Qdeathstar 1763 Report post Posted January 17, 2015 who has the right to be heard, shut the fuck up, cunt. Michael Arms up - Raise your learning hand. Don't shoot - Praise the son of man. Arms up - Grab what you can get! Don't shoot? Aren't you full of shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mercy 30 Report post Posted February 3, 2015 “You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She's not perfect—you aren't either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break—her heart. So don't hurt her, don't change her, don't analyze and don't expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she's not there.” ― Bob Marley 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jizzy 633 Report post Posted February 5, 2015 "There are no saints in the animal kingdom. Only breakfast and dinner." -Lorne Malvo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted February 5, 2015 “You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She's not perfect—you aren't either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break—her heart. So don't hurt her, don't change her, don't analyze and don't expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she's not there.” ― Bob Marley Fuck this is good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graffitigirl 161 Report post Posted February 5, 2015 "For you, my heart burns like a constipated poop passing a raging hemorrhoid" - Graffitigirl and Gunsmith Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graffitigirl 161 Report post Posted February 6, 2015 "They say you die twice. Once, when you stop breathing. And a second time, a bit later on, when someone says your name for the last time". -Banksy "Some people become cops because they want to make the world a better place. Some people become vandals because they want to make the world a better looking place". -Banksy "A recent survey of North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese, and 8% ate the survey". -Banksy "I'm not as confused as I am considerate, back and forth between my cigarette and her clitoris. I'm working on both like its nobodies business". -Slug Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firm 982 Report post Posted February 6, 2015 Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair, or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're end. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man...and give some back - Al Swearengen. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qdeathstar 1763 Report post Posted February 6, 2015 A Slave Never Dreams To Be Free, A Slave Only Dreams To Be King Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted February 7, 2015 Sacrifice Sword against shield, War drums, like thunder. Dead, barren earth, World torn asunder. Mangled forms, Bones snapped and wrenched. Smoke in the air, Stink of burnt flesh. Trebuchets fire, Boulders streak through the sky. Foes number in thousands, Every one of them must die. Axe howls through the air, Iron buried in throat. Wretched head leaves body, No time to gloat. Swarmed by foes, Claws, horns, and teeth. Axe does not rest, Nor do enemies cease. Shield halts flame, But eye catches ember, Half-blind, fight on, Hack, slash, dismember. Death stands before us, But we all took this oath. We can live, or do what's right, It cannot be both. Our homes have been razed, And our farmland has burned. The hell that Hell faces, Hell has assuredly earned. This blight cannot spread, It ends now, ends here. The rest of the world, unlike us, Will not lose all it holds dear. To fight, to die, is why the Order was born. Our sacrifice stops the oncoming storm. ------------------------------------------ I'm not much of a poet. It just kind of came out. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jizzy 633 Report post Posted February 17, 2015 "Jeeyah" -Ryder 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4317 Report post Posted February 17, 2015 The only thing I know is that I know nothing. -Socrates 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cuda 939 Report post Posted February 18, 2015 "Any damn fool can beg up some kind of job; it takes a wise man to make it without working." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4317 Report post Posted February 18, 2015 "I object to violence because when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary; the evil it does is permanent." -Mahatma Gandhi 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted March 6, 2015 "I fuckin' HATE things that are beyond my control. Like the wind. Or invasive web pages." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4317 Report post Posted April 27, 2015 "Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."-Mae West 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted April 28, 2015 In my case, it's like solitaire. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4317 Report post Posted May 5, 2015 "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." -Albert Einstein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qdeathstar 1763 Report post Posted May 5, 2015 http://shimercollege.wikia.com/wiki/Fake_Quotes_Project/Einstein/The_difference_between_genius_and_stupidity_is_that_genius_has_its_limits Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4317 Report post Posted May 6, 2015 "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." -Some Guy (ideally a genius, for maximus lulz) /Fixed 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted May 6, 2015 When are you two going to fight? I mean really throw down. Brutal shit. 2x4's, barbed wire, the works. FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qdeathstar 1763 Report post Posted May 6, 2015 if GTAgrl ever wants to wrestle, all she needs to do is let me know. I'll fucking clear my schedule. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4317 Report post Posted May 7, 2015 I'm quite sure there's a clause in my contract that prohibits any actual physical contact with him. Maybe full body latex? Scary near barbed wire... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4317 Report post Posted May 25, 2015 "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit." -The eminently quotable W.C. Fields. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted June 21, 2015 "Excuse me, your conveyor belt is a bit dirty, would you mind wiping it?" Certainly, ma'am. *mists belt with cleaner, thoroughly wipes, finishes order; residual moisture remains* next cunt-stomer customer approaches "Hey, this belt is WET, are you gonna dry it??" Should I begin to hate all human beings or just retail work? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4317 Report post Posted June 21, 2015 Both. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
