Massacre

Four long, straight roads meeting at an intersection. A ramp at the end of each road. Four super cars, traveling the same speed... covered in sticky bombs. They all hit their respective ramps at the same time, meeting in the center in a fiery explosion. We then have the best crew photo of all time.

It's almost as annoying as basketball.

I have called the ACLU on your behalf.

Fucking Hong Kong, man.

But you're black, so the white man is conveniently overlooking you.

I'll take China over any part of Europe that isn't on the southern coast of the continent. If it's European and isn't Italy, Greece, Spain, or Portugal, it's not worth visiting.

I'm just trying to keep a very feeble Jew from being violated by filthy Spaniards.

Spain is dangerous for tourists, and you're a bitch. You will be robbed, stabbed, and raped, in a very enthusiastic fashion, by poorly-dressed street gangs making cat noises for no apparent reason. Yes, that is what street gangs in Spain are like. I am not joking.

Don't go to Spain.

I have no idea where that came from, but you kids went overboard with it.

Oh, great. I can't wait to see what Rockstar decides to ruin in response to this.

Was thinking the same. I guess it's a spoiler, so...

Fuck that bitch. With a brick.

Just realized who's filling that role on the show. Sheeeeit.

Well, fuck.

You could save even more money by not having terrible taste in entertainment.

He's got a nice collection of t-shirts, I'll give him that.

I expect to have randoms try to collect the $0.25 bounty on my head through the casino doors while I'm in the middle of a hot streak.

Billy's Revenant.

It may look and taste like diarrhea, but it's still better than anything else you're going to get in England. That is the only reason.

Don't advertise anywhere until we're functional and pretty. I don't want to deal with a bunch of proud americans complaining about the current state of the site and leaving without ever seeing the final product. Who hired a fucking street team, anyway? Priorities.

There is a retarded amount of work that should've been done before that went live. Not ignoring it since April would've helped, but this other shit came out of nowhere. Also, fuck Reddit. What the fuck are you even doing there? proud american.

Snickered.