CaPn bOnEs 8527 Report post Posted July 18, 2014 there he is!! i thought you were dead, i never see you online anymore ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace Of Spades 1182 Report post Posted July 18, 2014 Who me or Dozy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DozyGamer 445 Report post Posted July 18, 2014 Nah, I'm on Xbox. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CFO Charles 827 Report post Posted July 18, 2014 This thread is one giant confusing mindfuck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4317 Report post Posted July 18, 2014 @Ace - Plaid is my favourite colour! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DozyGamer 445 Report post Posted July 18, 2014 Here's a picture of me from Halloween a couple of years ago. I was dressed as Men in Black meets Gears of War. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted July 18, 2014 Ah. So you're a Saudi prince who buys white women. Neat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DozyGamer 445 Report post Posted July 18, 2014 I met this girl in college and she frienzoned me when I asked her out. Though every time we went out people thought she was an escort. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted July 18, 2014 Nonetheless, if I visit the Middle East, I expect you to provide a mansion for the duration of my stay. And, like, seven tigers. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DozyGamer 445 Report post Posted July 18, 2014 You're welcome in Bahrain anytime man. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted July 18, 2014 I'm the only American who wouldn't be afraid to go there, and also wouldn't shoot random people. Mostly because I'm a knife guy, but also because I don't have the uncontrollable urge to murder brown people that most of my country has. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaPn bOnEs 8527 Report post Posted July 19, 2014 I met this girl in college and she frienzoned me when I asked her out. don't worry bruh, many people make it out of the friendzone once the women realizes that the man they've been wanting has been at the their side this entire time... pushing the issue doesn't work, but waiting for it might work.. unless you find another of course ... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace Of Spades 1182 Report post Posted July 19, 2014 If it ain't plaid, it ain't rad ~Jesus "O'mally" Christ 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cuda 939 Report post Posted July 20, 2014 One of my little boys got married. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted July 20, 2014 Jesus Christ. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graffitigirl 161 Report post Posted July 21, 2014 I'm gonna guess it was hunk # 3? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cuda 939 Report post Posted July 21, 2014 Yes, it was a great day to be back in Portugal, it was about 35ºc and I drank about thirty thousand caiprinhas. Thank you Brazilian brothers. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted July 21, 2014 Your crew looks weird, bro. On a more personal note, what are you doing wearing khaki slacks with a black jacket? Are you an archaeological researcher for Oxford? I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that, based on the brown belt, you were at least wearing brown shoes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cuda 939 Report post Posted July 21, 2014 Your crew looks weird, bro. On a more personal note, what are you doing wearing khaki slacks with a black jacket? Are you an archaeological researcher for Oxford? I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that, based on the brown belt, you were at least wearing brown shoes. AH! Here are the shoes, It was too hot to wear a full suit, fuck that shit. jacket was on for the photo basically - I ain't wearing that all day long. Also, it apparently is a very dark blue, but the photo was scanned. Wait... am I actually justifying my choice of clothes on the internet? I wear a Reservoir Dogs themed t-shirt to work ffs. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4317 Report post Posted July 21, 2014 You clean up fine (as expected), and the groom looks suitably radiant, as he should...but fashion police aside, your crew still looks weird, cuda. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cuda 939 Report post Posted July 21, 2014 My high school buddies! I don't get to see them that often! You have to realize our origins, They weren't supposed to try and dress fashionably, hell, these kids shouldn't even be white. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CFO Charles 827 Report post Posted July 21, 2014 You come from an Optimus commercial? I don't even know what that is, but it's a miracle you survived. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cuda 939 Report post Posted July 21, 2014 You come from an Optimus commercial? I don't even know what that is, but it's a miracle you survived. I am from Amadora, just outside of Lisbon. It has a high crime rate, lots of gangs and drugs. Growing up there was an interesting adventure, but I still love it, and one day I hope to go back and help the city. For a couple of these guys, more than likely it was their first time wearing a suit. Optimus is a telecommunication company that did a commercial in Amadora, some of the guys in the last seconds of the clip I actually went to school with . It's all portrayed in a negative light (I've already had lot of discussions about this... I don't like the city being portrayed like some sort of American 'hood'). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted July 21, 2014 Wait... am I actually justifying my choice of clothes on the internet? I wear a Reservoir Dogs themed t-shirt to work ffs. You can't spend all that time working on your physical appearance and then abandon any semblance of style. I'm trying to help you, damn it. If the situation calls for a suit, then suit up. I couldn't find one without a hat, or a watermark. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graffitigirl 161 Report post Posted July 21, 2014 he surrounds himself with less attractive/fucking ugly people on purpose Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
