Massacre 7646 Report post Posted January 25, 2012 Let me know if you require further assistance, I'm a certified life coach. You would be the first client I didn't lead into a life of drugs and crime. Actually, I have one more bit of free advice. Have you met my friend bOnEs? He's single, and he possesses a beard. I'll make reservations for the two of you at this Italian place around the corner from my house. It's on you two to get here, though; I'm a life coach, not a travel agent. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mercy 30 Report post Posted January 26, 2012 Thanks massy, i will bear that in mind when me and my boyfriend eventually call it a day lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firm 982 Report post Posted January 26, 2012 I've been trying to grow a beard since last summer, So far I only have a weird german porno moustache. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted January 26, 2012 Well, you're a creepy perv, so it's probably a good look for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firm 982 Report post Posted January 26, 2012 I have been getting more offers to star in snuff films, plus the lady(boys) love it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted January 26, 2012 Nice. I've considered shaving my beard just to see what kind of shit I can get into with a porno 'stache, and possibly a silk shirt. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firm 982 Report post Posted January 26, 2012 Maybe throw in some wild chest hair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaPn bOnEs 8527 Report post Posted January 26, 2012 fucking work, i missed out on this convo?!? @massacre - women do dig the beard... i am getting more looks and convo's because of it... women love a man that's rugged, it gives us that "stoic" appearance... we look like a man that knows what it means to be a man... it's strange though, working at the livery for over a year now, i am getting looks from women that never gave me the look... the beard has a power all it's own... as a matter of fact, it could be the central story of the next elder scrolls... TESVI:beardym... @mercedes - this could be you; you know your checking out that manly face sweater... EDIT: ahh, if and when i ever shave the sweater, i am gonna see what i look like with a handlebar, or fou-man-chu... or the rollie fingers; Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaPn bOnEs 8527 Report post Posted January 26, 2012 shit, why am i showing up in facebook photos all of sudden?! here's one from tonight, and this one isn't as blurry... i actually like this pic now that i've looked at it; i am wearing my jacket like a don ... plus me and a fellow co-worker are striking a similar pose ... i envy his beard, but i think mine will fill in better than his... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted January 26, 2012 I can see his chin through his beard. He failed. @massacre - women do dig the beard... i am getting more looks and convo's because of it... women love a man that's rugged, it gives us that "stoic" appearance... we look like a man that knows what it means to be a man... it's strange though, working at the livery for over a year now, i am getting looks from women that never gave me the look... the beard has a power all it's own... as a matter of fact, it could be the central story of the next elder scrolls... TESVI:beardym... If I go two weeks without trimming my beard, then go to a place with hunting/camping supplies while wearing a flannel shirt, I will get bitches. I fucking love my beard. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mercy 30 Report post Posted January 26, 2012 Maybe its an american thing.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted January 26, 2012 It is. British chicks are cunts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mercy 30 Report post Posted January 26, 2012 Thats the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me mass...cheers! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Nuggets 6 Report post Posted January 26, 2012 I will never know Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaPn bOnEs 8527 Report post Posted January 26, 2012 when i think of massacre, i imagine this is what he looks like... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mercy 30 Report post Posted January 26, 2012 Lol bones thats the get up he wears just to go down to walmart. I was looking for what i thought massy looked like IRL but couldnt find a pic good enough. I found this instead tho: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiO 4730 Report post Posted January 26, 2012 my old beard was as long as those ones put together Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Nuggets 6 Report post Posted January 26, 2012 Is that...lotion on the amp lol 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DuPz0r 5361 Report post Posted January 26, 2012 Lol bones thats the get up he wears just to go down to walmart. I was looking for what i thought massy looked like IRL but couldnt find a pic good enough. I found this instead tho: LMAO that's bOnEs (left) and QD (right) in 10-15 years! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted January 26, 2012 Guy on the left is somewhat bOnEs-like. when i think of massacre, i imagine this is what he looks like... I'd kill a bear with that guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaPn bOnEs 8527 Report post Posted January 26, 2012 he looks like jeff bridges ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest vacant Report post Posted January 27, 2012 I can't grow a beard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaPn bOnEs 8527 Report post Posted January 27, 2012 *tries not to laugh* *does anyways* HAHAHA you're not a man!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mercy 30 Report post Posted January 27, 2012 I can't grow a beard Awww, well at least u dont have to shave as much.....*stifles laughter* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DuPz0r 5361 Report post Posted January 27, 2012 I've never tried to grow a full sized beard. I've gone a month or so without shaving a few times, and got about an inch or two, but some hairs grow quicker than others, and you have to proper maintain it, so i cba with that. I'd much prefer to look unshaven rather than full on bearded. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
