Firm 982 Report post Posted September 10, 2014 Rocking the Skynyrd with a bottle of JD. Good times in the kitchen...by myself That's how i want my life to be. Carpe motherfucking diem, baby. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted September 10, 2014 Carpe motherfucking diem, baby. I'm guessing you have a t-shirt that says this, also. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cuda 939 Report post Posted September 10, 2014 Guy from work got married, criticize my apparel Massacre: You should have stood tall, fuck your short arse friend;) I'm actually a cripple and can't stand straight, thanks Mercy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4317 Report post Posted September 10, 2014 Carpe motherfucking diem, baby. I'm guessing you have a t-shirt thong that says this, also. Fixed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted September 10, 2014 Well, just as many people would see that, on a night out, as his shirt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4317 Report post Posted September 10, 2014 Firm, he's saying you're a slut. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firm 982 Report post Posted September 10, 2014 Firm, he's saying you're a slut. Hey! Let a ho be a ho(that is definitely printed on one of my thongs). 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted September 10, 2014 Somebody gotta let a ho know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mercy 30 Report post Posted September 10, 2014 Firm, he's saying you're a slut. Hey! Let a ho be a ho(that is definitely printed on one of my thongs). Mine too! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firm 982 Report post Posted September 10, 2014 Does that make us sisters? Either way...pretty hot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firm 982 Report post Posted September 19, 2014 Batman of the office. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barrybran 851 Report post Posted September 21, 2014 Firm's workmate: Would you like a coffee? Firm: Na na na na na na na na. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Truth 429 Report post Posted September 21, 2014 Haha you work in an office. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firm 982 Report post Posted September 21, 2014 I know. I suck. However office Christmas parties are pretty fun. They make it all worthwhile. I'm gonna try to fuck my boss at the next one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mercy 30 Report post Posted September 21, 2014 I know. I suck.However office Christmas parties are pretty fun. They make it all worthwhile. I'm gonna try to fuck my boss at the next one. ... Your boss is male isn't he Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firm 982 Report post Posted September 21, 2014 Yep. And quite the looker. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mercy 30 Report post Posted September 21, 2014 Yep. And quite the looker. Hmmm, so when is this Xmas party? Got your plus one planned yet or? I mean you'll need some competition for that boss of yours, you don't want to just get him easy huh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barrybran 851 Report post Posted September 21, 2014 I know. I suck.However office Christmas parties are pretty fun. They make it all worthwhile. I'm gonna try to fuck my boss at the next one. ... Your boss is male isn't he Firm didn't say his boss had to agree to it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firm 982 Report post Posted September 21, 2014 I'd be honoured to attend a pointless work function with a bit of Mercy candy on my arm. I must warn you I'm very competitive. And this insatiable cock hungry homo needs to get PAID! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TwoFacedTanner 278 Report post Posted September 24, 2014 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaPn bOnEs 8527 Report post Posted September 25, 2014 ^HAWT 10/10, would fuck... I know. I suck. However office Christmas parties are pretty fun. They make it all worthwhile. I'm gonna try to fuck my boss at the next one. my office christmas parties suck... only a few of us get drunk, the rest go home early... pansies... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ConQueSteD 552 Report post Posted October 6, 2014 I feel like I need to man up this topic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barrybran 851 Report post Posted October 6, 2014 You might want to hit the gym then, Con 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firm 982 Report post Posted October 6, 2014 That's a big 'un, Con. I assume the guns are yours and your mates. But, how much do firing ranges and gun experience days cost? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
