Massacre

Christmas lights of the same color, placed under translucent white plexiglass, make for great low-budget, Tron-style bars of light.

I've only recently started stunting with a BMX. It is immensely fun and your buddies are brilliant.

I made sure I only directed him to areas where I'm in contact with the owners of the local torture/murder clubs. He'll be fine.

Yeah. And everyone wants you to go bowling.

I was on mobile, excuse me for making one little mistake. Hell, I'm more literate than some of the "well known" members on this site. Don't talk shit about Q and DiO. They didn't ask to be born like that. Might as well be a big, moist vagina, compared to a '69 Charger.

That's what we get for letting random, inactive members into our crew. The crew would be significantly better if we only allowed active forum members in.

It may look incredibly stupid, but the Kalahari is a solid vehicle.

I operated a diner in one of those themed village things, where the employees have to dress up and stay in character all the time. It was an old west town, and my diner was called the Slop Hole. People thought that was a whorehouse, too. Morons didn't know the Stink Hole was on the other side of town.

'98' is your year of birth, isn't it, son? I don't understand the cultural and educational barrier that allows some of our child members to be literate, while most of them are not.

Prison bus, painted yellow. You've never seen it because Story Mode didn't make use of it. Or the prison in general.

I've emailed Sony, informing them that they are a bunch of proud americans. Will keep everyone updated on this.

FUCK YEAH DRUG TRAFFICKING

Half his bag of Jew gold.

*Driving along in stolen, undamaged tanker for Lamar* MISSION FAILED: THE TANKER WAS DESTROYED Well fuck you, too.

Whatever helps you sleep at night. Your use of that phrase doesn't make any sense at all in this situation.

Cruises are for fat people who want to visit some tourist-trap islands pretend they're cultured. You are 15 and ugly. Enjoy your food and drinks.

Every Mustang wishes it was a white 1970 Dodge Challenger. Bitches don't know 'bout my Vanishing Point.

What the fuck is up with that thing's front legs? Hit by a bus? Reshape it and make it look like the Kojima logo.

White people really fucked up the Caribbean after all the pirates were killed.

I suppose a large floating habitat built for people like you is the best place for you to be.

The Caribbean is the only one worth visiting, but cruises are retarded and you are more of a proud american than I thought if a cruise appeals to you.

Fuck! Excellent tips, man! This all sounds very appealing. I had no idea they had ferries enabling me to cross those boring countries on the way to Greece. This post sounds so good I may do it word for word. How serious are you about extremists blowing me up? Should I avoid a certain area or time to visit? You sure like to mention dangers of Spain. Would a day in Barcelona be a safe/worthwhile idea? Man, sounds like I'll be spending most of my trip exploring all of Italy. It sounds like every part has something to offer. Turkey/Greece sound pretty likely now. Barcelona is fine. Just steer clear of poorer areas if they seem somewhat empty. If a place looks deserted, avoid it at all costs. It looks like that for a reason, and it definitely is not deserted. Yes, I am serious about Turkey. Not about you being blown up, but it is dangerous. Especially for you. It's the Middle East, and you're Jew-ey as fuck. Try not to look so Jew-ey. Also, if you acquire weed somewhere along the way, finish it before venturing into any part of the Middle East. Luckily, no one is sweeping or scrubbing the desert, so you can spot dangerous areas from a mile away. Just look for damage that was caused by fighting, not by the fact that all the buildings are older than Jesus. Istanbul is in the Marmara Region, and is plenty safe. Central Anatolia is relatively safe, because there are a large number of tourist attractions in the region (rock formations and ancient structures, not regular tourist shit), and the Izmir Province of the Aegean region should be safe, as well, because Ephesus is there, and is a huge ancient Greek city ruin, and is full of awesome. Cappadocia in Central Anatolia should be your main destination, because there's so much there. Gorgeous, breath-taking, panty-moistening scenery in every direction, as far as the eye can see. You absolutely must visit Guzelyurt, in the Ihlara Valley. You may have seen its famous rock-cut temple before:

Meh.

If you go to Greece, you'd be a fucktard not to grab a boat to Turkey. Yes, Turkey is in Asia, but it's going to be the best scenery of your trip, should you decide to go there. If you think you can survive Spain (just stick to areas with heavy foot traffic, if you're out at night), fly to Portugal and head east. When you reach Italy, travel around the coast until you get to Lecce, in Apulia. This is the easternmost point in Italy. Enjoy the scenery, then head north, where you can grab a ferry from Brindisi to Igoumenitsa, in Greece. By taking a ferry to Greece, you avoid Slovakia, Bosnia, Albania, and all the other Slavic countries, which are boring. You get a lot of scenery on your way to Athens. Once you get there, you can either head north along the coast, which will take you west, into Turkey, or you can try to grab another ferry. I don't know where the ferries run to or from when going from Greece to Turkey, so you're on your own if that's the way you go. Turkey is gorgeous and incredible and would be the most memorable place you've ever been to. You will remember every moment of that trip in photographic detail, because there is no greater adventure one can go on in the modern age. Go as far east as Cappadocia (it's in the Nevsehir Province, in Central Anatolia), and don't let extremists blow you up. You can either go straight to Istanbul when you get to Turkey, or avoid it and come back later, so the trip ends there. I suggest the latter.