Massacre

Fucking suits. Yeah, we really needed more suits. At least I won't need to grind a bunch of boring missions to pay for anything.

It used to be 15, then 25, then 30. They must have opened most of the accessible map by now, this close to release.

Well, I've had a few ideas for JAFN, Part III...

Stop being such a bitch, is what they're trying to say.

Kevin Nash would've been great for that role, now that you mention it. Abraham looks far older in the comics than the guy playing him. Also, I didn't know he was supposed to be ginger.

Africa isn't like the Middle East. The warlords and soldiers (child soldiers included) are more than enough to deal with that shit. There is no reason for America to get involved. If they hit something important, the warlords will retaliate on their own.

Ugh.

Not really interested in anything but a John prequel.

Meh. The time period has moved forward too much. Unless we get a Redemption prequel with John and his old gang doing fun outlaw things, I'm not interested.

GTA VI. We don't have time for this other shit.

If Michonne weren't black, we wouldn't have gone off topic. Thanks, Obama.

Kelly Rowland is much hotter than Beyonce. Wrong bitch got famous.

As a friend of the blacks, I can confirm that they do not say that.

Smaller tennis ftw.

Deathstroke has always been one of DC's best characters, despite being fairly far down the list in Batman's Rogue's Gallery.

Pic dumps were dangerous. Sometimes, you'd get halfway through the dump and see that one of the girls had a gigantic dick. By that point, you were too invested in the fap to just walk away. You endured.

Used to be. Got out as soon as possible. Now I stick to polluted urban shitholes. They're my kind of place.

Except he sued the cops. I always settle it with a sticky bomb.

I was on dial-up until 2008. I know all the horrors of trying to watch porn on that kind of connection.

For the record, Kuz, I heart black women. I believe that makes me a friend of the blacks.

If Danai were smart, she'd realize how much better she looks with dreadlocks.

Back in the old days, people used to use forums, email, and various instant messaging devices to accomplish this. Thank almighty Science there are now apps for this that people from third world countries advertise on forums using a teenage girl's picture to draw attention.

Beth is 18, Carl is 14.

Never become a writer. You will ruin every plot you could possibly think of before you even think of it.

If that baby doesn't die, the creators have failed miserably. They need to kill her, and they need to do it before the groups inevitably meet up, because I don't want to see Rick being a bitch about his baby twice. Rick: "Things are going the way they did in the comics! *weeps*" Person whose identity is a spoiler: "Hey, Rick, here's your baby!" Rick: " THINGS HAVE DIVERGED FROM THE COMICS IN THE MOST ANNOYING WAY POSSIBLE AND THIS IS AMAZING" Carl: "I WILL CEASE TO BE AN ENTERTAINING CHARACTER AGAIN BECAUSE A GOOD THING HAS HAPPENED TO US. IT'S SO MUCH BETTER WHEN WE'RE HAPPY AND THE SHOW IS STUPID." Yeah, fuck you. I hope Negan runs that bitch through a meat grinder.