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Then stop being wrong all the time. Also, stay on topic, folks.

Brian, you dumbass. Midgets are sometimes called dwarves, but they're still fucking midgets.

On the upside, this is probably far too widespread by now for Rockstar to go around liberally chucking their banhammer at people. They'll have to do a reasonable amount of investigation in order to avoid making what could be their biggest GTAO mistake (the backlash if they start banning innocents would fuck them over tremendously), so you folks who've been gifted money and didn't go around buying tanks and other nonsense items are safe.

/\ This is the reason I can't make it this week Oh, great. Nice job, bOnEs.

I have no idea why you would want to gain that information via PM. That van is from the Beach Bum pack and is available for free from southernsanandreassuperautos.com, or whatever the site is. You can figure it out.

Otiz is Rayman.

Or the snow is an illusion. We've been red pill'd by a hubcap.

I DECLARE SHENANIGANS

Christmas Day. And only Christmas Day. Yeah, I was let down, too. I'll barely have time to play tomorrow. I want to romp in the fucking snow with my homos homies.

I look way better in that mask.

People sure do get upset when they pair up in a Rhino and a Lazer and can't even catch you, let alone kill you. Maybe my Primo is just that badass.

Fuck yes. Made me happy to see all those likes. I hope it played out as chaotically as I planned.

My shirt didn't look so muted on my screen, I thought I was blending rather well. I look more like I'm photobombing than actually being part of the festivities.

I'll probably never sign up for one of these, but, it goes without saying that if I happen to be online while the event is going, send me an invite. My schedule is too unpredictable for me to sign up, but if I'm on, I'm probably in.

Rockstar cancelled all the winter fun because the cash-glitching naughty list was too long.

I am going to wear the fuck out of that snowman mask.

God damn it. Simms told you not to mess with the bomb if you didn't know what you were doing.

Load Story Mode, and be playing as Michael. Replay the mission 'Burying the Hatchet,' play the mission until you're in North Yankton. You'll be on a long, straight road, with the main town portion of Ludendorff far in the distance. Follow the path on your radar until it tells you to turn right. Stop at that corner, and have someone invite you to their game. Once you're in GTAO, just fly southeast over the docks, like with the old method.

I'll keep my erection in my pants until this is official.

There's no smoother ride than a 2077 Corvega.

Blade is one of my favorite rim styles, so, the Tailgater gets bonus points. Not a big fan of the paint, but none of the green options are very good, so it's not the owner's fault.

Surprised the Bodhi and Buffalo were tied for a while. Using the crew color is a cop-out that I would've thought would get an instant win. Personally, I would never vote for a Bodhi that had that roll cage.

One of the few instances in which I have seen the movie, but have not read the book. The story is solid. Well-written and insightful. The movie is the perfect example of child actors who do not suck. Read the book, then watch the movie.

So they can be on the winning side of a high speed pursuit. Personally, I would just shoot the police and walk away in a leisurely fashion, but some people like chases. Ace's father is clearly a getaway driver for all those Canadian bank robberies we'd hear about on the news if anyone cared about Canada.

VBR has grown on me, in a sense. It is my go-to station when I'm hanging around Vespucci. Most of the playlist is very surfer-esque.