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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

Client Notes - Highly Confidential

I sincerely hope someone arrests this maniac very soon.

Decisively indecisive.

Classic case of father issues.

Classic consumer, trying to fill spiritual void with material possessions - should try to sell them a lot of my books, CDS etc.

Bizarre moralizer at times - which makes me laugh.

Sexually needy, heartless - uses and discards women - wonders why cannot form real relationships!

Family minded for some reason.

Investor type - which is odd given risk taking as unlikely to make old bones.

Easily offended to point of extreme rage.

Frighteningly cold hearted about other people when it comes to property, etc.

Yogi? No. not so much. Happier with lunacy.

Not really into physical fitness.

Like strangers.

Not a finisher.

Hmmm... that’s all I can say... hmmm.

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Fascinating. Rarely have I encountered someone so deluded.

Occasionally makes complex choices.

Keeps truly terrible company.

Financially irresponsible.

Superior - despite many obvious inadequacies.

Sees self as savior of women - odd given certain behaviors.

Lazy and solipsistic - then again, family is awful.

Very into random speculation.

Possibly worst psychopath I have encountered.

Compulsive and repeat thief.

Devoted yogi? Bizarre!

Physically unambitious.

Out going and friendly, in a terrifying kind of way.

Distracted.

What a fucking mess!

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Eerily accurate in a lot of ways (save for that family/other bits).

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Pretty accurate really....

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Terrifying. Deluded, lonely, desperate and vain.

Definitely incapable of making a real decision.

Not really capable of seeing how hypocritical their actions are - sees bad in others easily enough though.

Desperate for material possessions.

Conflates sex with money.

Eager, desperate, malicious, heartless - classic psychopath.

Co dependent.

Enjoys speculation.

Easily offended to point of extreme rage.

Compulsive and repeat thief.

Must make sure yoga does not influence their time with me.

Lazy.

Out going and friendly, in a terrifying kind of way.

Obsessive completest - which is unnerving.

Well, well, well, a maniac.

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

A bit of a tragic case - riddled with contradictory issues.

Tries to do the right thing - poor judgment as to what that is.

At times can really embrace his hypocrisy.

Classic consumer, trying to fill spiritual void with material possessions - should try to sell them a lot of my books, CDS etc.

At times, can be oddly morally superior, which is incredible.

Avoids certain seamy behaviors - unfortunately not all of them.

Cares about family, despite their obvious problems.

Probably hoards money under mattress rather than invests it.

Incapable of valuing suffering of others.

Tends to not steal too much more than situation requires - is that a good thing? I have no idea anymore.

Devoted yogi? Bizarre!

Lazy, lazy, lazy.

Narrow minded.

A.D.D.?

So this is why I went to medical school.

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