Massacre 7646 Report post Posted March 25, 2011 That too. As a matter of fact, I don't think they listed any American currency on that site, so I was in the clear to begin with. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nixxy 13 Report post Posted March 25, 2011 Waaah give me some money you horrible monsters. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ViceMan 1380 Report post Posted March 25, 2011 I did, and I still didn't get any boobs. Not even QD's pepperoni slices. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TreeFitty 2631 Report post Posted March 25, 2011 I only have singles... and there's only one proper way to give a girl singles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marney1 Report post Posted March 25, 2011 *Re-edits post becase it was a bit filthy* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nixxy 13 Report post Posted March 28, 2011 Ok folks I have a new plan, that doesn't involve you giving up a single penny of your hard earned cash. Please can you vote for my charity on here and get everyone you know to do it. It only takes a few seconds to do, and whoever gets the most votes gets £5,000 to go towards their charity. The charity that currently has the most votes only has 396, which isn't a lot to beat if everyone can get a few people to sign up too. Vote here Thank you 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crimson Butterfly 3 Report post Posted March 28, 2011 Ok folks I have a new plan, that doesn't involve you giving up a single penny of your hard earned cash. Please can you vote for my charity on here and get everyone you know to do it. It only takes a few seconds to do, and whoever gets the most votes gets £5,000 to go towards their charity. The charity that currently has the most votes only has 396, which isn't a lot to beat if everyone can get a few people to sign up too. Vote here Thank you Do what she says lads!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted March 28, 2011 Sorry, can't vote. I have to go out and be a horrible monster, then later I have to be a goddamn abomination, and then an atrocious beast around 7. If I ever need to be a caring considerate person for anything, I'll be sure and vote or donate money or some stupid shit. Ironically, I'd probably give you a pity vote if I didn't have to go through the trouble to register. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ViceMan 1380 Report post Posted March 28, 2011 Ok folks I have a new plan, that doesn't involve you giving up a single penny of your hard earned cash. Please can you vote for my charity on here and get everyone you know to do it. It only takes a few seconds to do, and whoever gets the most votes gets £5,000 to go towards their charity. The charity that currently has the most votes only has 396, which isn't a lot to beat if everyone can get a few people to sign up too. Vote here Thank you You tell me this AFTER i've given you £10? And I didn't even get any boobs for it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted March 28, 2011 I know, what a fucking shyster, right? Ripoff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stoic Person Eater 159 Report post Posted March 28, 2011 Boobs for charity? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ViceMan 1380 Report post Posted March 28, 2011 Exactly, charity boobs are the best. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nixxy 13 Report post Posted March 28, 2011 Ok folks I have a new plan, that doesn't involve you giving up a single penny of your hard earned cash. Please can you vote for my charity on here and get everyone you know to do it. It only takes a few seconds to do, and whoever gets the most votes gets £5,000 to go towards their charity. The charity that currently has the most votes only has 396, which isn't a lot to beat if everyone can get a few people to sign up too. Vote here Thank you You tell me this AFTER i've given you £10? And I didn't even get any boobs for it. Haha soz... Just be glad that your £10 will change the lives of those children! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ViceMan 1380 Report post Posted March 28, 2011 I still want my 50ft tall statue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nixxy 13 Report post Posted March 28, 2011 Well help me get this £5k then I'll get the children to build you a statue out of cow poo during one of their art lessons 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TreeFitty 2631 Report post Posted March 28, 2011 Do what she says lads!! *does* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ViceMan 1380 Report post Posted March 28, 2011 Obvious cleavage shot is obvious, but i'm not complaining mind you. And apparenly men always have sex on the mind, who's fucking fault is that?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marney1 Report post Posted March 28, 2011 Obvious cleavage shot is obvious, but i'm not complaining mind you. And apparenly men always have sex on the mind, who's fucking fault is that?! I didn't realise she was showing any cleavage, I was looking at her face. But now you mention it, yeah I see it now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ViceMan 1380 Report post Posted March 28, 2011 Obvious cleavage shot is obvious, but i'm not complaining mind you. And apparenly men always have sex on the mind, who's fucking fault is that?! I didn't realise she was showing any cleavage, I was looking at her face. But now you mention it, yeah I see it now. Yes yes of course, you're married, you only have eyes for your wife. You were being a gentleman. You're a registered blind person. You were only checking to make sure she didn't have anything concealed down there (lol), etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marney1 Report post Posted March 28, 2011 Obvious cleavage shot is obvious, but i'm not complaining mind you. And apparenly men always have sex on the mind, who's fucking fault is that?! I didn't realise she was showing any cleavage, I was looking at her face. But now you mention it, yeah I see it now. Yes yes of course, you're married, you only have eyes for your wife. You were being a gentleman. You're a registered blind person. You were only checking to make sure she didn't have anything concealed down there (lol), etc. How did you know I was registered blind? A £10 donation towards my fund to find a living eye donor would be greatly appreciated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted March 28, 2011 That explains the eye bar. I now have 40,000 eyeballs being shipped to a random location in Liverpool. Find them. Also, breasts acknowledged, seal of approval granted, et cetera, et cetera. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marney1 Report post Posted March 28, 2011 That explains the eye bar. I now have 40,000 eyeballs being shipped to a random location in Liverpool. Find them. Also, breasts acknowledged, seal of approval granted, et cetera, et cetera. Fuck, thought I found some. Turned out to be pickled eggs in a jar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Post-traumatic amnesia 499 Report post Posted March 29, 2011 Ok folks I have a new plan, that doesn't involve you giving up a single penny of your hard earned cash. Please can you vote for my charity on here and get everyone you know to do it. It only takes a few seconds to do, and whoever gets the most votes gets £5,000 to go towards their charity. The charity that currently has the most votes only has 396, which isn't a lot to beat if everyone can get a few people to sign up too. Vote here Thank you I went there to vote for you, but it told me to log in or sign up. I don't want more accounts on the internet... I hope you win though! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qdeathstar 1763 Report post Posted March 29, 2011 Of course I brought food and clothing to a homeless shelter. Have you ever seen the look on a homeless person's face when you're wearing eight sweaters and eating a bucket of KFC in front of them? Fucking priceless. lol Should have brought a vodka-filled watermelon as well. Well help me get this £5k then I'll get the children to build you a statue out of cow poo during one of their art lessons Well, shit, i'm still not giving 10 dollars, but i'll take the statue and send them some tap water. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted March 30, 2011 Of course I brought food and clothing to a homeless shelter. Have you ever seen the look on a homeless person's face when you're wearing eight sweaters and eating a bucket of KFC in front of them? Fucking priceless. lol Should have brought a vodka-filled watermelon as well. I could make a lot of money filling watermelons with Old English and selling them to ghetto convenience stores. I'll save the vodka for the borscht I share with my Russian Mafia contacts on alternating Thursdays. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
