The Grand National 2011

[Guest Marney1]

The biggest racing event in the world (watched by an average 1bn people each year) takes place 7th - 9th April this year so place your bets! (Maybe Psy could give the winning member a prize?)

Runners List

Horses will die and silly hats will be worn!

[ViceMan 1380]

That horse on the left, pfft, what a showoff.

"You're doing it wrong!"

[Massacre 7646]

The only thing horses are good for is beast porn, horse racing is pointless.

[ViceMan 1380]

I thought you'd have moved on from horse porn to something a bit more exotic and risqué by now; porcupine porn perhaps?

[Massacre 7646]

Look up "Horse anal creampie," and you'll see why horses fucking young ladies never gets old.

[CaPn bOnEs 8527]

you euros sure do like odd sports... this is the only grand national i care about;

[ViceMan 1380]

You have horse racing in America don't you? It was even in SA. Besides, I loathe all sports equally.

[CaPn bOnEs 8527]

rich yuppies in america watch the kentuky derby races... no one else really cares about it... i think the only reason why it is "mildly" popular in america is because you can bet money on horse racing... and america loves to gamble!!

[ViceMan 1380]

Well i'm pretty sure it's the same here, the rich snobs watch it for "the sport", and the poor gamble on it when they're not spending their money on booze and drugs.

[Guest Marney1]

Look up "Horse anal creampie," and you'll see why horses fucking young ladies never gets old.

Would it be illegal if I clicked on one of the results?

[Massacre 7646]

Nope. Go for it.

[Guest Marney1]

Like fuck. Anyway, we doing a sweep for this race or what? Apparently Psy's giving a prize to the winner.

[Pieface 15]

Didn't a 100/1 horse win the Grand National last year?

[Guest Marney1]

Didn't a 100/1 horse win the Grand National last year?

Yeah, bookies got butt-fucked lol.

[Firm 982]

Today i drew Comply Or Die at the work sweepstake, Who won the race in 2008 i believe.

So i dont think ill be winning.

[ViceMan 1380]

I got Quinz and BECAUSEICOULDNTSEE... apparently.

[DuPz0r 5361]

I didn't bet on it. But if i would have, i would have chosen The Midnight Club as it's a R* title.

but that came 6th so i would lost.

[Guest Marney1]

Picked The Midnight Club which was the favourite, didn't know that until after I'd done it and like DuP said, it came 6th anyway. Only 19 of the 40 finished and Ornais and Dooneys Gate died, I think 3 others died during the 3 days, anyone know for sure?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZXilKHWPcA

[ViceMan 1380]

It's a pity there wasn't a horse called QD's Flailing Penis.

[Guest Marney1]

It's a pity there wasn't a horse called QD's Flailing Penis.

Probably would have died.

[ViceMan 1380]

Yes and we'd have had to make another obituary topic.