spiritcrusher77 1 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 I guess I'll just post a riddle then. Two men were going to have an old-fashioned gun duel. Backing up to the tracks, one found a strategic position on a hill. The other one was by the river. Before a shot was fired, one of them ran off. Later that day, the police found a dead body mangled, with a shotgun next to it. It was in the position that it was in to begin with. How did he die? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 Guy was next to a river? Bear. Motherfucker was mauled by a bear, and the other guy hauled ass out of there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spiritcrusher77 1 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 Guy was next to a river? Bear. Motherfucker was mauled by a bear, and the other guy hauled ass out of there. TERMINAL LOCKED: PLEASE CONTACT AN ADMINISTRATOR Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 Bullshit, I took the Computer Whiz perk. Edit: Oh wait. The guy by the river wasn't dead, I misread it. Guy was hit by a train. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spiritcrusher77 1 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 Bullshit, I took the Computer Whiz perk. Edit: Oh wait. The guy by the river wasn't dead, I misread it. Guy was hit by a train. Correct! But, unfortunately, while you were thinking, you were killed by Legion Assassins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 I am Caesar's greatest warrior. Those assassins are my drinking buddies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4317 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 What have I got in my pocket? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 A cat toy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4317 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 It's precious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 1390 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 The one ring? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4317 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 Gold star for SJM. Riddles invoke memories of Tolkien, as well as Roland from King's The Dark Tower series. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 1390 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 Filthy hobbitsis Haven't read the one tower. Not a fan of steven king. A friend keeps telling me to read it but time is scarce these days Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 My geometry teacher gives us bonuses on our tests like we're retarded or some shit... "An engineer's brother just got married, but the one who married does not have a brother, how is this possible?" Took me a good two seconds to figure it out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ku Zi Mu 1194 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 Engineer is a woman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 Ding ding ding Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qdeathstar 1763 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 What can you put into a barrel to make it lighter? white mans cock, will lighten the color pallet 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ku Zi Mu 1194 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 I have no eyes, but I see all. I have no ears but I hear all. I can travel through time to kiss my own lips. G. W. Bush nor Satan is more wicked than I. I have no wings yet I can fly. What am I? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spiritcrusher77 1 Report post Posted October 6, 2013 I have no eyes, but I see all. I have no ears but I hear all. I can travel through time to kiss my own lips. G. W. Bush nor Satan is more wicked than I. I have no wings yet I can fly. What am I? I would have to say Light. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ostrich Boy 59 Report post Posted October 7, 2013 Ok let's give this a shot.... Imagine you are inside of a cube. Each of the six walls is comprised of 3 feet of concrete and 3 feet of steel. How do you escape the cube? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ku Zi Mu 1194 Report post Posted October 7, 2013 I have no eyes, but I see all. I have no ears but I hear all. I can travel through time to kiss my own lips. G. W. Bush nor Satan is more wicked than I. I have no wings yet I can fly. What am I? I would have to say Light. Nope. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qdeathstar 1763 Report post Posted October 7, 2013 Ok let's give this a shot....Imagine you are inside of a cube. Each of the six walls is comprised of 3 feet of concrete and 3 feet of steel. How do you escape the cube? Saw your leg in half, two halves make a hole, crawl through the hole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted October 7, 2013 Motherfuckers are spoutin' Whitey's riddles. Who's gonna bust out some koans? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 1390 Report post Posted October 7, 2013 Ok let's give this a shot.... Imagine you are inside of a cube. Each of the six walls is comprised of 3 feet of concrete and 3 feet of steel. How do you escape the cube? I'm already outside. I'm just imagining I'm in the cube. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted October 7, 2013 ^ This fuckin' guy... I figured most people wouldn't get it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace Of Spades 1182 Report post Posted October 7, 2013 A good guy and a bad guy are sitting in a bar. The bad guy brings a bottle of brandy. The good guy brings a bomb. The only problem is the bad guy forgets to bring something that could have saved his life. What does he forget? (By spiritcrusher77) He forgot ice......Poor bastard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
