Guest Marney1 Report post Posted December 23, 2011 Ast: Stop fucking with my bro's profile yo? Upside down aint da fing yo? Know waarraamm sayin'? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcolepsy 581 Report post Posted December 23, 2011 Was that a little Jacob attempt? come fe badman? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiO 4730 Report post Posted December 26, 2011 Sexy... lol. that ultimate pedo-ness right there. attracted to a sperm. cant get much younger than that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ViceMan 1380 Report post Posted December 26, 2011 Aren't all porn stars attracted to sperm? The amount of it they ingest you'd think so. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DuPz0r 5361 Report post Posted December 26, 2011 Aren't all porn stars attracted to sperm? The amount of it they ingest you'd think so. Isn't that a form of cannibalistic genocide? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ViceMan 1380 Report post Posted December 26, 2011 I guess so, but the state the world is in with overpopulation you could make the excuse that women who swallow are doing a service for mankind. And Ast too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Dooby 64 Report post Posted January 4, 2012 Knowing women, they would take credit and make a day about it, just for them. For once the day wouldn't be so self centered around them like the other 12 or so holidays they get a year Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Truth 429 Report post Posted January 22, 2012 Me in my Exploder, yes I am a redneck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marney1 Report post Posted January 22, 2012 Me in my truck, yes I am a redneck. Erm, I don't see a truck. Looks like a Ford Explorer to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaPn bOnEs 8527 Report post Posted January 25, 2012 ...someone finally took a recent photo of me, albeit, a shitty one... but i thought i'd show off what the beard looks like at the moment... this was taken at that employee party a couple nights ago... this was before i got shit faced stupid... EDIT: fuck it, here's another one... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted January 25, 2012 Yep, you look like you would stand on the side of the road in rags, washing people's windshields against their will, then expecting payment. That is indeed a fine hobo beard, sir. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaPn bOnEs 8527 Report post Posted January 25, 2012 maybe someday i will take a picture myself to show it off better... but i am not one to do a myspace profile shot, i usually let others snap the photo... and it's still got a ways to go, my beard isn't growing very fast right now... it's been growing since thanksgiving and that's all i got to show for it, lol... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted January 25, 2012 I actually envy your slowly-growing beard. I have to trim my beard every week or people try to give me change on the street. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaPn bOnEs 8527 Report post Posted January 25, 2012 i gotta trim the stash every week and the loose hairs that stick out of the beard, plus the goatee i've had before the beard... but that's all the trimming i've done since november... i wish it would grow faster like yours, it's taking too damn long... but i am pretty certain i am going to carry this beard into the summer... i am a beard man now ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted January 25, 2012 i am a beard man now ... You're entering a world greater than anything a mustache man could ever imagine, a world that would make a clean-shaven man drop to his knees and weep. Bikers, lumberjacks, mountain men, Chuck Norris; you have entered the pinnacle of masculinity, of all humanity. There is no greater way to live. Welcome, brother. Was that epic enough? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mercy 30 Report post Posted January 25, 2012 *coughs* beards arent very attractive IMO...even brad pitt cant pull it off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted January 25, 2012 Well, I'm sorry to hear that you're a lesbian. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indy 350 Report post Posted January 25, 2012 I can't seem to grow a damn beard, my moustache doesn't even reach my chin It's a lot like David Beckham's... but i'm not as beautiful Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mercy 30 Report post Posted January 25, 2012 Haha massy, its horrible when u kiss 2 tho, really rough. Same as its unatractive if a girl has hairy legs, thats how i feel about facial hair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indy 350 Report post Posted January 25, 2012 Hairy legs, my worst enemy... still doesn't stop me though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted January 25, 2012 According to the girls I've discussed the matter with, beards aren't a problem unless they're poorly maintained, or the gent's hair is naturally rough. I don't know what kind of steel wool-constructed golems you've kissed, but not all beards are the same. And I have yet to find a girl who doesn't shave her legs, save for the filthy hippie crowd, which I avoid. Also, someone should tell Beckham it's not okay to rock a neackbeard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mercy 30 Report post Posted January 25, 2012 Well i have only been out with one guy who had a beard, his was rough so it put me off...maybe i should try again with another bearded fellow at some point, see the difference lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted January 25, 2012 Great idea. The guy you're with now doesn't like Skyrim, so even if you don't find a bearded man, leave him anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mercy 30 Report post Posted January 25, 2012 Haha, he doesnt like it even more coz i dont let him play it. I doubt im going to marry him or out (after all im only young), so chances are at some point i will be single and hopefully have a chance to date a bearded guy at least for a little while. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
