Mercy 30 Report post Posted December 5, 2011 And a crappy new year Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Top Hat Walrus 1 Report post Posted December 10, 2011 Hey everybody, sorry to interupt the conversation but I just wanted to introduce myself to the forums. I joined about a week ago, however I've been checking the site out daily since the GTA 5 trailer was released for news on the game and the epic lulz i get from the posts in the forums. I would have started posting earlier but i was a bit frightened of being castrated, raped, then burned alive and left to die in a alleyway for being a noob (I've seen what happens.). However I still might not post that much until i get into the swing of things. Im new to the whole forum experience so please bear with me for now. Anyways I love Rockstar and the games they so finely craft. I've wasted countless hours on GTA 4 alone, and almost have 100% in Red Dead Redemption. I really need to finish L.A Noire though. It's been bugging me that I havent beat it yet. I cant wait to get to know all you terrifying people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TreeFitty 2631 Report post Posted December 10, 2011 So "no" to the ballgag then? You're no fun.... Welcome to the forums! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted December 10, 2011 Well, you were smart enough to lurk for a while before joining/posting, that's a plus. Then there's the spelling, punctuation, capitalization, understanding of the likelihood with which you will be abused physically, mentally, and of course sexually, knowledge of our dislike for noobish posts, and the fact that you apologized for making an on-topic post in the midst of an off-topic exchange in one of my favorite topics to spam. Yeah, okay, you can live. Welcome, then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Top Hat Walrus 1 Report post Posted December 10, 2011 Awesome, I passed the inspection. Now when will I recieve my "I survived introducing myself to the iGTA5.com forums and all I got was lousy t-shirt" t-shirt? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted December 10, 2011 Dude, you don't just get one, there are no handouts here. You have to tattoo the different words on 15 babies and make the shirt out of their skin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Top Hat Walrus 1 Report post Posted December 10, 2011 Damn, I really need those babies to keep the fire in the fireplace going. It is winter you know and to hell if I'm paying the heating bill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted December 10, 2011 Well, you only need the skin for the shirt, the rest is still good for firewood. Or, firebabies, rather. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
THuNDEAEDkilla17 0 Report post Posted December 10, 2011 hi everyone im theundeadkilla i am new to this site looking for what we all want in the upcoming gta Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ConQueSteD 552 Report post Posted December 10, 2011 I'm going to assume you mean THuNDEAEDkilla because you've mispelt your username and i'm not sure how that works. Doesn't matter I just hope you like ballgags/duct tape/rope and leather gear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jack 0 Report post Posted December 11, 2011 Hi my name is Jack. I had no idea the name "Jack" would actually be available to use! These forums seem really cool! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TreeFitty 2631 Report post Posted December 11, 2011 Welcome newbies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
REHJR1974 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2011 introducing myself to the site....hello....ok done Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marney1 Report post Posted December 12, 2011 Welcome to the forums new people. Hope you all enjoy the Grand Theft Auto V conversations. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2011 Hello all, have been checking in for several weeks now lurking around, and thought I would register. Seems like a pretty cool place. My name is Sean, I'm 26, due to be married and obviously I love gaming, so does the missus, especially San Andreas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mercy 30 Report post Posted December 12, 2011 Hi new peeps look forward to reading your posts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiO 4730 Report post Posted December 12, 2011 Hello all, have been checking in for several weeks now lurking around, and thought I would register. Seems like a pretty cool place. My name is Sean, I'm 26, due to be married and obviously I love gaming, so does the missus, especially San Andreas. Got yourself a girl gamer? Marry her. If you don't I will. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trathen 15 Report post Posted December 12, 2011 Hello all, have been checking in for several weeks now lurking around, and thought I would register. Seems like a pretty cool place. My name is Sean, I'm 26, due to be married and obviously I love gaming, so does the missus, especially San Andreas. Got yourself a girl gamer? Marry her. If you don't I will. If she's one of them good looking girl gamers like this [was going to find an image but the college network wont let me, bitches] then I envy you. If, on the other hand she looks like this Then you can keep her Welcome to the forums btw Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ConQueSteD 552 Report post Posted December 12, 2011 Most men don't find it appealing that i'm aware of atlesat not on Xbox. They get called fat cunts/lesbians and then told get back to the kitchen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mercy 30 Report post Posted December 12, 2011 Still all guys want 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ConQueSteD 552 Report post Posted December 12, 2011 It's true though. I've persuaded a girl into gaming before it just took time and patience. Although to be a popular girly-girl she loved Call of Duty, then the bitch left/blew me off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted December 13, 2011 I'd rather have a girl who won't bitch about me gaming than a girl who games herself. Most of the games I play are single-player, and I don't want to play a bunch of shit I have no interest in just because it has multiplayer. Although I have found that there are plenty of attractive, non-fat, but still desperate and lonely girls who play World of Warcraft. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mercy 30 Report post Posted December 13, 2011 U dint have to play multiplayer, just swap the controller. Thats what i di with my boyfriend, we take it in turns. I moan about him beiin shit at games but i like that im better than him, so i get where your coming from. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted December 13, 2011 The only good experience I've had gaming with a girl was doing split screen in the original Gears of War, but she was already a pretty big gamer, and we had been friends for a while, so it went better than it would have with another girl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
