Your First

[Brian 972]

Whatever it be, phones, cars, hookers, talk about "your first".

My first phone - Sony Ericson w580i

[Bronson 702]

Meh.

My first hooker looked kinda like this...

[GunSmith 2452]

My first guitar purchase: a $50 Squier Mini Strat from Sam Ash. It was ideal for my tiny body (I believe I was eight).

[Bronson 702]

I was drunk and she needed a place to stay.... Thank god I have no memory of that night.

[GunSmith 2452]

M--...Mom?

[cuda 939]

That cellphone makes me realize how young you are, Brian.

My first cellphone:

[Massacre 7646]

^ Pretty much the same as my first phone.

Fucking life noobs, all of you.

[DuPz0r 5361]

My first mobile phone was one of these badboys:

[Firm 982]

Ooooh! I like this.

My first mobile was a NEC N343I, It was the anti-christ.

First car was a '99 Ford KA

My first time(rape) was at a GCSE revision camp in Derbyshire, to a girl we called apple.

First prostitute was a stunning blonde in Amsterdam's famous Red Light District on my first time abroad

First illegal pint was at the White Hart pub in Arnold, I was 15.

First legal pint was in Sausage bar in the town centre.

Edit:

First job was at Mcdonalds. 'Murica!

First live music gig was the Specials. That was last week, great show!

[beatnicpie 825]

First car - 84 VW Cabrio

First drunk - Listerene

First album bought - Wayne's World soundtrack

First love - Claire Smith

First place - typing with my dick

[Indy 350]

I can't remember exactly what my first phone was, but it was definitely nokia (and shit).

First game I ever played online was Age of Empires: Rise of Rome

First surgery I was allowed to assist and scrub up in was a lumbar decompression (laminectomy). Best day of my life.

[GunSmith 2452]

Fucking life noobs, all of you.

...

Yes.

[gtagrl 4317]

I'm still a cell phone virgin.

[GunSmith 2452]

No shame in that. There is plenty of pride, though.

[Ostrich Boy 59]

First car: '93 Ford Ranger

First cell phone: some Samsung flip phone

First job: shagging balls at a driving range

First time: after last years homecoming dance, in the back of a minivan. Hooray for cheap vodka.

[ViceMan 1380]

[beatnicpie 825]

Echo Johnson was the first Playboy model I fapped to.

[Rayge 689]

I got something similar to this badboy from my dad after he got a new phone from work. Played Bounce all day erry day!

[NCP 8]

First car: Hyundai Accent.

First albums bought: Queen Greatest Hits 2 and Queen Live At Wembley '86.

First black out from booze: 14 yrs at Queens Day Holland.

First concert: Golden Earring.

First job: Paper boy.

First time: On holiday with a girl named Ilse, in a shitty tent, lasted 2 minutes.

[Massacre 7646]

First time: On holiday with a girl named Ilse, in a shitty tent, lasted 2 minutes.

[Indy 350]

My first time, I suffered from an episode of acute erectile dysfunction. Needless to say, my performance was far from satisfactory, my dick just drooled and then I fell asleep. Though don't let that put you off ladies, I'm pretty much adequate in bed now!

[BeetnikBriyan 29]

First time smoking was like Half Baked.

Echo Johnson was the first Playboy model I fapped to.

You seem like the type who would fap to a Johnson

[cuda 939]

My first time, I suffered from an episode of acute erectile dysfunction. Needless to say, my performance was far from satisfactory, my dick just drooled and then I fell asleep. Though don't let that put you off ladies, I'm pretty much adequate in bed now!

I was the opposite, raging boner - shit was straight up iron, lasted not too long either. Luckily, neither did she.

[Firm 982]

SNAKES!!

[Rayge 689]

First time smoking was like Half Baked.

Wow, badass! #yoloswag #drake #lolimsohighfrom1hit