fanman 30 Report post Posted September 6, 2013 i will do the first two missions then fined my garage and drive my hot knive around the map, after this go to lossantos costoms and pull every car off the street i see to find out what i can do with them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KiLLerBoy_001 8 Report post Posted September 6, 2013 I for one don't care about foliage if it looks shit ill see if i can cut them down in size using the biggest gun at that time availeble probaly a handgun Then ill go to countryside wait to nightfall, see if theyre is anything lurking in the dark. then steal me some nice ass rides to pimp. get my ass into a plane and crash it into some cars. Create a human made blockade on a bridge or intersection, and kill everybody and everything that get out his/her vehicle or stays in for to damn long and see how many cars theyre can be on screen using this procedure.. eventually ill get to do some missions to but thats just that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bmw1126 67 Report post Posted September 6, 2013 i will do the first two missions then fined my garage and drive my hot knive around the map, after this go to lossantos costoms and pull every car off the street i see to find out what i can do with them. that actually sounds like a great plan. Get a feel for what's to come. But after each mission just cruise around either peacefully or go get high and drunk and drive to the military base and start a riot. Then at night in the game go to the closest air strip and take to the sky's to see what The map looks like at night. And finally parachute out and land in the woods and go find a bear and use Trevor's rage ability and get in a boxing match with a bear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Otiz P Jivefunk 670 Report post Posted September 6, 2013 i'm gonna attempt a solid loop around the map....without getting distracted....attempt is the key word....man i'm gonna go insane figuring out what i wanna do first...shit! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PimpLippy 35 Report post Posted September 6, 2013 i'm gonna attempt a solid loop around the map....without getting distracted....attempt is the key word....man i'm gonna go insane figuring out what i wanna do first...shit! failure is always an option - adam savage, mythbusters Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Otiz P Jivefunk 670 Report post Posted September 7, 2013 lol....not gonna deny, i'm probibally gonna fail that attempt! lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blake6993 35 Report post Posted September 7, 2013 i'm probibally gonna fail If your spelling is anything to go by, then yes you will 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rastafarian Duck 4 Report post Posted September 7, 2013 I will do some tutorial missions then I'll go and set up a save which I can use cheats on freely. I will just mess about for a while and check out all the things to do and customize without having to worry about being restricted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Otiz P Jivefunk 670 Report post Posted September 7, 2013 i'm probibally gonna fail If your spelling is anything to go by, then yes you will lmao! PROBABLY>>>> there cuntwad,happy now? 'scuse me fer puttin a word i like to say sarcastically in and typing how i would speak it. Like cinaminomin/aluminumanim or wochesershirshireire schauce. forgot ya can't be silly or foolish here. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fryman 71 Report post Posted September 7, 2013 What the.... Fck? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeelReel 15 Report post Posted September 7, 2013 I don't know about anyone else, but I for one really don't give a shit what Ortiz Jizzfuck has to say Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PimpLippy 35 Report post Posted September 7, 2013 I don't know about anyone else, but I for one really don't give a shit what Ortiz Jizzfuck has to say with spelling like his i can't even read what he says let alone give a shit... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plittle42 0 Report post Posted September 7, 2013 do the missions till i meet all the protagonist then do some mission till i fail a mission 5 times in a row then go looking around the city finding things to do then finish the game after 1 yr Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Some dude 1 Report post Posted September 7, 2013 Give micheal a beard so he looks like a villain from die hard, get an assault rifle with a silencer, find somewhere to rob, and fuck shit up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blake6993 35 Report post Posted September 7, 2013 find somewhere to rob I forgot that you could rob smaller places. I'm totally going on a convenience store robbery spree. Then I'm investing the takings as soon as I can Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAaddict 9 Report post Posted September 8, 2013 Attempt to steal an aircraft and see if I can land it in the military base. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theantidavis 6 Report post Posted September 8, 2013 I don't know about anyone else, but I for one really don't give a shit what Ortiz Jizzfuck has to say with spelling like his i can't even read what he says let alone give a shit... Come on now, he's a pretty cool dude. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Otiz P Jivefunk 670 Report post Posted September 8, 2013 thx, done with trolls however. guilty for feeding too. apoligies steal, drive, explore for a bit then it's time to put in work and get to the missions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StinkyOldBum 0 Report post Posted September 8, 2013 I'm gonna try to have sex with the disc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
calimann83 125 Report post Posted September 8, 2013 I'm gonna try to have sex with the disc. well obviously, that's like the first thing that I am going to do. I just realized that I have class that night, and not just any class but one of the most important classes of the graduate program. I can't miss class so I am not going to be able to play until close to 11pm on the 17th. That's going to be one very long day for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blake6993 35 Report post Posted September 8, 2013 I'm gonna try to have sex with the disc. well obviously, that's like the first thing that I am going to do. I just realized that I have class that night, and not just any class but one of the most important classes of the graduate program. I can't miss class so I am not going to be able to play until close to 11pm on the 17th. That's going to be one very long day for me. Dude, that seriously sucks. I thought I had a bit of a wait, but I'll only have to wait until around 5pm (UK time). If you want my advice, don't go on the internet at all, in case of spoilers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
17-9-13 1 Report post Posted September 8, 2013 Rob the small stores. Build the cash. Invest it. Get better weapons. Then go on to the banks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhishFood2013 8 Report post Posted September 8, 2013 Don't worry guys, im working untill 11pm, might risk a bit of a go before work but chances are ill either be late or "ill" if I even load the game up! So looks like at least half 11 for me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlackSox9 448 Report post Posted September 8, 2013 Here are my GTA V plans. >wear all green, walk down the street >beat the shit out of a cop with a baseball bat >take his gun >hijack a convertible >roll down the street smoking a blunt, blasting Snoop Dogg >roll up to a hooker >invite her in the car >fuck her brains out >beat her unconscious >douse her in gasoline and light her on fire >keep driving down the road >fire my gun wildly into crowds >leap out of my car going 250 mph >find a bicycle >ride the bike, ringing my bell, shooting niggas with my pistol while popping wheelies >ride my bike up to my game shop >give employee my preorder slip >acquire my PS3 copy of GTA V >drive home and play it 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fryman 71 Report post Posted September 8, 2013 Here are my GTA V plans.>wear all green, walk down the street >beat the shit out of a cop with a baseball bat >take his gun >hijack a convertible >roll down the street smoking a blunt, blasting Snoop Dogg >roll up to a hooker >invite her in the car >fuck her brains out >beat her unconscious >douse her in gasoline and light her on fire >keep driving down the road >fire my gun wildly into crowds >leap out of my car going 250 mph >find a bicycle >ride the bike, ringing my bell, shooting niggas with my pistol while popping wheelies >ride my bike up to my game shop >give employee my preorder slip >acquire my PS3 copy of GTA V >drive home and play it You sound black 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
