Massacre

My schedule has zero consistency. I wish I could give you people a definitive time that I'm going to be online.

So this is what my MC does while I'm downtown trying to negotiate contracts and building permits so we can have a nice clubhouse. I see how it is.

When in Germany, repeatedly ask random people (cops, especially) where the concentration camps are. They fucking love it when you do that.

Uncanny levels of badass.

That looks like a very fun car to do stupid things in. Aussies can't handle my reckless driving. Hell, Americans don't even have the stomach for the stupid shit I am willing to endanger my life with.

Well, I've never seen anyone but a douche drive the newer Mustangs, so, yeah he is.

Glitch stuff. Google it. Do it before they patch it.

Let's bring the whole Asylum MC, start a North Yankton chapter.

I was flying around looking for it, decided I had done something wrong, and flew as high as I could and bailed out, as a consolation prize. I flew within 3 feet of you as I parachuted into the water. Also, your Merryweather pickup was floating right next to you. I had a chuckle when you said you couldn't find it.

I had the idea of placing a spawn point and parachute spawn next to each other on a large smokestack, but the creator wouldn't let them be that close. It was the only spot on the map that was that high, and jumping would've been the only way down. Hell, I might put the spawn there anyway, no parachute.

I never actually managed to get there. Still haven't.

Now she sounds a little better.

In my Minefield match, I intentionally placed spawn points in areas where people will hole up for safety, in the hopes that people constantly respawn behind enemy lines. Also, I placed three spawn points near a tank, but there's no way to get the tank onto the battlefield.

Rockstar arbitrarily gives extra money to random players or shorts random players on mission payouts, because it makes them chuckle to read complaints from the people not getting the amount they desire.

The least expected one. Also, at the look in the cop/detective/whatever's eye when she came across the scene. There's no way that could realistically be pinned on him, but it's going to happen anyway.

Alcohol tastes terrible, and being drunk is not fun, no matter what anyone says. Try cocaine at least once in your life, though.

Setting aside the nonsensical revering of cuda as some sort of anomaly in the field of womanizing, the woman in question is not famous enough, successful enough, or attractive enough to be justified in turning down any male of average or greater status. Besides, Peter Berg is more fuckable than Minka Kelly.

It's certainly a good car to have when you start experimenting with drugs and alcohol. #yellow, or whatever the kids are saying these days.

Minefield Gasoline, oil, explosives... golf carts? It's a dangerous battlefield. Luckily, the locations of the best weapons are marked... with explosive barrels. Good luck. http://rsg.ms/1bXvpvd Would've been better if there weren't a limit on how many explosive barrels you can use.

Bigger, better, more gang-er. JAFN, Part II The sequel to Just Another Friday Night (http://rsg.ms/1bX7JXO). A gang brawl so big, we called in a riot squad. http://rsg.ms/1bwsDXB I'm unfamiliar with deathmatches. If you guys play these and decide they're too short, need more kills, whatever, let me know and I'll fix it.

The AI test run was wonky. Everyone just ran into the desert. None of you do that when you play this DM.

Wouldn't let me use broken bottles, but, done. Just Another Friday Night A drunken parking lot brawl with fists and whatever else you can find. You know, same as every Friday night. http://rsg.ms/1bX7JXO

I'm glad I didn't strain myself attempting to acquire one, then. That was my sole reason for not already having a Tornado in my garage, however.

I made very slight alterations, dropping my character's time spent doing illegal work, so his face still had some texture and a few cuts, but didn't look like he had lost his Fight Club bout. The only thing it affected was his driving skill, and the change was negligible. I had my driving skill maxed again after a couple races.

Holy fuck.