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ATV John Hiatt...Not sure. A guy like that wouldn't be on an ATV.

As for Samantha, am I the only one who is reminded of a giraffe when I look at that art?

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I liked dupzors comment about the artwork matching up with the leaked casting calls, but actually, you make a better point gunsmith...

Unless, they are being ironic with the environmentalist on an atv...

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The girls shirt says " Love Fist."

Does that name ring any bells?

its probably another easter egg, like how at the shining star cafe in times square in gta4 also mentioned love fist.

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And i love how the guy's name is "Jose" and his description is "A white creepy man"

Lmao a white guy can be named Jose got to have both feels to it

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I liked dupzors comment about the artwork matching up with the leaked casting calls, but actually, you make a better point gunsmith...

Unless, they are being ironic with the environmentalist on an atv...

Which is also pretty likely, knowing Rockstar's sense of humor.

Yeah possibly.

Here's the rest, anyone think they can match these to any of the faces we've seen so far:

  • Mitch Hayes:
    38 - Annoying, wise cracking, highly successful FBI agent. In great shape. Does triathlons, drinks low cal beer, but still has a sense of humor.
  • Miguel Gonzalez:
    25 Young Mexican American FBI agent, caught between a few mob bosses. Very clean cut
  • Clyde:
    23 - Moronic, almost inbred and creepy white trash hillbilly. Very naïve but in a creepy 'it's only incest sort of way'
  • Brother Adam:
    Welsh monk / cult leader / yoga teacher - 50, very lithe, very into exploring your personal tension through gripping massage. Needs Welsh accent.
  • Mrs Avery:
    Neurotic soccer mom, home maker, 48, anxious and addled on pain killers. Very angry at neighbor MRS Bell.
  • Mrs Bell:
    Swinger, and mellow Californian divorcee. 45. Ugly but comfortable with self.
  • Eddie:
    47 - Weed evangelist, guy who started smoking at 30, and is now a leading proponent of marijuana's fantastic properties. White, awkward.
  • Ira Bernstein:
    56 - publicist for an actress known as America's newest sweetheart who just so happens to love animals, orphans, drugs and sex. He's always trying to hide her latest indiscretion.
  • Kevin De Silva:
    18 - Albert's fat, FPS playing gamer son. Smokes a lot of weed, has anxiety issues and a card for a bad back, very soft, very opinionated. Into making racist comments while playing online.
  • Harut Vartanyan:
    42-52 years old - Armenian car dealer, moneylender, would be Fagin and would be bully. Heavily connected to the underworld, but irritates people so much no one likes him.
  • Nervous Jerry:
    48 - paranoiac living in the sticks, near Simon, completely paranoid, and terrified of Simon.
  • Calvin North:
    55 - clapped out FBI agent who now mostly works offering advice on TV shows - whose only claim to fame turns out to be entirely false - but a decent guy in other ways. Badly dressed. Divorced. Putting on weight.
  • Jerry Cole:
    53 - disabled IT expert and criminal information vendor.
  • Rich Roberts:
    English hardman actor, 35, who acts tough but who wants to do serious work - the only problem is he can't quite read the words.
  • Alex:
    white 52 yr old loosie goosie hippy rich guy who has lost his money and is getting desperate but trying not to.
  • Scarlet:
    45-52 years old - unshaven female spiritualist and hippy with a love of exploring the wilderness. Very into journeys.
  • Chad:
    29 - pretty boy misogynist Beverly Hills party boy. Made money, but not as cool as he thinks he is.
  • Tae Wong:
    39 - somewhat incompetent Chinese mobster, loves doing ecstasy, going to raves.
  • Taes Translator:
    45 - VERY STRAIGHT LACED Chinese translator, terrified of his boss's dad. Male, awkward. Needs to speak Chinese.


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I liked dupzors comment about the artwork matching up with the leaked casting calls, but actually, you make a better point gunsmith...

Unless, they are being ironic with the environmentalist on an atv...

Which is also pretty likely, knowing Rockstar's sense of humor.

Yeah possibly.

Here's the rest, anyone think they can match these to any of the faces we've seen so far:

  • Ira Bernstein:
    56 - publicist for an actress known as America's newest sweetheart who just so happens to love animals, orphans, drugs and sex. He's always trying to hide her latest indiscretion.

I think the actress described there might be that blonde being arrested; from the artwork.

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I liked dupzors comment about the artwork matching up with the leaked casting calls, but actually, you make a better point gunsmith...

Unless, they are being ironic with the environmentalist on an atv...

Which is also pretty likely, knowing Rockstar's sense of humor.

Yeah possibly.

Here's the rest, anyone think they can match these to any of the faces we've seen so far:

  • Ira Bernstein:
    56 - publicist for an actress known as America's newest sweetheart who just so happens to love animals, orphans, drugs and sex. He's always trying to hide her latest indiscretion.

I think the actress described there might be that blonde being arrested; from the artwork.

She's to young to be 56. Drugs make you look older not younger. (example Lindsey Lohan)

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The one of the right has been around for a couple of months or so, but that left is fresh. Looks like Frankie is going to be whippin' that dirtbike around pretty often, judging by the trailers and artwork. I like it. It also looks like our 3 protags are going to split up (at least once) when it comes to evading the cops after completing a heist, too.

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we can assume they meet up straight after the heist too, maybe in the same place as the bike art work is set. it looks like the same place as the game informer cover, when they have all changed back to regular clothes

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That's the bridge Michael drives the black R8 over in the first trailer (based on 4th Street Bridge). The one in the GI cover is based on the 6th Street Bridge with the arches. Also in this new artwork there is another bridge behind the first which might be the freeway that runs along the south side of Downtown (in the first trailer it had the Little Seoul sign, but going the opposite way).

edit: actually there might be an off ramp bridge shown in the pic as well looking at the shadows which is more proof it is the freeway.

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