Psy 350 Report post Posted June 3, 2011 Yep. I'm off to Fuerteventura in Spain for 2 weeks with Crimson Butterfly so I won't be around much on here. Well I'm lying. Bought an iPad 2 SPECIFICALLY so I could sit by the pool and browse these forums. I haven't been away on a proper holiday for about 5 or 6 years (not counting my free trips to NYC and LA with Rockstar, muahaha), so this one should be good to relax, especially considering I just finished my degree at uni. Anyone else going on holiday this summer? If so where? You better behave yourselves while I'm gone! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stoic Person Eater 159 Report post Posted June 3, 2011 Is Crimson Butterfly a chick or a "queen" of england? Either way, I hope you have lots of sodomy! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted June 3, 2011 I'm thinking about ensuring that I'm raped and murdered going on the adventure of a lifetime and wandering aimlessly around the country all summer. Whether that involves hitchhiking or just walking, I don't know. A more realistic plan is doing the New Vegas thing and wandering not-so-aimlessly around Vegas and the Mojave desert. Also, go ahead and make me an admin, I'll handle shit while you're gone. I promise... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Post-traumatic amnesia 499 Report post Posted June 3, 2011 Have a happy holiday. Don't forget to report all your sins in your status updates. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firm 982 Report post Posted June 3, 2011 Enjoy your holiday sir. Im off to sunny Blackpool next month the Las Vegas of the north Where we will probably spend most of our time in this run down dive 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted June 3, 2011 Come to the real Vegas instead. I'll meet you there, and after you've drank and gambled all your money away, we can drive out into the desert and have a peyote safari. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edgecrusher 91 Report post Posted June 4, 2011 I'm going to Skegness with the kids in July. Nowhere special, but it gets me out of this dump of a town for a week so I'm all for it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firm 982 Report post Posted June 6, 2011 Come to the real Vegas instead. I'll meet you there, and after you've drank and gambled all your money away, we can drive out into the desert and have a peyote safari. Las Vegas sounds tempting really tempting and ive heard nothing but good things about them peyote safaris. You gonna hook me up with some accommodation? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted June 6, 2011 If your rent-a-car is a van or truck, then yeah, I have a place for you to stay. I guess a sizable trunk would work, too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Severus Snape 5 Report post Posted June 6, 2011 No vacations for me. I'm already in Vegas, and well, where else is there to go? I've got booze, gambling, drugs, and hookers all near my house. It's like I live on vacation. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted June 6, 2011 Can Firm and I stay at your place? I'll let you in on the peyote action. That offer also extends to Analog, if you decline. Or you can all come on the safari, whatever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firm 982 Report post Posted June 7, 2011 How often do these peyote safaris end in man on man gangbangs? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted June 7, 2011 Depends on whether or not you take your pants off beforehand. I sure as shit can't work a belt, button, and zipper on peyote. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marney1 Report post Posted June 12, 2011 I might go to Wales. Climb Mount Snowdon..........or just get the train to the top instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firm 982 Report post Posted June 16, 2011 Depends on whether or not you take your pants off beforehand. I sure as shit can't work a belt, button, and zipper on peyote. Note to self: Remove pants before ingesting peyote not after. Im also going down to jolly old London in August with my girlfriend to see a play frankly id rather have needles shoved down my cock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted June 16, 2011 I have a stage show where we do just that to a random audience member. That's almost like a play, maybe she'll be cool with coming to see that instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firm 982 Report post Posted June 16, 2011 Hmmmmm might be a hard sell though. Then again i could always kidnap her, i do keep a ski mask, rubber gloves and gaffer tape in my car for such an occasion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marney1 Report post Posted June 16, 2011 Anyone had a postcard from Psy? I haven't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Post-traumatic amnesia 499 Report post Posted June 16, 2011 Anyone had a postcard from Psy? I haven't. Only a few got cards from him, the ones that didn't are the ones who will get gangbanged when he comes back. I got a card so I guess I have a low standing here. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted June 16, 2011 He attended my bi-weekly Legion of Doom meeting via satellite, but I haven't heard from him other than that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Synch 476 Report post Posted June 18, 2011 Yep. I'm off to Fuerteventura in Spain for 2 weeks with Crimson Butterfly so I won't be around much on here. Well I'm lying. Bought an iPad 2 SPECIFICALLY so I could sit by the pool and browse these forums. I haven't been away on a proper holiday for about 5 or 6 years (not counting my free trips to NYC and LA with Rockstar, muahaha), so this one should be good to relax, especially considering I just finished my degree at uni. Anyone else going on holiday this summer? If so where? You better behave yourselves while I'm gone! Above all, congratulations on your graduation from University. That will help fuel you for the rest of your career/life. A major accomplishment. Wishing you well. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zacko 1 Report post Posted July 1, 2011 Glasto and Bestival are my 'holidays' this year, they both cost a lot and contain large amounts of drinking and such so yeah fuck it, they're holidays I'd say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NCP 8 Report post Posted July 10, 2011 I'm on holiday right now in the Netherlands, two weeks to go! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firm 982 Report post Posted July 26, 2011 Finally booked a holiday to Las Vegas, after months of delays and disappointments we're finally going. Staying at the Circus Circus Hotel. It's gonna be fucking brutal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest John Report post Posted July 26, 2011 Finally booked a holiday to Las Vegas, after months of delays and disappointments we're finally going. Staying at the Circus Circus Hotel. It's gonna be fucking brutal. Watch out for elephants and clowns in that hotel. I've heard they wake you up with a custard pie to the face too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
