The GTA V Shit List

[TreeFitty 2631]

http://wiiudaily.com for this retarded gem: http://wiiudaily.com/2012/03/grand-theft-auto-5-coming-to-wii-u-in-2013/#comment-2441

"Grand Theft Auto 5 will be coming to Wii U, according to publisher Rockstar.. According to a new financial report from developer/publisher Rockstar, the company will release Grand Theft Auto 5 in early 2013, and it will be coming to the Wii U in addition to other consoles. "

[ConQueSteD 552]

The funny thing is it's not near the end of a financial quarter.

[Guest Marney]

http://wiiudaily.com for this retarded gem: http://wiiudaily.com...3/#comment-2441

"Grand Theft Auto 5 will be coming to Wii U, according to publisher Rockstar.. According to a new financial report from developer/publisher Rockstar, the company will release Grand Theft Auto 5 in early 2013, and it will be coming to the Wii U in addition to other consoles. "

WOW! That's a good one. And from Wii U site too.

[Guest Marney1]

GTA5ReleaseDate.org

Revelations regarding GTA 5 & Red Dead Redemption surface

An ex-intern of Rockstar Games, Manhattan has revealed that during his term at the corporation, he came across certain details regarding GTA 5 and Red Dead Redemption that he has now revealed online. There are a lot of other speculations that have been making the rounds regarding both of these games and the sources are said to be increasing. But Rockstar Games on the contrary have not adhered to any of these claims and has taken a back seat.

Rockstar has only given out one statement saying that there is no way in which these intricate details can be verified by anyone. So these are to be considered just as a speculation. This speculation arose on DSN and has generated a buzz online. Another speculation has surfaced regarding Red Dead Redemption. It is being said that the new upcoming version of the game will be named Red Dead Rebellion. The source has also revealed that there was no functional gameplay of GTA 5 that he ever saw. He revealed that he got to know about the details of the game through certain documents and files.

GTA 5 will probably be launched next year and the hype that the game is carrying with it is immense.

[Lowrida 1]

may you fix the " &quot &Quot" and "amp;nbsp;&nbsp" and stuff like that, it kinda bothers me.

[TreeFitty 2631]

@Marney: I think Con posted a part of the original in the fakes & pisstakes thread. Load of shit.

[ConQueSteD 552]

@Marney: I think Con posted a part of the original in the fakes & pisstakes thread. Load of shit.

I did actually I forgot I had did that. I didn't know where to place it so I put it there.

Not sure where to put this, so I'll dump it here.

GTA V:

"No; I DID NOT SEE ANY FUNCTIONING GAMEPLAY; Answering that question first before there is a flood of that kind of stuff. I also no; i do not know anything reguarding story other than the all-around vague premise that most people at the offices would know (even though they will deny it)."

Location:

"I've seen the holy grail that is her, the map of GTA V and Yes; Los Santos is the only city. Fortunately, Los Santos is only being used as the focal point in a new southern California twist. The new map is comprised of 5 'main' populaces within the 1 County of Los Santos. As a result Los Santos has grown greatly, becoming a City-County, which will be split into 3 "provinces", in classic GTA fashion:"

"The Greater Naranja Area"

"Los Puerta"

"Greater Los Santos"

"All of which are accompanied alongside smaller surrounding unincorparated areas. Some of which are within close by proximity. Others out in the outskirts of the county."

"All but the City of Los Santos itself will be making a more scaled-down appearance within the County: Santa Ana (aptly re-named Santa Monica), San Diego (San Dignos),Carlsbad (Wadsworth), Chula Vista (Chola Springs), and Anaheim (renamed Alemana, something along those lines, i think i misspelled it though) have been scaled-down drasticly to fit in and around Los Santos. Trust me, it looks believable, and better yet, natural. The Greater Los Santos Area is in fact HUGE and the largest area of the three. Within Greater Los Santos are The San Ventura Mountain Range, Bone Valley, Larry Andreasen Bridge, Lawernce Island, and Santos National Park."

"Los Santos will be the most diverse in terms of neighborhoods, arts/culture, and geography. The San Ventura mountain range is to the northeast which is a play off of the Santa Monica Moutains and San Gabriel Mountains. Lush eviroments and vivid forest back-drop really does just on how far GTA has come from a top-down video game to the critically acclaimed art that it is today. But to me, the true display of how much Rockstar cares about the fans was adding 'Chilliad Peak'. A nice little nod to Mount Chiliad, which no longer exsists as a 'stand-alone', but as a peak within the mountain range itself. Whether there something to do other than scale the peak itself is undetermined by someone like me."

