Massacre 7646 Report post Posted April 12, 2013 It's Mexican sausage. Most Mexican places have something with chorizo in it, and you can find it at any grocery store, I imagine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qdeathstar 1763 Report post Posted April 12, 2013 That's fucking disgusting. The only thing that looked even remotely edible was the toast, but upon closer inspection, it looks like they managed to fuck that up, too.Seriously, is there anyone in England that can actually cook? A British person, not a real cook you imported from elsewhere. Problem with the toast its not actually toast, its a mere grease catcher.... They're over easy. That's not edible. Yolks are meant to be cooked, scramble that shit up. Eggs over hard are nice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4317 Report post Posted April 12, 2013 I would like to add a paella full of spicy chorizo and amazing seafood to my death row menu. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaPn bOnEs 8527 Report post Posted April 12, 2013 i'm adding broccoli bacon potato cheddar soup to my feast... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ginginho 1613 Report post Posted April 12, 2013 I would probably go for the finest selection of meats to be charcoal barbecued to perfection - kobe/wagyu beef, Canadian bacon, pork belly, lamb rack etc - washed down by a fine Belgian ale Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indy 350 Report post Posted April 12, 2013 American cuisine is synonymous with myocardial infarction aetiologies. That said, burgers are my favourite food. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cuda 939 Report post Posted April 12, 2013 Is there a limit on what I could ask? I'd like to eat a full plate of shawarma, followed by a shit ton of sushi with plenty of soya sauce. I'd also like to have access to a mini chinese buffet. And by god, if I have managed to eat 8k calories in one day, I can eat a lot more knowing it's my final meal, I'm going out before I even leave my cell, sweet pork coming directly out of my ass and shit. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcolepsy 581 Report post Posted April 12, 2013 Is there a limit on what I could ask? I think most places have a $40 limit and it must be sourced locally. £10 all you can eat chinese buffee right here. Serve it up son. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted April 12, 2013 $40 worth of raw onions. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beatnicpie 825 Report post Posted April 12, 2013 Seriously, is there anyone in England that can actually cook? A British person, not a real cook you imported from elsewhere. My lady is a damn fine cook. Despite the fact that she's a veggie, she made me several meat dishes, including a Sunday Roast with all the fixings, introduced me to chicken wrapped in bacon and smothered in honey teriyaki sauce. So I'm am stealing one of England few good cooks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted April 12, 2013 I...What...Teriyaki... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DuPz0r 5361 Report post Posted April 12, 2013 Now that i think about It, it all depends on how i was delt with. If it was death by electric chair, then i'd request an incredibly large container of beer and a tub of icecream so i would piss myself and puke during the ceremony, making it a messy job to clean up. Lethal injection, i'd ask for a shot of heroin for my meal, the concoction could be euphoric (could be, it's not like i'd have anything to lose, it's worth the gamble). If it was being beheaded, i'd request Massacre do it with a rusty axe, for the lols, and i'd request diet coke and mentos for my meal, so my neck foams up like some sort of sea cucumber. If it was death by hanging, i'd simply ask for a Viagra so i die stiff with a stiffy... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XBOXEDDY 8 Report post Posted April 12, 2013 You can't choose anything you want for your last meal you can choose from what's available (normally sourced within the prison). But to answer the question I would eat fuck all my "empty" farts and shits smell fucking rank, when I evacuate its gonna take all sorts of scenty crap to lift that stank! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qdeathstar 1763 Report post Posted April 13, 2013 $40 worth of raw onions. Nice choice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firm 982 Report post Posted April 14, 2013 Meh. Under-cooked,over-cooked, appealing, unappealing. I don't care just gimme a whole lot of it. @gtagrl If I didn't touch the bread, I could probably eat it all. Also, fried bread is the tits Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mercy 30 Report post Posted April 14, 2013 Massacre's penis. Wait? This isn't the asylum? Mcdonalds, because god bless amurica. nuff said. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeetnikBriyan 29 Report post Posted May 1, 2013 Well thats a meal to me. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edgecrusher 91 Report post Posted May 5, 2013 Meh. Under-cooked,over-cooked, appealing, unappealing. I don't care just gimme a whole lot of it. @gtagrl If I didn't touch the bread, I could probably eat it all. Also, fried bread is the tits Give me about half of that and leave out the fried bread and it gets a Fried bread always makes me feel sick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beatnicpie 825 Report post Posted May 5, 2013 Meh. Under-cooked,over-cooked, appealing, unappealing. I don't care just gimme a whole lot of it. @gtagrl If I didn't touch the bread, I could probably eat it all. Also, fried bread is the tits Give me about half of that and leave out the fried bread and it gets a Fried bread always makes me feel sick. Not if you're dead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edgecrusher 91 Report post Posted May 5, 2013 There's always that... Hell, I might die of a heart attack before finishing and save them the bother of executing me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beatnicpie 825 Report post Posted May 5, 2013 Now there's a head scratcher. If someone eating their last meal starts choking to death, do you intervene? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcolepsy 581 Report post Posted May 5, 2013 I could easily destroy all that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qdeathstar 1763 Report post Posted May 6, 2013 All you can eat pancakes from ihop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qdeathstar 1763 Report post Posted May 6, 2013 I love pretzel bread sandwiches Not a big fan of beer brats , however Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
