FlamesofDeceit 1 Report post Posted October 28, 2013 What are some of the funniest quotes from NPC's or Player Character quotes either driving or in cutscenes? One that had me dying was when Trevor walks up to Franklin and says "What's up, my N-word?" while hopping the fence and then face plants on the sidewalk. I shed tears over that one. What are some others that you guys remember? I get called a "penis" or a "socialist" a lot lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted October 28, 2013 This doesn't relate to GTA Online. Moving... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted October 28, 2013 I get called a "penis" or a "socialist" a lot lol. Now that you mention it, I vaguely recall hearing one ped say "FlamesofDeceit is a socialist dick." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaPn bOnEs 8527 Report post Posted October 28, 2013 damn, i should of been saving these! i heard quite a few good ones... i managed to save one though from the life invader interview mission... it was being said to someone else interviewing for a job... "you have to learn footbag if you want to get a job here... hows your air guitar?" ... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jizzy 633 Report post Posted October 28, 2013 "Nyiiguuuuuh" -Lamar Also Lamar's Lifeinvader. Occupation: Playa Relationship Status: Playa I have no idea why but that made me laugh so hard it hurt 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlamesofDeceit 1 Report post Posted November 4, 2013 All time fav is from gta3, "My Mother's my sister!" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcolepsy 581 Report post Posted November 4, 2013 What are some of the funniest quotes from NPC's or Player Character quotes either driving or in cutscenes? One that had me dying was when Trevor walks up to Franklin and says "What's up, my N-word?" while hopping the fence and then face plants on the sidewalk. I shed tears over that one. What are some others that you guys remember? I get called a "penis" or a "socialist" a lot lol. What are some of the funniest quotes from NPC's or Player Character quotes either driving or in cutscenes? One that had me dying was when Trevor walks up to Franklin and says "What's up, my N-word?" while hopping the fence and then face plants on the sidewalk. I shed tears over that one. What are some others that you guys remember? I get called a "penis" or a "socialist" a lot lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 1390 Report post Posted November 5, 2013 All time fav is from gta3, "My Mother's my sister!" That was SA I think. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted November 7, 2013 "Can I have s'money? It's fer crack!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4317 Report post Posted November 8, 2013 "Can I have s'money? It's fer crack!" Hey, Rob Ford is in this game! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted November 8, 2013 Don't talk shit about Robby, he's my role model. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted November 16, 2013 Ron: "*gasp* -- there's a guy on your wing, Trevor!" Trevor: "I AM AWARE OF THIS." ... Trevor: "Ron, you're not gonna believe this -- one of those assholes is having a seizure out there." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted November 16, 2013 Ron: "*gasp* -- there's a guy on your wing, Trevor!" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qdeathstar 1763 Report post Posted November 16, 2013 Don't talk shit about Robby, he's my role model. I have a feeling that is gonna turn into hey man nice shot real soon.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted November 16, 2013 My laugh. Take all of it. ============================== Don't talk shit about Robby, he's my role model. I have a feeling that is gonna turn into hey man nice shot real soon.... I don't know what that means, chief. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 1390 Report post Posted November 16, 2013 Why are all the married ones taken? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiO 4730 Report post Posted November 16, 2013 bum "you know...I dont mind being labled a crackhead" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted November 16, 2013 "Can I have s'money? It's fer crack!" This again, because it's the most hilarious, best-delivered line in the game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qdeathstar 1763 Report post Posted November 17, 2013 I have a feeling that is gonna turn into hey man nice shot real soon.... I don't know what that means, chief. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hey_Man,_Nice_Shot 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jizzy 633 Report post Posted November 17, 2013 It's not V but.. "We have your wife!" "But I'm not married!" "You are now... To America." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridleyeater 6 Report post Posted December 18, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIeqhNw1LXM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted December 18, 2013 Lamar's confident swagger as he walked off is what made that. Like, "Man, I just won that shit." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted January 17, 2014 "There has been lots of drinking, lots of stealing, and lots of punching my wife -- in the faaaaace! Don't do that! I am so stressed! AAAAAH!" - Don Cheto Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Synch 476 Report post Posted January 21, 2014 I had the fortune of finding this on my 2nd play through, early on. Missed it on my 100% file, it can be found right after Trevor's first LS heist..... Trevor talking to Mr. Raspberry Jam: "(Listens) Hehehehe, you are a naughty bear Mr.Jam" "Aren't you a trooper? Aren't ya?" "Koochy- koochy-koooo" "Friends Forever" "Mmm, How could I say no to you, heh?" "(laughing quietly), hehehe, if you wanna do that we're gonna need a safe word....." "mucky nose, naughty" "Mmm Look at you, mmm." "(cough) uh, I am vanilla by your standards" "Hmmm? Oh you have the filthiest mouth, you know that! "Mmmm, you'll keep our secret...." 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BRO_MAN 261 Report post Posted January 22, 2014 I haven't really heard one in V that really stuck in my head, but my all time favorite one is from SA, "Those white boys had me on some crystal meth!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