"Alemana, Santa Monica and East Shore/South Central Los Santos make up the smallest province in the game, named The Greater Naranja Area. It's a really suburban area with beautiful mansions to the south/southeast-ish (looks similar to the Westdyke area in Alderney), the central portion is more modernized with the more urban areas to the north. Beaches to the west with "Charlie Harper" type of real estate bordering the shores. Since i've never been to California ever, thats the best description i can give."

"The southern most points in Los Santos County are known as Los Puerta. Incorporating this area is Wadsworth, Chola Springs, and San Dignos. To the south is blocked off by unpassable mountains with a fence along the range. Though clearly a reference to the Mexican-American border, sorry folks, no Mexico. Closest thing to Mexico is pprobably the architecture in this area with old pueblo towns, pedestrians horse back in the distant outskirts, cactal flora, and the all-around "borderlands" atmoshpere. But other than that, no Mexico."

"A few of the Los Santos district names have returned, such as Jefferson, Vinewood, Mullholland, and Idlewood. But for the most part, many of the other areas have been renamed. East Shore (East Beach/Long Beach [also could be Laguana Beach to be honest, I don't know]), San Clair (Richman/Bel-Air??), Vesspucci Beach (Verona/Venice Beach). Rockstar has included a virtual rendention of the Staple Center. They are currently on the fences whether to make it 'interactive' (with mini-games I'd suppose), Also Ganton is back. Grove Street is not. At least not the cul-de-sac. Grove Street Family gang does return, or atleast pedestrains that look like the gang members return. Whether they play a pivotal role, once again something somebody like me wouldn't know."

"The map is in fact larger than 3 Libery Citys' smushed together as one area, surrounded by 2 Red Dead maps as countryside (atleast it seems so to me). Two airports, one private airfield, and a military base make up the central tranport hubs for the city. 2 smaller 'airstrips" also are scattered in the coutryside."

Main Character/Summerized Plot:

***THIS IS MY SUMMARY AND NOT WORD FOR WORD THE SCRIPT OR STORY BY ANY MEANS. THIS IS JUST A SUMMARY BASED OFF WHAT I'VE LEARNED FROM SITTING AMOGST ANIMATORS, PROGRAMMERS, AND PAPERWORK AT THE DESKS***

"If you've watched the reveal trailer, the gentlemen in the scene letting down the convertibles top is indeed the main character. His name is Adrian, just a normal guy, dangerously enticed by the sight of 'easy' money. He is cut throat character, "takes-no-sh*t" kind of attitude. Adrian has pretty much been in the criminal underworld since his late teen years. No stranger to the risk needed to become the guy on top, Adrian made good use with the money, the woman, and the minor fame which have been good to him keeping him at such accliamed success. Seeming untouchable, Adrian is on top until he's approached by an older gentlemen, Albert (man with the suit from the trailer), who views Adrian's wealth as opportunity to expand his own "intrests". This why he mutters "... but you know how it is" in the reveal trailer. Adrian accepts and the craziest ride gamers will ever experience begins."

"Along the story it seems you meet 'strangers' in the streets for side-story/missions and money gaining (ala Red Dead Redemption) but Albert will be the person you gain missions from that either unlocks or progresses the story. I try to think of him as your Billy from Lost and the Damned or Gay Tony from the Ballad. He'll be the main reason for the mayhem in the storyline so it seems. Also choices will return from IV, however, this time their going to be more impactful (i hope) as talks of multiple endings were definitley in the air. As to how many....your guess is as good as mine."

"One thing for sure is the new 'Your Crew' (thats the name im giving it, as there is know name really) aspect of the game with your character. In an effort to build more of a bond with the character and story, you can now forms a 'crew' of 'henchmen' with a lot of the strangers you meet. For instances when meeting some of the 'strangers' in the street, some of them will try and offer there specialties and services to you aside from the mission/task of the player. Qucikc scenerio, one stranger you meet could be a black market arms dealers who is stocked with the finest rare and/or expensive weapons, yet, aslo a highly skilled rifleman. If recruited, you can now use him as a gun man/van when arsenal is needed or as a sniper cover shooter during intense missions. You can also maybe decline just because you dont like the cut of his jib. With every different stranger you met (each with different perks, bonuses and personalities) you have the option to 'recruit' them as a member ofyour crew making every players in-game crews different from each other giving way to many differnet uniques styles of play for every individual to exploit during completion of every mission. The robbery scene in the trailer was an example of this. This offers a way to create varied teams such as: Stealth squads, Run'n'Gun teams, even a calm collected 'mobster-type' family with your crew as hired muscle to rough people up. Once assembled, your crew can then be called upon for a mission, as back-up, or just to hang out, engage in activities and free roam."

