Parker 97 Report post Posted January 10, 2014 I live off Vegemite toast.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted January 10, 2014 I juryrigged a beavertail from a pita loaf and all the fixings. Got-dayum, it was satisfying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 1390 Report post Posted January 10, 2014 I live off Vegemite toast.... Good Man 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4317 Report post Posted January 10, 2014 I juryrigged a beavertail from a pita loaf and all the fixings. Got-dayum, it was satisfying. You can't just slap Nutella and banana on pita and call it a beaver tail, it's gotta be deep fried and hot and puffed up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted January 10, 2014 No powdered sugar? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qdeathstar 1763 Report post Posted January 10, 2014 I juryrigged a beavertail from a pita loaf and all the fixings. Got-dayum, it was satisfying. You can't just slap Nutella and banana on pita and call it a beaver tail, it's gotta be deep fried and hot and puffed up. Is that really never tail, or is it like restaurants calling spicy chickin bites "gator bites"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beatnicpie 825 Report post Posted January 10, 2014 I'm all about eating beaver and getting tail. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted January 10, 2014 I juryrigged a beavertail from a pita loaf and all the fixings. Got-dayum, it was satisfying. You can't just slap Nutella and banana on pita and call it a beaver tail, it's gotta be deep fried and hot and puffed up. Yes I can, I'm an American. I can do anything! Meh, I wasn't going for authenticity, just a quick approximation. One day, I'll have the real thing in front of me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted January 11, 2014 Lamb kofta, couscous, za'taar bread, and sauteéd vegtables. My belly is happy. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted January 13, 2014 Caramelized some yellow and red onions, then roasted a spaghetti squash. Put it together and tossed in some evoo and salt and fresh ground pepper. Great meal, healthy, and easy to make. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted January 13, 2014 ...tossed in some evoo and salt... You didn't just type "evoo", did you...? All hope is lost. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted January 13, 2014 Yeah the end is near cause i used an acronym Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4317 Report post Posted January 13, 2014 There's no point to using an olive oil that isn't extra virgin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted January 13, 2014 Redunancy, my dear Brian, redunancy. And douchiness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted January 13, 2014 What the hell does this have to do with food, exactly? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted January 13, 2014 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted January 13, 2014 Anyway... back to topic. Need a recipe for brown lentils, not looking to make a soup. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted January 13, 2014 Hmmm...boil them, season them with cumin and cayenne, and add 'em to a pilaf. Cook and season as above, then stuff them in dolma. Add cooked ones to a pasta sauce. Also, http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2011/08/paula-deen-really-love-nuts/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qdeathstar 1763 Report post Posted January 14, 2014 What the hell does this have to do with food, exactly? Face the facts brian, everyone agrees. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted January 18, 2014 I just ate a prickly pear fruit. Would be a lot better in summer...probably delicious in granita form. Anyone have experience with these? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted January 18, 2014 Just buy a whole cactus and take large bites out of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted January 18, 2014 I found one in my ass once, it hurt. No homo tho Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted January 18, 2014 Just buy a whole cactus and take large bites out of it. Tried. Saguaros can't fit through my doorway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted January 19, 2014 Spent about 20 minutes prepping fruit to make a nice smoothie, had it all poured out into the cup, I'm grabbing a lid for the container with fruit in it and something falls and knocks over the smoothie, and almost everything is gone. Being healthy is a real pain in the ass. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
