DiO 4730 Report post Posted September 3, 2014 ahha that is fuckin awesome Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Otiz P Jivefunk 670 Report post Posted September 4, 2014 Mercy looks so impressed by Kuz that she's asleep! lmao. or is Kuz creeping on little Mercy while she sleeps.... or u slip somethin in her drink..... OMG! O.o 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mercy 30 Report post Posted September 4, 2014 Mercy looks so impressed by Kuz that she's asleep! lmao.or is Kuz creeping on little Mercy while she sleeps.... or u slip somethin in her drink..... OMG! O.o All the above lol 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ku Zi Mu 1194 Report post Posted September 4, 2014 What? It's just a roofie. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiO 4730 Report post Posted September 4, 2014 random house at del perro peir has an interior kind of... Found a bunch of scooters, so i called mine up and we had an adventure. with BMX, wiggin and cheech ended with wiggin 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted September 4, 2014 Until the instant I snapped this, the look on her face and the direction she stared made a perfectly grim photo. Then she turned her head. The cunt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaPn bOnEs 8527 Report post Posted September 4, 2014 Kuz's putting Mercy under a spell. jesus christ man, stop making me laugh so damn hard... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ghostman 567 Report post Posted September 4, 2014 It's a shame that gif's can only be done to 256 colour. We can have some more fun if needs be. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 1390 Report post Posted September 4, 2014 It's 5:30. Sun's only just rising, and the freeway below is already gridlocked. Suits on the way to their 9-to-5s, making money that will only be wasted on their cheating wives and idiot kids. I'm on a mountain, above the Land Act Dam, not another soul around for miles. Sitting on an iron horse, three quarters of the way through a bottle of whiskey, waiting for the text message that tells me who has to die today. I don't owe anyone. I don't need the money. I'm a millionaire. I can do what I please. I could fly to Vice City tomorrow, never think of Los Santos again. But I love what I do. I love gasoline and bullets and blades. I love explosions, executions, robberies. I love the look on some poor hood's face as he sees my blacked-out Buffalo S powerslide around the corner, knowing that he's breathing his last breaths. I love watching some suit trying to crawl through his window and scream at me as I flick the butt of my Redwood into the pool of gasoline I've rolled his Granger into. I love every second of it. So sit in your Oracle and judge me as I white-line my Daemon through rush hour traffic. Think about the cigarette in my mouth and the blood on my clothes and judge me, while the missus rambles about the upcoming remodel to your home. While you're lying awake at night, dreading the fact that you'll be sitting in traffic again in three hours, think about the satisfied smirk on my face, and the pistol tucked into my waistband, and judge me. Judge all you want. When you're sitting in your little cubicle tomorrow, think long and hard about how you're living your life, and think about how you judged me for living mine. Think about that smirk on my face, as you take notice of the frown on yours. Ask yourself... ... who's really wasting their life? (It is impossible to get a good selfie) Nice. Remove the line "I am a millionaire" it diffuses the motive. Other than that. I could easily put a couple of hundred pages into what you just described. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted September 4, 2014 Edited. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mercy 30 Report post Posted September 4, 2014 I hear the e book market is pretty lucrative, maybe write some more - you've always been well read on here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted September 4, 2014 Maybe. I've always wanted to write a novel. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4317 Report post Posted September 4, 2014 *raises hand* I'd totally read hundreds of pages more of that, if you were so inclined, Massacre. And, I'm a half-decent proofreader and copy editor, if you should ever need those services. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mercy 30 Report post Posted September 4, 2014 Well if you ever do, I expect a copy. Has the flights school contest winners been announced yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 1390 Report post Posted September 4, 2014 Do it. I turned down a publishing deal a long time ago. It was the right thing to do at the time, but I always think, what if... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted September 4, 2014 I guess you guys are right. I already have a life-ruining mess of what-ifs. I should probably give it a shot while I still have a choice in the matter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 1390 Report post Posted September 4, 2014 I'd rather be sorry for something I've done than something I didn't do. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted September 4, 2014 I usually have to deal with both, at the same time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 1390 Report post Posted September 4, 2014 Everyone does. My point is I'd rather be embarrassed by stupid decisions I've made than regret chances I never took. And I have made many stupid decisions 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ku Zi Mu 1194 Report post Posted September 4, 2014 It's moments like this where Rob makes me regret changing my custom licence plate... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barrybran 851 Report post Posted September 4, 2014 It's moments like this where Rob makes me regret changing my custom licence plate... #Firstworldproblems Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DuPz0r 5361 Report post Posted September 4, 2014 Massacre do it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted September 5, 2014 You make a compelling argument. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiO 4730 Report post Posted September 5, 2014 DON'T DO IT! capslock makes my argument more compelling Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted September 5, 2014 Well, shit. Sorry, guys. DiO says no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites