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The crew emblem tattoos look horrible. Obviously, the colors are maintained, so they look like a sticker rather than a tattoo. Also, the arm version is awkwardly stretched over your upper arm, distorting it beyond recognition. However, the other new tattoo options allow me to finally cover my character's neck in tattoos, making it look like his entire body is covered (as long as I don't go shirtless or wear a tank top). As for the guns, the heavy pistol isn't much better than a regular pistol, and the "special" carbine is only cosmetically different from the regular carbine. The damage increase is so minor that it's not possible to notice a difference.

It's just five musical horns, that I noticed. Classical music. No gas masks. Still. Just some recolored hockey masks. Way to not try, Rockstar.

Sweet, new horns. Also, new tire smoke colors (green and purple).

Alpha lives up to its name. The Jester just looks like the Penumbra.

It's made by Obsidian. Have some faith.

I didn't know until today that one of the character classes in The Stick of Truth is "Jew." Fucking brilliant. Also, changed title.

Super cars are shit. Not recognizing one indicates good taste in vehicles.

Pretty sure I told you to go fuck yourself last time you posted this.

I know, I just wouldn't be able to resist starting three characters from different factions simultaneously to see as much of the map as possible.

Wow, they made khajiit look pretty awesome. Are the racial choices limited in the beta, or do you just believe in the might of the Aldmeri Dominion as much as I do?

iGTA DOUBLE PENETRATION

My kilt disagrees, bitch.

One of Kuz's first posts on the site was arguing with me about Africa.

Africa was fucked before a white person ever set foot in it. But we did make it way, way worse.

DO IT proud american

Don't bring punk into this, Q. I will bring down the almighty fury of Iggy Pop and Henry Rollins.

I always openly admit that I'm American, because no one can do anything to me. It helps that I smuggle instruments of freedom into every country I visit.

When there's a nice breeze going, there's nothing I'd rather be wearing.

I wouldn't mind a white floral shirt to wear with a suit, like the one with the black suit (no tie) in IV. That stylish look is the only thing from the suit category I'd care to have. Niko was a suave motherfucker in that suit.

If some neckbeard (or DiO) had received that, they'd cum in their pants.

Meh. I don't need cougars crashing the party when I'm shooting up meth labs for Trevor. Unless they're on my side.

Shhhh. Let me exaggerate until I'm done being annoyed by suits.

They said it was. Unfortunately, they're too busy recoloring suits and t-shirts for GTAO, and don't have time for anything fun.