Massacre 7646 Report post Posted December 8, 2013 If I am approached with a baby, I always immediately tell the person that I will drop their baby if they try to hand it to me. It has never failed. Probably because I mean it. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4317 Report post Posted December 8, 2013 There's also the option of handing the baby back only after it's crying loudly. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcolepsy 581 Report post Posted December 8, 2013 I don't understand this, I'm really cool with babies and children, I think I have that natural aura some people have that seems to calm them down, that and I inherited my mum's tendency for not taking shit and disciplining out of line kids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 1390 Report post Posted December 8, 2013 Im my experience you're in the minority. TBH someone else's kid starts screaming and I fucking run. Different when they're your own though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcolepsy 581 Report post Posted December 8, 2013 There's a story from when my mum was ill and my cousins kid threw a fit, she leaned over the couch she was laid on, grabbed him by the scruff of the neck hoisted him over the couch and made him sit down and shut the fuck up. Ovaries of fucking steel that woman. She never had to even remotely threaten me and my brother to behave. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted December 8, 2013 I'm like that Cy but with dogs. Although I've never made a baby cry which is good I guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ku Zi Mu 1194 Report post Posted December 8, 2013 I've read/heard that women literally want to eat babies. My 2¢ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted December 8, 2013 Being a child myself, it's kind of imperative that I like 'em. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 1390 Report post Posted December 8, 2013 I've read/heard that women literally want to eat babies.My 2¢ This is true. I have heard many women say exactly that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaPn bOnEs 8527 Report post Posted December 8, 2013 i don't do mornings very well... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4317 Report post Posted December 8, 2013 That's some serious bedhead, morning bOnEs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaPn bOnEs 8527 Report post Posted December 8, 2013 beardhead too ... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted December 8, 2013 "beardhead" heh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barrybran 851 Report post Posted December 8, 2013 I've read/heard that women literally want to eat babies.My 2¢ This is true. I have heard many women say exactly that. My wife says that but it comes out as "awwww baby, I want another one." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DuPz0r 5361 Report post Posted December 8, 2013 i don't do mornings very well... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace Of Spades 1182 Report post Posted January 6, 2014 I'm just going to go ahead and seduce you all now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted January 6, 2014 I hate you and your fucking pretty-ass eyes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace Of Spades 1182 Report post Posted January 6, 2014 I see it's working 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted January 6, 2014 'Dem cheekbones. You are attractive. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace Of Spades 1182 Report post Posted January 7, 2014 You won't even be able to fathom my handsomeness once i lose aboot 20lbs. You might even be tempted to buy my pinup calender for your wall Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beatnicpie 825 Report post Posted January 7, 2014 You won't even be able to fathom my handsomeness once i lose aboot 20lbs. You might even be tempted to buy my pinup calender for your wall Buy one? I've already made several. I'm just waiting on a shot of you winking to complete my 2015 edition. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Parker 97 Report post Posted January 7, 2014 I was meant to buy them? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace Of Spades 1182 Report post Posted January 7, 2014 You won't even be able to fathom my handsomeness once i lose aboot 20lbs. You might even be tempted to buy my pinup calender for your wall Buy one? I've already made several. I'm just waiting on a shot of you winking to complete my 2015 edition. Would you like that in a car, on a car, or adjacent to a car? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 1390 Report post Posted January 7, 2014 On. Definitely on. I mean. I was gunna keep my mouth shut about my ace calendar. But if you're gunna post a pic of you, on a car, winking. Well I just.... ..... Not much homo 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beatnicpie 825 Report post Posted January 7, 2014 Be my hood ornament, Mr. Ace. Not much homo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
