TheClip 82 Report post Posted April 7, 2013 If you were being sentenced to death, what would your last meal be? Mines would be a pineapple so I could attempt to beat my guards to death with it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted April 7, 2013 The guards who tried to escort me to my execution. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted April 7, 2013 I just wouldn't decide on a last meal. They can't kill me without giving me my last meal, so I figure I could squeeze out quite a bit of time with my indecision. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beatnicpie 825 Report post Posted April 7, 2013 Pussy. But seriously, a New York City large cheese pizza, a pile of thick cut applewood smoked bacon with brown sauce, Yorkshire tea with milk and honey, steak and shrimp, mashed potatoes with gravy, strawberry lemonade, and green tea mochi for dessert. Eat it all, puke over everyone, make horrible jokes, and laugh my way to the grave. You can take my life, but you can never take my sense of humor. "Do not go gentle into that good night" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted April 7, 2013 Ohhhhh...Strawberry lemonade.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DuPz0r 5361 Report post Posted April 7, 2013 Bacon between more bacon. I'd actually request the pig be slaughtered in front of me and then sliced and cured, just to long it out.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcolepsy 581 Report post Posted April 7, 2013 Fried Chicken and chips. I'd probably make it something ridiculous like 3 or 4 huge buckets and 9 portions of chips just to see if I could get myself hospitalized to piss off the man more. https://en.wikipedia.../wiki/Last_meal Some folk picked quite interesting ones. I just wouldn't decide on a last meal. They can't kill me without giving me my last meal, so I figure I could squeeze out quite a bit of time with my indecision. They give you a standard last meal. Ted Bundy was given: "(but did not eat) the traditional steak (medium-rare), eggs (over-easy), hash browns, toast, milk, coffee, juice, butter, and jelly." Which he also refused. A lot of people don't understand the last meal tradition but I do. I like to think that an innocent person would atleast be able to enjoy a real meal before they were executed and they would feel better about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaPn bOnEs 8527 Report post Posted April 7, 2013 a tasty burger should be enough for me... mushroom and swiss, or bacon and chedder... fuck it, it's my last meal, i want both... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted April 7, 2013 A bit of char siu, maybe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beatnicpie 825 Report post Posted April 7, 2013 Yet another topic devolves into the love of bacon. I propose we change "forums" to "bacons" and make internet history. And to get back on topic, I'd like a Red Velvet Cheese Cake as well. Nothing like puking something thick and red. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4317 Report post Posted April 7, 2013 ^The Bacum Fairy approves of this message. Apple pie, with a side of bacon. As in, the whole side. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indy 350 Report post Posted April 7, 2013 Breast of duck with plum sauce, and Ludovico Einaudi personally playing I Giorni. I would gladly die after that. Or this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jizzy 633 Report post Posted April 7, 2013 Massacre's penis. Wait? This isn't the asylum? Mcdonalds, because god bless amurica. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DuPz0r 5361 Report post Posted April 11, 2013 Massacre's penis. Wait? This isn't the asylum? Mcdonalds, because god bless amurica. Happy meal, happy execution? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firm 982 Report post Posted April 11, 2013 And a couple of pints. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rayge 689 Report post Posted April 11, 2013 A Death-Row special combo made exclusively by Epic Meal Time with like 500k calories Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4317 Report post Posted April 11, 2013 And a couple of pints. Can you seriously finish a breakfast this big, not on death row, but on a regular day? The bread alone adds up to a whole loaf, never mind the 'liquid bread' of a couple of pints. Just curious, and in awe, if you can. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted April 11, 2013 That's fucking disgusting. The only thing that looked even remotely edible was the toast, but upon closer inspection, it looks like they managed to fuck that up, too. Seriously, is there anyone in England that can actually cook? A British person, not a real cook you imported from elsewhere. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DuPz0r 5361 Report post Posted April 11, 2013 I'm always cooking dishes from all around the world. More so than the wife lol. Firm's example of british food isn't the greatest. Although the fryup is a staple here, it can be prepared and presented a lot better than that. My favourite british dishes have to be Shepherds Pie, Beef & Ale Stew and Lancashire Sausage hotpot. All hearty meals, which I've learnt to cook well, in my own way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaPn bOnEs 8527 Report post Posted April 12, 2013 That's fucking disgusting. The only thing that looked even remotely edible was the toast, but upon closer inspection, it looks like they managed to fuck that up, too. the eggs might be edible... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted April 12, 2013 They're over easy. That's not edible. Yolks are meant to be cooked, scramble that shit up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaPn bOnEs 8527 Report post Posted April 12, 2013 scrambled FTW!! those eggs do look overdone though, if you're gonna do them that way, the yolk all has to be runny... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ConQueSteD 552 Report post Posted April 12, 2013 I'm going to be a fucking dick. I want the $25,000 sundae from NYC along with their $400 burger. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted April 12, 2013 Scrambled eggs are the best, because you can add anything to them. Bacon, Spam, re-fried beans, green onions, fried potatoes - whatever you have. Just scramble it into a bunch of eggs. Then, of course, there's chorizo and eggs. There is no better thing to scramble into eggs than chorizo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ConQueSteD 552 Report post Posted April 12, 2013 Scrambled eggs are the best, because you can add anything to them. Bacon, Spam, re-fried beans, green onions, fried potatoes - whatever you have. Just scramble it into a bunch of eggs. Then, of course, there's chorizo and eggs. There is no better thing to scramble into eggs than chorizo. What's chorizo, sounds like a ghetto chloroform. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
