Massacre

If you're sick of winning, don't pit yourself against the ugliest vehicle in the game.

iGTA. His name is iGTA.

The Vestra has a sweet 'stache. Also, I've never really given the Akuma a fair chance. The Ruffian and I got into a pretty serious thing when GTAO first became available, and it's been my only non-American bike since. Maybe you'll get sick of your Akuma if you see someone else riding one.

At some point in the future, I am going to quote this out of context.

Still bothers me that the only apartment style with any personality has a closet for a garage. If Rockstar ever allows us to own a separate apartment and garage, I'll buy my old place back and stay there for good.

Los Santos Pub Crawl 1-16 players It's time for the annual Los Santos Pub Crawl! Visit the finest drinking establishments Los Santos has to offer, but avoid the mess left by the revelers who arrived before you. Loser buys the first round! http://rsg.ms/1gqtcp3 A few people are going to hate me after doing this race.

They're really not, as far as deathmatches go.

Two of the three I made Monday are molotov-based, mostly. II has melee weapons and molotovs, forced weapon is unarmed, III just has a ton of explosives (I used the max number of weapon spawns), and forced weapon is a sawed-off shotgun (high damage for shooting explosive barrels, very little range). The first one's a traditional brawl, but I always put at least one molotov spawn in every deathmatch I make. Also making my first race. Because I care.

Fingerprints. Clean all screens three times per day.

I have never heard of Alabama being good to anyone. Go show the west some of your southern charm.

You always know how to arouse me, Tanner. I love the desert far too much.

So begins the ceremonial burning of Ace... as is tradition.

I wasn't there, of course, but if Dup hadn't said it, I still would've guessed that Ace broke something. Damn it, Ace.

This one might take a while, but it's so worth it... JASPD, Part III 2-16 players Just Another Saint Patrick's Day, Part III: Irish Car Bomb. A scuffle over the corner store's last bottle of whiskey erupts into this explosive battle. http://rsg.ms/Pl9ghp The spawn points are the best part of this. You could spawn directly behind the guy who just killed you, or you might spawn in someone else's line of fire. A random guy might spawn right next to you, or you might spawn in front of a speeding car.

You can cure it. You just have to inject $180,000 directly into your bloodstream.

I've already outdone myself. JASPD, Part II 2-16 players Just Another Saint Patrick's Day, Part II. You and your friends head to the casino for a St. Patrick's Day party, but all hell breaks loose when some guy makes a -loosest slots- joke about your buddy's girl. http://rsg.ms/PkKRIN I love making molotov-heavy matches, and the next one is going to be even more volatile. Also, I have no idea why Social Club turned my quotation marks into hyphens.

I was originally going to use it for a bikers vs. hipsters brawl, but I liked this version better. Plus, nobody wants to play the hipster.

The first installment in my Saint Patrick's Day deathmatches: JASPD, Part I 2-16 players Just Another Saint Patrick's Day, a spin-off of the Just Another Friday Night deathmatches, now with 120% more drunkenness. The streets are blocked off for a St. Patrick's Day celebration, but a fight has broken out over who has the best micro-brew. Defend your pub's honor! http://rsg.ms/1glkZCv

Meh. Made it a JAFN spinoff. JASPD. Full title in description.

FUCK. I've got to get started on new melee deathmatches for you guys. Don't let me forget about this. Working on one right now (well, location scouting). Rockstar is astonishingly gay. It's bad enough that they don't allow long enough titles, but the creator claims that the only shortened version I could think of for my title was "forbidden." Why the fuck it would be forbidden, I don't know. Rockstar is just begging for me to start heckling their various forms of contact again. Edit: Okay, Rockstar is fucking stupid. Apparently, they think "Paddy" (the most common shortening of Patrick, especially when referring to the holiday) is some kind of racial slur against the Irish. That's the only reason I can think of. When I changed it to "Patrick," it was fine, but there isn't enough room for that in my title.

Don't be a bitch. FUCK. I've got to get started on new melee deathmatches for you guys.

Typically, if there's an intro relating to a person who isn't especially important (flashbacks, especially), they're going to die. Apparently, they're just trying to take someone insignificant and make them significant. Also, I like this new Daryl angle they've set up.

I like when you know who's going to die before the first commercial break. Edit: Well, fuck. That intro served no purpose whatsoever, then.

I lol'd.

Corn meal does not belong in tight, moist places.