Massacre

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  1. Until now, I had not noticed that the SNS pistol is the same size as a standard squirt gun. Sorry your PS3 is dead, bOnEs. I'm glad we managed a game before it happened. Hope it's sorted soon.
  2. I'll remember that if I'm the one who does the news story here.
  3. Not a spoiler. Will be in big, bold print when the corresponding DLC is announced.
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    XBOX One

    When I was 6, I was playing a game called Jazz Jackrabbit, made by Epic Megagames. Those motherfuckers went on to create Unreal and Gears of War. Get on my level.
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    XBOX One

    He was around 6. ... Jesus Christ.
  6. Just needed to make sure it was yours. Your Prairie sucks honkyballs.
  7. Finally, the fence face-off. It's only taken a season and a half. Shame the relationship-ending-in-a-beheading never happened.
  8. I buy Chinese parts in bulk, just to keep the child slaves busy. I then throw the parts into a river.
  9. Massacre

    XBOX One

    Would never play a Bethesda game on console again (unless they're fucktards and don't do a limited edition for PC again, like they did with New Vegas). The mods make the game for me at this point; they wouldn't have the longevity they have for me if it weren't for the hundred or so mods I end up installing. Anything else, however, I'll be playing on console. And it likely won't be the Xbox One, so... *Abandons thread*
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    Fallout

    Flamers always make short work of the 'lurk. It even pre-cooks your mirelurk cakes.
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    Fallout

    It might be the date of site updates they're hinting at. If that's case, then the 11/25 update coming while it was still 11/24 in the US means that the site isn't American, and thus, fake.
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    Fallout

    Nuclear winter is coming... Going for a cheap play on Game of Thrones' tagline isn't much like Bethesda. Such a random thing to start making me doubt the authenticity of the site.
  13. Why would they force people to rely on their worst game mode? The worst game mode in any online game, for that matter. Horrible idea. I'd rather play tennis. Hell, I'd rather stay at rank 41 than start doing deathmatches. Rockstar is fucking up their mediocre MMO attempt more with every update.
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    Fallout

    The New England Commonwealth consisted of Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Rhode Island and Connecticut, but only the area around the Institute is still referred to as the Commonwealth. It's a name for the general area, like Capital Wasteland. It might include slivers of other states, like the Capital Wasteland included areas from Maryland and Virginia, or New Vegas included parts of California and Arizona, but it'll mainly be Massachusetts. The Institute is definitely MIT.
  15. Massacre

    Fallout

    Nukalurks were pretty awesome.
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    Fallout

    Appropriately vague and intriguing, as a character title. The Vault Dweller The Chosen One The Lone Wanderer The Courier The Survivor Maybe the fellows from the Institute built a few smaller vaults, post-war, as secure places for dangerous experiments, but I'm kind of reaching on that one.
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    Fallout

    Bethesda would still shut down a fake teaser site, copyright or no. The law doesn't really matter, Bethesda just bullies them into shutting down. But wait, there's more... http://fallout.gamepedia.com/Blog:News/The_Survivor_2299_teases_The_Institute
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    Fallout

    V137/VT137 obviously indicates Vault 137. That's not a known vault number, but some of the vaults from Fallout 3 were made up by Bethesda and weren't part of the original vault list. I'm still saying the Commonwealth for Fallout 4's setting. Too many Commonwealth mentions in Fallout 3 for them to just pick a random location.
  19. Nobody gives a fuck about the fuel door. The lights, however, would be nice. Also, paint those stripes pale blue and slap an iGTA logo on the door.
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    Saints Row

    Great, now I have to learn to live with that. Would be a nice setup for the inevitable reboot, but people would be pissed about the emotional investment they had in the previous games, with Carlos' death, and later Johnny's. Still, seeing a redesigned Stilwater on next gen tech would be quite the consolation.
  21. That isn't a fight. Anyone can avoid being mugged, especially when the muggers are that stupid.
  22. That Prairie looks like shit and you know it. Don't get me wrong, they tried. But it's a Prairie. Nothing works.
  23. That goes for any martial art. It's fun to watch a sanctioned match with rules and whatnot, but definitely not practical. It'll never come in handy in an actual fight, unless the other guy also knows martial arts, and thinks it's practical. In fact, never kick a guy in a fight. You're going to get knocked on your ass. Immediately. Unless he's down. Contrary to what people say, fucking kick a guy while he's down. In the head, if you can.
  24. There is nothing you can do to make a Prairie look good. Schwartzer.