iGTA5 Deathmatch (July 9th, 2012) - bOnEs wins!

[CaPn bOnEs 8527]

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MONDAY, JULY 9TH, 2012 @ 6:00 PM (EST) 11:00 PM (GMT)

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PLATFORM: PS3

GAME: GTAIV

LOCATION: Industrial

DURATION: 45 Minutes

AUTO-AIM: No

FRIENDLY FIRE: Off

WEAPONS: Powerful

POLICE: Off

TRAFFIC: Low

PEDESTRIANS: Off

BLIPS: All

ONLINE I.D. DISPLAY: On

RETICULE HEALTH: On

VOICE CHAT: On

RESPAWN DISTANCE: Medium

RESPAWN TIME: 1 Second

TIME OF DAY: Evening

WEATHER: Rain

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PARTICIPANTS

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- bOnEs

- Massacre (maybe)

- gtagrl

- Marney-1

- Ku Zi Mu

- TreeFitty (maybe)

- DuPz0r

- Ex-PS Fanboy

(To participate, post here and I will add you to the list.)

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GTA Races may follow afterward if participants stick around...

[Massacre 7646]

*Returns Uncharted 3, gets GTA IV Complete Edition*

*Internet is still shit*

Fuck.

[CaPn bOnEs 8527]

did you actually get it finally?... if you're available, give it a shot... if you get booted off, you get booted off...

[Massacre 7646]

Nope. I might swing by Gamestop over the weekend and pick it up. If I can actually play, I'm sure you lot will enjoy having someone reliable sign up for these things.

[CaPn bOnEs 8527]

...you lot...

you turning british, bro?? ...

[Massacre 7646]

I've been using a lot of Brit slang lately. I blame 'you lot,' you specifically excluded.

I call people tossers all the time.

[CaPn bOnEs 8527]

yea, this place rubs off on you (that's what she said)... i've found myself using british slang occasionally too

[Massacre 7646]

I'll start derailing topics to talk to you about shit, should re-Americanize my lingo.

[CaPn bOnEs 8527]

good idea... we're trying to infiltrate this place, let's not get absorbed by them...

de terk err jabs!!

[gtagrl 4317]

My camping plans are going to hell. Put me down.

[Guest Marney-1]

Put me down but I'm warning you...

Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you!!

[Ku Zi Mu 1194]

I'll try but I'm not making any promises. My router is a potàtoe.

[CaPn bOnEs 8527]

Put me down but I'm warning you...

Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you!!

trust me, i will be looking toward the catwalks for you, mother fucker... i know the industrial area like the back of my hand... speaking of camping, if there's a sniper up top, i will pick him off him like a ragweed for gtagrl ...

[gtagrl 4317]

^I hope TreeFitty heard that.

[CaPn bOnEs 8527]

uh oh, is there something i should know about?? ... j/k ...

[gtagrl 4317]

No, just that during one of our previous sessions, in free roam afterwards, TF parked it on a roof with a sniper rifle. Sooo many headshots. So ragweed away!

[CaPn bOnEs 8527]

haha, the loch ness monsta should join this free-for-all on monday... come on fitty, we gots a sniper to snipe!!

[TreeFitty 2631]

I'm always a maybe.

[CaPn bOnEs 8527]

I'm always a maybe.

[jobo 100]

I'm American mates.

You niggas got gamecast.

[Massacre 7646]

You niggas got gamecast.

That made me laugh. Fuck.

*Reluctantly gives rep*

[DuPz0r 5361]

I'll attempt to join, but since I've lived in this place, I've never successfully joined a match for more than a few seconds...

[Massacre 7646]

Returned MP3 and Uncharted 3 today bought some other shit, forgot to get IV. Because I'm retarded. Ffs, the girl at the register even suggested I look around to find something to spend the rest of my refund on.

[CaPn bOnEs 8527]

wow, traded them in already?! didn't you just get them?? anyways, do you game on the PS3, jobo?? join the match...

and massacre, GO BACK TO THE FUCKING STORE AND BUY GTA TONIGHT DAMMIT!! i hope it works for you... chances are slim, but it might be worth it, it's probably less than $20 now...

<{ i just farted!! }

[jobo 100]

No I wish I had ps3 and Xbox. I have a Wii tho.

I got Xbox. Anyways you would probably get annoyed because I insult everyone including friends. A few examples fuck you nigga. Your a little bitch and all that. One time im red dead I was doing a free for all with the worst people ever i kept saying what's my name niggu nonstop.