The Mad Dooby

As long as I got to fuck someone up the bum with an automatic rifle. I'm in

I like the lynyrd Skynyrd one. What should I get if I were to get one

And when the economy hits rock bottom, Invest the fuck out of it. Shit will be dirt cheap. Never pull your money out. It may take awhile for the stock market to pick up again, but you will make a killing at the stocks.

Because alchol has kinda always been part of our way of life. Much like smoking, but as you can tell, we are slowly discouraging it. Drinking and driving is a skill, And the new drunk drivers we have, who don't even know how to drive a stick, are the people you should be worried about. A 50 year old farmer drunk driving? That guy knows what he's doing

Why read it twice? He forgot who was fanny fucking him

A good old bottle of Jack, aged to perfection.

Yes, but then San Andreas came out and no one knew what driver was anymore. Fuck, people forgot what alot of games where. I even forgot I needed to go to the bath room when I first got SA

Stupid bitches. Even 300 years later, they still won't listen to us

Funny. If you recruit veronica, and leave her at the lucky 38, you can keep her while having the BoS dead. But I killed house then the BoS, so I'm not sure if thats why. In my opinion, I'd keep them alive. Another place to find laser weapons if you kill the van graafs

If you ask me if I smoke the doobs, you should be slapped, dropped off a bridge, rolled in dog shit, then saw dust, then have to watch gay three way porn with Jackie Gleason and then be thrown under a train. Because you clearly aren't intellectual enough to be in this world

don't worry marns, I'll find captain smarty pants above me on GTA and rip him a new ass

"And make sure you wear a life jacket when the boat sinks"

Are you the real asdfguy from youtube or are you just a mock

How could the Americans turn off the internet? The don't fucking own it.

WW3. Thats what I'm thinking. But once you step back and look at the whole situation, It's the human race setting itself up for failure and the only solution is to forgive and forget, start fresh, all that mumbo jumbo. So if the worlds economy fails, It's both ironic and sad

The STAG's flying bike from Saints Row 3

And normally, The mods don't tell us to stop until its too late

They needed to drop 66 million into a new reman centre in my town. Its not even a prison, its a holding cell for people about to be convicted. And they needed to build a bigger one? Thats just sad. Then the Alberta government shuts down half of the phyc ward in a hospital to clear funding, and now they are complaining about there being a shortage of beds. No shit? Fuck, some people have their heads shoved so far up their ass, they can see the light of day and smell the fresh air.

Your new to this relm of control aren't you? Your not in friendly waters when you step out of the GTA 5 discussion. You better have a tight ass hole, cause your about to experience an arse fucking like never before

You would, You fucking American

Quick, Put bOnEs's face on it!

You know what really gets me riled up? Canadian politics "Today we discuss how we should fund snow removal. And fuck, we have a lot of snow to remove"

I'm Still not sure if Marns can see me any more

Is that why you sent me to get pizza? So you could masterbate in peace? Yeah, sorry but you're too much of a distraction when i'm trying to wank. You need expert co-ordination, and me taking my clothes off clearly doesnt help...

Good, They were getting alittle too big to be cramped in the standard wiki