"Your character can be customised but the characters in your crew can not. The clothing in GTA V have been vastly improved. Every article of clothing the pedestrians wear will also be available to your character from the beginging. Also Health stats may return. Talks of working out and body building are have been underway. Body Building will not require you to eat, nor will eating affect your working out. Eating is still optional but only as a health pick-up. Over eating will not make you fat, but a lack of working out will diminish your physical physique. As a result, strength and stamina will return and provide certain 'perks' that carry-over into the gameplay."

I didn't read all of it but it seems plausible the first bit, I'm still calling fake.

[Guest Marney1]

I just noticed there were no links to sources so thought I'd add it to the thread for people to pick apart. Still yet to read it all myself.

[TreeFitty 2631]

Not worth it. First 2 or 3 paragraphs is "his life story".

[PedestrianRiotz 93]

http://www.internationalreporter.com/News-11737/gta-5-all-set-to-rock-gamers-in-october-2012.html

One of the worst articles I've read. Ever.

[Guest Marney1]

http://www.internati...tober-2012.html

One of the worst articles I've read. Ever.

Oh my Jesus fucking Christ lol, that deserves a copy/paster job here, it took two people to write that too:

Gamers all over the world who are anxiously awaiting the next instalment of Grand Theft Auto (GTA) can now see a bigger version of their favourite franchise soon. The game, which is set in the fictitious city of Los Santos (LS) is expected to be loaded with bigger maps and will allow multiple players to be part of the game. Confirmation is still awaited whether the fifth edition, which will feature the lead player, CJ –Carl Johnson will allow different players from other countries to be on board with the player. The car will play a major role in the game as always and would be boosted with some really awesome models. Rockstar North, which is developing the games, confirms that the fifth edition will have elaborate details and new locations which will offer the player, the option to discover uncharted territory.

Also, the choices would be multi-fold; a player can even choose to buy or build their own residences on hillsides and tourist spots. They can even opt to have a vacation and go fishing but could face a threat from deadly sharks in the sea. Overall, a pulsating ride is promised for every player. The game has been rendered a more interesting format with the player getting an option of starting their own business or casino which could offer them weekly payments. It tops up on the GTA 4 by facilitating driving and online multiplayer conditions. What’s more, the game has been scripted by Dan Houser, the man behind Max Payne 3 and who assures that Rockstar’s GTA 5 venture is going to really rock the gaming world.

(With inputs from Justin Kate Jr.)

[Massacre 7646]

That's pretty much the greatest thing ever. Crown it king of the shit list.

[Guest Marney1]

That's pretty much the greatest thing ever. Crown it king of the shit list.

Suppose we could run a poll one day of who's to be crowned 'King of The GTA V Shit List' and send them a huge congratulations trophy - or a turd.

[Massacre 7646]

I support the notion of sending them a turd.

[ViceMan 1380]

I support the notion of sending them a turd.

Fuck that, let's send them anthrax.

^{(Or if we can't get Anthrax we could make do with Nuclear Assault, i'm sure they aren't doing much nowadays.)}

[ConQueSteD 552]

Who the fuck names their child Justin Kate Jr., That's totally asking for him to get the shit beat out of him in school. He probably deserved it anyway.

[Mercy 30]

It seems they started with GTAV and then discussed the sims castaway halfway through.

Pretty damn hilarious, they should just kill themselves now.

[beatnicpie 825]

Suppose we could run a poll one day of who's to be crowned 'King of The GTA V Shit List' and send them a huge congratulations trophy - or a turd.

What about a turd trophy?

[Brian 972]

Caolan Mc Garry

for making the most retarded posts in the world

http://www.igta5.com/forums/topic/1899-gta-v-why-its-october-2012/

and

http://www.igta5.com/forums/topic/1965-are-these-pictures-from-gta-v-obviously-not/

[sillkent 17]

It's hilarious how this person thinks. It deserves a shitlist ranking.

http://gamingsquid.com/10153/gta-launching-oct-23-call-analyst

[kennyimpala89 23]

shall we merge this topic with the shitlist topic then?

not trying to be a dickhead to you. jtlyk

never mind, its already merged

[ConQueSteD 552]

According to Micheal, Rockstar might some new info on GTA V before the Electronic Art Expo starts.

Since when did the Electronic Entertainment Expo become the Electronic Arts Expo?

Fucking retards you call your self a gaming site?

[kennyimpala89 23]

https://yogscast.com/showthread.php?61138-Gta-5

add this misinformed dumb fuck to the list

[JustAn808 130]

I agree that he is misinformed, but he seems to cover his ass on his statements saying "not yet confirmed" and "may/might have to do fine tuning." Plus, would one add someone to the Shit List that promotes IGTA5.com?

[Guest Marney1]

https://yogscast.com...php?61138-Gta-5

add this misinformed dumb fuck to the list

I'll add you to The Shit List if you make a dumb request like that again.