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  1. That would do more damage to the show than any other comic-conflicting death they've had. The show essentially becomes unwatchable without the numerous plot elements that Carl is responsible for or heavily involved in. His importance is second only to Rick's.
  2. Does it have to be intentional? I've done a lot of shit like that, but never on purpose. Once, while flying at night, I bumped my wing against a tree I hadn't seen. Rather than blowing up the plane or snapping the wing off, the plane swung around the tree, wing still caught, and the opposite wing hit another tree and got stuck. My plane just sat there, suspended between the two trees, at a height that was too low for my parachute to open, and too high to survive falling from. "Fuck" summed it up nicely.
  3. Fucking awesome, Dup. Love the promo image.
  4. Of course. No one wants a frigid bitch.
  5. Avoid it. Swim into places it can't reach. Or come back later. Rockstar didn't really prepare people for sharks. Nothing you can do, other than swinging a knife at them and hoping for the best.
  6. Sometime between April and June. No definitive release date.
  7. Chumash. At the entrance to one of those side streets on the right, if you're coming from the north. I have never encountered him coming from the south, on four different play-throughs.I forget which side street, but there aren't many. If you hit Vespucci, you've gone too far. Or it just wasn't his time to spawn. It is random, after all. He'll tell you to invest in TInkle. It takes a week - in-game, of course - to pay off. This is more useful for Michael, because he has more properties to buy.
  8. Tara's a lesbian. Futile shit. Daryl and Beth been brewin' for a while. Boning before the end of the season.
  9. He dumped a barrel of babies in the water.
  10. Agreed. Like I've said in other topics, I'm not tired of zombies, yet, because I'm still waiting to see them done right. I would love to pick a spot in LS and fortify it, populate it with survivors, defend it, etc. I spent a lot of time in Undead Nightmare just wandering around, looking at spots that would make good places to set up a safezone. Thieves Landing was the best spot, aside from the fort. Blackwater, Armadillo, and Macfarlane Ranch were terrible.
  11. If you ever need a second woman for a threesome, my freezer is available.
  12. It's like a Two-Hand Tallahassee Tug, but only one hand is yours. Very romantic.
  13. You didn't. I discovered your secret.
  14. Ku the Jew. As Kuz is part black, and also a Jew, he is Sammy Davis Jr.
  15. I'm glad the Roosevelt is free in Story Mode (in your garage). Michael loves putting on his nicest suit and cruising through Vinewood in it. He gets to live his favorite movies.
  16. When you click the "Manage Topic Poll" button when making a new topic, there's a box next to the poll question that says "Allow Multiple." Checking that box allows people to select multiple choices. It was checked, and I unchecked it so people couldn't check both yes and no. Although, I have no idea why they would.
  17. It would've been fine in the GTAO section, as long as people didn't make a habit of making topics like this. One isn't a problem. I'll move it there. Edit: Though you did make the poll multiple choice. Fixed. Also, I say armless. It's your trademark. When a motherfucker with no arms shows up, you know the party has arrived.
  18. It's a real shame there's no glitch to get rid of your legs. With those boxers, it would look brilliant.