The iGTA5.com Deathmatch

[gtagrl 4317]

Even though the weekly deathmatches ended months ago when Marney "left"... ignoring the fact that the whinging proud american is still here.

No I'm not.

The sex change doesn't count. You're still you. You're still here.

[CFO Charles 827]

Whatever Im back on PS3 and I haven't played GTA IV in a longgggggg time, I'd be willing to DM anytime. Send out your friend requests...

[CaPn bOnEs 8527]

next week, monday, 6pm EST'ish?? ... one deathmatch, and perhaps a GTA race or two afterwards?? ...

[ViceMan 1380]

I haven't reinstalled GTA IV yet, I suppose I could be coerced to though.

[gtagrl 4317]

It's a holiday for us on Monday (Happy Canada Day!) so don't know my plans yet. If I'm home, I'm in.

[CFO Charles 827]

It's a holiday for us on Monday (Happy Canada Day!) so don't know my plans yet. If I'm home, I'm in.

Yeah, I know for a fact I have plans Canada Day

[CaPn bOnEs 8527]

fuck it then... perhaps the following monday, july 9th??

[Massacre 7646]

What exactly do people do for Canada Day? I bet the 4th of July is better.

What does England have?

[gtagrl 4317]

What exactly do people do for Canada Day? I bet the 4th of July is better.

We gather with friends and family, have barbeques and pig out, go to fairs and amusement park rides, and have parades and eat cake with red and white icing, and listen to live bands, wear every single ridiculous patriotic thing you own, like T-shirts and hats and Canadian flag lawn chairs we sit on for the huge fireworks show at night. Then we stay up all night by the bonfire, eating bacon and drinking beer and smoking incredible weed (for those who are so inclined) and setting off huge piles of fireworks (last year we cleaned out the stock at the local store). Canada is turning 145 this year.

[Massacre 7646]

Basically, you ripped off our holiday.

The least you could do is throw in a polar bear fight or a pancake-eating contest.

[gtagrl 4317]

I don't live close enough to polar bears to make that kind of arrangement.

The pancake eating contests take place in late March / early April when the maple sap is running and fresh syrup is being made.

Edit: I can't commit to July 9 either. I might be lost in the woods by then.

[Guest Marney-1]

What exactly do people do for Canada Day? I bet the 4th of July is better.

What does England have?

They attempt to celebrate St. George's Day on the 23rd of April but local council officials in many parts of the country try to ban the flying of the St. George's flag because they're scared it'll offend ethnic minorities. It's not even a public holiday, people don't get the day off or anything.

They also celebrate it in Newfoundland, Canada.

Apparently some fella on a horse slayed a dragon hundreds of years ago - or so he claimed and because everyone did magic mushrooms back then they all believed him. Or something.

Edited June 29, 2012 by Marney-1

[jobo 100]

I saw this pic of a kid wearing a Canadian shirt. His backpack blocked the outside of the words and it said anal.

[Guest Marney-1]

I saw this pic of a kid wearing a Canadian shirt. His backpack blocked the outside of the words and it said anal.

Ha, that awkward moment when you realise you're spending too much time on iGTA5.

[Massacre 7646]

Apparently some fella on a horse slayed a dragon hundreds of years ago

In Canada? There were never dragons in Canada, they hardly left the Eurasian continent. The handful that remain are either imprisoned or in self-imposed exile - none of them in Canada.

Besides, Canada's yeti turf.

[Guest Marney-1]

Apparently some fella on a horse slayed a dragon hundreds of years ago

In Canada? There were never dragons in Canada, they hardly left the Eurasian continent. The handful that remain are either imprisoned or in self-imposed exile - none of them in Canada.

Besides, Canada's yeti turf.

Maybe I should have put that paragraph about the dragon slaying before I mentioned Cananadada? I can't be arsed to research where this drug-addled fantasy story was supposed to have taken place, pretty sure it wasn't Canada though.

Pfft, dragon. People will believe any old shite.

[ViceMan 1380]

A dragon! I saw a dragon! It flew right over the Barrow!

Fuck, this isn't the asylum... oh well, who gives a shit.

[Ku Zi Mu 1194]

I'm about to play RDR. Anyone who wants to join hit me up on PSN. Should stop playing around 12:00ish.

[ViceMan 1380]

A. I haven't reinstalled it, and B. I remember the trouble you had playing with us last time. Although I blame Marney.

[Ku Zi Mu 1194]

Yes but I figured out the problem. What I gots to do is join a Quik Match then get kicked because of connection issues and repeat the process 4 times. The 6th time usually is the charm. Then I can invite you and anyone else who wants to play.

All dis here talck about Cowfolk n' guns gots my trigger finger itchen for sawed off shotty... hmm.. I thinks I'ms going to play again.

My RDR interest meter expires at 8:30.