GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted January 19, 2014 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA The mark of true health is to find it easy to laugh something like that off, my dear. Hope you made another one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted January 19, 2014 Fuck no, I have to leave in like 10 minutes so I'll just eat the fruit whole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted January 19, 2014 Cut my finger while chopping up some onions for chicken soup Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted January 19, 2014 Bandage that shit and get back to work. Man Rule No. Whatever: Use blood from a knife wound to salt your soup. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted January 19, 2014 I'm eating the soup right now, tastes great. No blood added. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnalogKid2112 163 Report post Posted January 20, 2014 I've invented a godly food innovation. Fawafals. Falafel cooked in a waffle maker, with tzaziki/tahini syrup sauce. Fuck yeah. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qdeathstar 1763 Report post Posted January 20, 2014 A fillawful waffle? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted January 20, 2014 I've invented a godly food innovation. Fawafals. Falafel cooked in a waffle maker, with tzaziki/tahini syrup sauce. Fuck yeah. Holy fuck. Your mind is shitting out a gold mine and you're all out of Kaopectate. Wanna go into business? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted January 20, 2014 Can't claim it as your own, sadly. It's a great idea. https://www.google.c...iw=1920&bih=912 Accidental douchery, I apologize. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted January 20, 2014 Go harsh someone else's buzz, you bastard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted January 20, 2014 http://imgur.com/gallery/6wZaI 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 1390 Report post Posted January 20, 2014 Now I'm fucking hungry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted January 20, 2014 Successfully made a shake today without spillage, honeydew and pineapple with a banana. Great flavors. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcolepsy 581 Report post Posted January 20, 2014 fuck that you need a protein shake, if you dont get one and miss your anabolic window you can say bye bye to your gains Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnalogKid2112 163 Report post Posted January 20, 2014 Can't claim it as your own, sadly. It's a great idea. https://www.google.c...iw=1920&bih=912 Accidental douchery, I apologize. Hey, I still pat myself on the back for a good idea, even if it's been done. Them shits look tasty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted January 20, 2014 fuck that you need a protein shake, if you dont get one and miss your anabolic window you can say bye bye to your gains People really underestimate the human body... In a period of 4 months I put on 15 pounds of muscle last year. Not a single protein shake was taken. I haven't lifted in a long time though, and I should start again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcolepsy 581 Report post Posted January 20, 2014 Only 15lbs of muscle? ladies and gentlemen... this is what happens when you miss the window. POOF chit those gains are gone!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted January 20, 2014 Anybody have experience with homebrewing colas and root/birch beers? Or homebrewing at all, for that matter? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted January 20, 2014 I have a mead recipe, if you want that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted January 20, 2014 Fuck, lay it on me, please. *digs out chemistry set* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted January 21, 2014 Here's a cheap version I got from /b/ a few years ago. It's not bad. I can't find my authentic version (an actual thousand year old recipe from the viking age). Depending on how sweet the final product is, you may want to add additional honey to each serving. It's better if it's a little heavier and closer to beer. The wine-like version you get from festivals and whatnot is usually swill. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted January 21, 2014 I remember seeing something similar for wine on /b I shall try this though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted January 21, 2014 Wow, looks and sounds delicious. If you rediscover your authentic recipe, poaster it here. Also, do you reckon orange zest would hurt? Too much acid/oil may hurt the yeast, yes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted January 21, 2014 They say a PH of 4 is pretty good for yeast respiration. Oranges range from 3-4. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted January 21, 2014 Give it a try. Set some aside in a smaller container. Also, once you have mead, you can make the White-Gold Tower, a mixed beverage from Skyrim. Combine mead 50-50 with heavy whipping cream (stir gently), and add lavender and dragon's tongue. Dragon's tongue, in Skyrim, is a flower. In the real world, it is a type of bean. The closest real-world equivalents of the flower that I know of are the snapdragon or the yellow orchid. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
