http://imgur.com/a/Rycfb#0

Holy fuck, Out of Harmony is a horribly-designed mission.

Dup's crew emblem looks pretty awesome on a t-shirt. Also, out of annoyance, I'm probably not going to be rocking the Asylum MC emblem until the MC has an event, or we get a leather vest. My need for a larger garage and overall lack of biker-appropriate content is preventing my character from living the way he wants to.

If they're going to bring Las Venturas into the mix, they should do it for GTA V, while we're still working with a heist theme. As I've said before, Las Vegas is just a bunch of casinos, a suburb, and empty desert. Las Venturas cannot carry a game on its own. San Fierro can. Las Venturas DLC for V, and GTA VI set in San Fierro. And I do not want another heist-themed GTA, unless there are a lot more heists than V had, a lot more money floating around, and a lot of things to spend it on. I can go on for pages and pages about this, however, and I forbid a GTA VI wishlist until V has been out for at least a year.

That's what you should've called the crew events.

*Awaits adventures in Northern San Andreas*

You need six more, arranged in a dish-like setup. Also, they need to hover. As does your chair.

Ensuring that a major character develops properly isn't telling the same story twice, it's faithfully translating the source material. Luckily, he'll still end up where he needs to be when The Saviors show up. Kill yourself.

Lol'd pretty good at this.

Nobody gives these things repeat plays. I make the deathmatch before I forget my idea, and it's done. If people don't like it, then it wasn't a good idea. No point in changing them after they've been played and I've gotten my feedback. I've got one DM idea left. Once I make that, I'm just going to save the rest for the mission creator. Missions, I can do.

Was traffic on by default for the first one? It shouldn't have been. The casino one, I should've guessed people would just use the cars, but I didn't intend for them to (except for the bulldozer on the far end of the lot). I just didn't want the parking lot to be dead. It's all about immersion. Disappointing they weren't well-received. Not that motivated to act on my new idea, now. Sounds like I should give races a couple more tries, though. I might have something worthwhile for that.

I did. Did it get worse as you got farther into the race? The idea was to make it more difficult and annoying as the race progressed, because you'd be more inebriated after each stop.

How'd my race/deathmatches go? Does anyone hate me? Also, I think I might've saved Pub Crawl as a GTA Race accidentally. It wasn't meant to be one, but I don't think I switched back after testing the weapon spawns.

Common misconception. In truth, Saint Patrick was drunk beyond the levels normally attainable by even the Irish. Stumbling around his village, he saw a patch of clovers growing near the village tavern. He roughly grabbed a handful and yanked them from the ground, using his free hand to grab a random villager by the collar, yank them close enough for the person to smell the alcohol and boiled sheep intestine on his breath, and exclaim "You! Look! TINY LEAVES." He shook the person violently, punched them in the face, then proceeded to run into the tavern, throwing clovers everywhere while shouting "TINY LEAVES." Everyone was in awe of the level of inebriation he had reached, and insisted that such a feat deserved a holiday. I have no idea how he became a saint. Something about snakes or some shit. I dunno, I was drunk when I heard the story.

They're doing it wrong. Way to fuck up Carl's character development.

Fucking gorgeous.

Heh.