Massacre 7646 Report post Posted May 25, 2012 Fucking kike-ass-honky. Ftw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted May 25, 2012 Alright, need five more people and the game can start so far we have Cydonia - Russia Gayland - Iceland Svierland - Sweden and Denmark The Warlord Empire - Germany Qanal - Yugoslavia Remember we are all starting with 3 territories only Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indy 350 Report post Posted May 25, 2012 Fine, i'll be the Supreme Commander of Indya, give me Italy. Color orange! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted May 25, 2012 Four spots left Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ViceMan 1380 Report post Posted May 25, 2012 I'll take Andorra, and I name it New Cuntonia. My people shall be the Cuntons and their business shall be the production of cheese. Oh and i'll have yellow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted May 25, 2012 Fine, i'll be the Supreme Commander of Indya, give me Italy. Color orange! Just for history's sake, I will be open to an alliance, should you so desire it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiO 4730 Report post Posted May 25, 2012 the rolling system seem pretty good that Qanal outlined. so, we get 3 territories....so we pick 3 then..so far errbody only took 1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted May 25, 2012 Alright 3 spots until the game starts the rolling system seem pretty good that Qanal outlined. so, we get 3 territories....so we pick 3 then..so far errbody only took 1. I give them 3 territories in the general direction of where they started. Each area is a territory (they look similar to counties on the map) Everyone received 3. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted May 25, 2012 so, we get 3 territories....so we pick 3 then..so far errbody only took 1. Oh? I didn't notice that. In that case, I also take Austria and Poland. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiO 4730 Report post Posted May 25, 2012 I'll take Ireland and UK then and be a the Isles of Gay. AKA Gayland. Woo! I dont remember if its good to bunch up your countries together in this game or not.... I know its good to be at the edge and not start in the middle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ViceMan 1380 Report post Posted May 25, 2012 Do the territories we pick have to be adjacent to one another? Or could I pick say Andorra, Malta and some other tiny insignificant country? I don't know what the fuck i'm doing here... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted May 25, 2012 No guys, we get 3 of those counties! Not 3 actual countries. You start as a small empire and build your way up and we'll keep at next to each other for now, so you have it in Andorra unless you want me to change it. I need 3 more people as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ViceMan 1380 Report post Posted May 25, 2012 Just give me something good then. As long as I can enforce martial law on my country and do as I please to the peasant women with no fear of repercussions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted May 25, 2012 lol alright i gave you andorra, if you want we can start now with only 7 countries and if anyone joins in they can take a claim as a newly formed nation, or we can wait Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ViceMan 1380 Report post Posted May 25, 2012 Can I choose a starting bonus or something? Do I get a unique unit that is only available at a later stage in the game? Also, what era are we starting from? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted May 25, 2012 No starting bonuses only because I don't fell like giving everyone one sorry guys and we'll start in ancient times since they're such small empires Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ViceMan 1380 Report post Posted May 25, 2012 I think I want to play Mega Lo Mania again, epic game from my childhood. (Skip to 3:00 to avoid the credits, then watch the whole thing. Do it.) (Also, why is 16-bit music so intrinsically epic?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiO 4730 Report post Posted May 25, 2012 No guys, we get 3 of those counties! Not 3 actual countries. You start as a small empire and build your way up and we'll keep at next to each other for now, so you have it in Andorra unless you want me to change it. I need 3 more people as well. how do we get more than one country then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted May 25, 2012 You expand into new territories and either fight someone and try to take over their country or make an alliance and stuff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indy 350 Report post Posted May 25, 2012 Can you give me north italy, so I can conquer Rome. I want to be like Hannibal the elephant-riding badass. Or do I get all of Italy? @Massacre Okay. Let's sign a treaty when the game begins, I only have one condition: nobody is allowed to wear crocs, they're gay and I refuse to pay Gaydon for them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted May 25, 2012 I already put you into Rome Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiO 4730 Report post Posted May 25, 2012 Can you give me north italy, so I can conquer Rome. I want to be like Hannibal the elephant-riding badass. Or do I get all of Italy? @Massacre Okay. Let's sign a treaty when the game begins, I only have one condition: nobody is allowed to wear crocs, they're gay and I refuse to pay Gaydon for them. As Gaylord of Gayland.....I declare crocs the official footwear of the Isles of Gay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted May 25, 2012 fuck it i'm posting the map now if anyone else joins they can be added in and if you aren't happy with the map too bad cause this is how it is LET ROUND 1 BEGIN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiO 4730 Report post Posted May 26, 2012 K, so what do I do? Qanal, wanna combine gay forces that are pink in nature. Mass orgies are on the table. My men shall receive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted May 26, 2012 You can form Alliances, expand, and attack others. No combining nations. Just state which direction you want to expand. I'll go into Norway and Eastern Sweden. Also I want to form an alliance with Massacre and Cyantist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
