Massacre

Oh. Well, you're the only Brit we care about. Nevermind.

Daylight Saving Time started last night, for the Americans. Doesn't start for Brits until the 30th. Keep that in mind when setting up events this month. If you start an event at the usual time, EST, you get an extra hour of Britishness.

Xbox lets you use a flash drive as a memory card. Buy a 64gb and get shit done.

It suits my needs. Also, there is yet another motorcycle between the Rat-Loader and the Merryweather Mesa that you can't see in the pic. Also also, as I've said before, I don't race, so I don't have performance mods unlocked, so I don't buy fast, high-end cars.

I'M POSSESSED BY A PIRATE GHOST

I do not have that face tattoo. What the hell happened here, Rockstar?

For reasons that I will never understand or make peace with, the blackjack tattoo, which goes on the left side of the chest, cannot be used with any tattoo that goes on the right side of the chest. I was so happy to have unlocked it, too...

I am hearing the weirdest shit in this GTAO session. Edit: Now past tense. The gist of it was, this guy was explaining (to no one, that I could tell), how to masturbate with a corn dog in your ass and have multiple orgasms.

I had forgotten how incompetent Lester is on option B for the final heist. He is exactly like every child I've encountered in GTAO, both in skill and demeanor.

Spammed the Housers' private email addresses - check. You're welcome.

Oh good, you had a Cheadle backup blackup.

I am watching a train with no engine rolling very slowly down the tracks near the Davis police station. It is moving only because it spawned on a slight hill. A functioning train came along and rolled through it, as though the other train was not there. GHOST TRAIN

It sickens me how fast this is moving along when Assassin's Creed and Warcraft were shelved for years, and only just started filming. Then there are the planned movies that will never be made, like Gears of War and Mass Effect.

the REAL warrior is dead tho isn't he? think i remember someone telling me that. last time i payed attention to wwf was just before steve austin and them came in. think razor ramone had just started few months before... Still alive. He actually wrestled a single match in an independent wrestling promotion in 2008.

I don't have a second character. If we can't get a black guy by tomorrow, I can make one.

Only if me putting on blackface and being Don Cheadle is out of the question.

I like how Scott Caan's jacket is identical to a jacket in GTAO.

The Ultimate Warrior became a crazy, right-wing extremist after he retired from wrestling. Maybe he's gotten his head straight, maybe he hasn't, but I expect a scene nonetheless when he's inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame this year. Also, there was a comic book he endorsed that was about him attacking and sodomizing Santa Claus.

Races are tedious, and everyone is an asshole when they're racing, no matter what they're like at any other time. People have a tendency to blame me when they swerve into me in a race, and proceed to run into me for the remainder of said race. I am a bad guy if I do not crash when they do this.

I'm so... moist.

Alpha. Otiz gave it a lot of style, but the Turismo is fugly, no matter what you do to it. I'm sure it looks alright blasting through the galaxy at warp speed, though.

Before GTA V's release date was announced, how many times did someone claim that they learned the release date from a local retailer, only to have us point out that retailers do not know release dates until they're announced? That shit applies to every game.

bOnEs' mouth is bigger.

Well, at least we all have masks ready for the heist missions when they come out in 12 years.

The most I've purchased from this pack has been two masks and a couple tattoos. The Jester, surprisingly, is the only car I feel is worth grinding for (the Alpha is nice, but it doesn't have many customization options), but I've barely done any races, so I don't have the essential performance mods unlocked. Basically, this pack has only cost me around $30,000, online. Franklin has spent a great deal on his Jester in story mode, however.