spiritcrusher77 1 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 Alright, so basically, you post a riddle. If you solve it, you get to post a new one. You can post more than one, but no riddles can be posted until the current one is solved. Got it? Good. Current Riddles: A man is shot in Utah. His killer flees to Colorado, and is arrested in Arizona. All of this happens in less than ten minutes. (By spiritcrusher77) Answered by Massacre. A good guy and a bad guy are sitting in a bar. The bad guy brings a bottle of brandy. The good guy brings a bomb. The only problem is the bad guy forgets to bring something that could have saved his life. What does he forget? (By spiritcrusher77) A man from Nantuckett spits in a bucket but latter finds he's really in Manhassett, then moves to Cleveland. What color are his shoes? (Not sure if this has an answer. It's by Ku Zi Mu Answered by Ku Zi Mu Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ku Zi Mu 1194 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 1. TV show The killer is Superman 2. A gun A tank I win. A man from Nantuckett spits in a bucket but latter finds he's really in Manhassett, then moves to Cleveland. What color are his shoes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spiritcrusher77 1 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 Nope. Both of those are wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ku Zi Mu 1194 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 Hey, pal! I said... I win. Now answer my riddle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spiritcrusher77 1 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 But you didn't win. Both answers were wrong. To answer you riddle, the man wasn't wearing shoes. Now answer my riddles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ku Zi Mu 1194 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 Wrong! Listen here, buddy, if i say I win, that means I win. Both my answers are 100% correctively correct in correctness.. Now... please return the favor and correctly answer my riddle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spiritcrusher77 1 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 I need you to correctly answer my riddle. I make the riddle, I make the answer. Also, the shoes were turquoise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ku Zi Mu 1194 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 Okay, friend. ... There. Now answer mine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spiritcrusher77 1 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 See, in riddles you have to think. Clearly you haven't been doing much of that. Still wrong. Also, grey, he was wearing the buckets as shoes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 RE: The first riddle, those three states share borders. New Mexico is the fourth state in the region known as the Four Corners. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ku Zi Mu 1194 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 See, in riddles you have to think. Clearly you haven't been doing much of that. Still wrong. Also, grey, he was wearing the buckets as shoes. HA! Wrong again. Looks like you aren't doin much thinking either, mate... RE: The first riddle, those three states share borders. New Mexico is the fourth state in the region known as the Four Corners. The Simpsons FTW! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spiritcrusher77 1 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 Massacre got it right. I'm just going to put the current riddles in the OP, and who typed them. So you can do a riddle now Massacre. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ku Zi Mu 1194 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 His shoes are brown because Cleveland is a shithole. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bronson 702 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 A man rides into town on Friday. He stays 3 nights and he leaves on Friday. How'd he do it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 Friday is a stupid name for a horse. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bronson 702 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 You fucking cheated Mass Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 No, that was just an extremely easy riddle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bronson 702 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 Okay how bout this one: A guy walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water, but instead the bartender pulls out a gun. The guy says thank you and leaves. Why? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 You're not going to argue with the guy pointing a gun at you. Kidding. The guy had hiccups. The bartender pulling a gun on the guy would have startled him and gotten rid of them. That riddle is older than you are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bronson 702 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 Fuck. That's all I got. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 A for effort. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 Why are we here? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 It's just how things worked out. There's never going to be a reason for it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 Why did things work out in this manner? Why not in another way? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 They just didn't work out that way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
