GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted May 14, 2014 Scales play music now? What fucktard came up with that? Of course scales play music, you've never heard of 'do-re-mi'? *rimshot* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 1390 Report post Posted May 14, 2014 Why not? Music plays scales. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted May 14, 2014 Why not? Music plays scales. Warned. Scales play music now? What fucktard came up with that? Of course scales play music, you've never heard of 'do-re-mi'? *rimshot* Banned. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 1390 Report post Posted May 14, 2014 I'm a dad. I have a licence for jokes like that. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted May 14, 2014 Scan and email us a copy. We'll file it away for future dad joke incidents. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TreeFitty 2631 Report post Posted May 14, 2014 Been forgetting to post these. Nothing too special: ^Would have been a good shot for Valentine's Day ^I ran over it with a Sandking and it rolled over nicely next to the other. Right after I took the pic I looked the otherway and it reset to its spawn point... ^I never use filters or borders (I like "natural" pics) so I did both for this Merryweather sign. ^I blew up the Pony I was taking pics of and there was a pedestrian casualty. FD and EMS arrived simultaneously. I had to take a pic. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted May 14, 2014 "Howdy there, folks. Have you heard the good news about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?" 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TreeFitty 2631 Report post Posted May 14, 2014 I had thought about a GTA V version of the Book of Mormon. Franklin and Lamar would be the main leads (Franklin as the passionate Price, Lamar as the screw up Cunningham). I didn't work out the rest of the characters' roles aside from Trevor replacing Buttfuckingnaked. Maybe a good fan fiction thing one day... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiO 4730 Report post Posted May 15, 2014 slammed my huntly and ingot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Otiz P Jivefunk 670 Report post Posted May 15, 2014 Whats 'slammed' mean. Im old. U kids and yer fancy words....dammit. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted May 15, 2014 It means he had rough sex with them. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaPn bOnEs 8527 Report post Posted May 15, 2014 something about lowering the suspension... i didn't understand it last time he said that but now i know... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustAn808 130 Report post Posted May 15, 2014 Edit: Wrong Thread On topic, enjoying everything I'm seeing in this one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Otiz P Jivefunk 670 Report post Posted May 15, 2014 ohhhh, the shoot out the tires thingy.......riiiiiiiight. why the hell didn't he just say that. damn kids these days, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiO 4730 Report post Posted May 15, 2014 well i thought most would see how low the cars are and just figure it out from there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted May 16, 2014 Still can't get that to work. Does it not work with certain vehicles? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shabbagaz 444 Report post Posted May 16, 2014 Quite pleased with the latest additions to my "fleet" Other recent pics: 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TreeFitty 2631 Report post Posted May 17, 2014 Just another sunset with a filter: Now some pics from a few of us screwing around tonight: ^this made a good ramp to drive up edit: made a 4.81 MB gif here of me doing a flip. and because my internet was laggy as hell which screws up the Social Club connection, we're going to pretend that these are snapmatics: ^Chasing a crate drop. I gave up at the next light since my truck was already banged up pretty bad ^While hanging around the airport helicopters would appear but then disappear before I could enter (again, lag). I finally got one and played around in the sky. ^Not sure who this was but I followed them around the city for a bit. Then they crashed in the ocean. Last pic is a snapmatic that didn't save... ^Poor beach goers took the rage of the pilot. ^Someone else took care of the pilot. ^and a final little beach party right before D-O started a playlist that I couldn't join due to laggy internet. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qdeathstar 1763 Report post Posted May 17, 2014 here's the non-crew stuff tonight...the reflection on the windows at night make for cool photo ops... Oooh, pretty 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Otiz P Jivefunk 670 Report post Posted May 17, 2014 man....what beer truck ran me over lastnight....my head....hurts. few pics from the week, most were done lastnight. dio grabbed a simeon car. Kuz and i didn't believe him........since he was invisible. Kuz is actually beside dio's car here dio goin into the garage....fuckin hackers man. lol he showed up when he got out of the car, kinda see it behind kuz's elergy climbin on the door of my zen resulted in me standing through it my final garages. this is my 10 car garage by the airport weasel tower garage ghostman attempting a loop..... afterwards....ghost did a flyby. cops were on the scene keepin ppl calm. the luggageless wagon ace had. Ace saw the shit on the roof, ghost and I didn't. Ghost<- ... Ace -> . car fire. OMG! CAR FIRE! i said CAR FIRE! hmmmmm....the special effects fella...gray goose take 3. CAR FIREEEE!!! =-D it's out guys.....guys? we burnt ghost......shhh, don't tell Ace. might get jealous. ...more.... tried again...but ummm. well, u see the problem eh.... killu....umm, yeah i dunno what was goin on. forget. dio. snackin on boogers ummmmmmmm....ppl....uhhh....was drunk, but this is 100%, 2 ppl. right here, in this shot. yup. showed ppl how to yank ppl out of cars doin the long version of the emote actions we have. Kuz jazzin away. kuz face palming while hauling someone out of the car....funny to see happening. bones wanted a closer look, kuz just going thru all the different actions... bonesgave it a shot thrusting bmx out of kuz' car. turning at kuz saying, "i got this" kuz saluting bones. then kuz got stuck in that pose......heh! bones felt left out poor kuz. fuckin arm wouldn't work. then we all pointed and laughed. still stuck more action-carjacking bones wanted a picture. hi bones! good drunk nite. head hurts. OJ. where's my OJ. 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiO 4730 Report post Posted May 17, 2014 I missed a lot of that last night. lol Was so focused on car pictures. Got some good ones and this heres one from Hardsauce of my Slammed Huntley. can really see it compared to how tall me and cheech are behind the car edit got a gallery with moar https://imgur.com/a/DUE96 edit Saw this in a sig at gra fourms 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaPn bOnEs 8527 Report post Posted May 18, 2014 friday night... dem reflections... bmx humping killyou... saturday night... hardsauce stayed there for like 10 minutes... burning down the farm... landscapes... ---- girl power!! http://rsg.ms/1o3I4jx --- my fusilade... i own one again, it was my first car if you guys recall one of the first nights we were all online... dio ridin' dirty... killyou getting stoned... the fellatio wagon... one more landscape... ...aaaand one more selfie ... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4317 Report post Posted May 18, 2014 I love the girl power pic! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiO 4730 Report post Posted May 18, 2014 haha ridin dirty totally looks like im doing a weird dance Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaPn bOnEs 8527 Report post Posted May 18, 2014 that's what ridin' dirty looks like... a crappy dance move... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
