GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted January 29, 2014 "Do you want to divorce your fat, lazy husband or your novella-watching no-cooking wiiiiife? Call Foster Divorce Attorneys! They hook you up! Escuchame, call nooooow!" - Don Cheto Anything he says is hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted February 5, 2014 While climbing on my Bagger in front of a Sandy Shores trailer... Two old ladies are enjoying the shade of a porch, beverages in hand. One sips her drink, turns to the other and says "That ve-hicle makes me moist." 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 1390 Report post Posted February 5, 2014 I had a guy say. "If I was into that sort of thing I'd say that car is pretty nice. But I'm not so it's ok" so I bashed his hipster head in with my newly acquired claw hammer. Coz my car is fucking hawt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted February 5, 2014 Crowbar > hammer. Especially for bashing in hipster skulls. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 1390 Report post Posted February 5, 2014 I only just got it. Still breaking it in. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanto647 1 Report post Posted February 14, 2014 'You're a dick, without a dick!' 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted February 17, 2014 "CIVILIZATION IS BUT A POLYP ON THIS GREAT PLENT'S COLON!" - Trevor, to no one in particular Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeeKay4pm 15 Report post Posted February 19, 2014 i fail drifted past a couple of peds i think yesterday or day before, and crashed into a pole. one ped says to the other "Told you he wouldnt make it, wheres my 20 bucks?" might have been purely coincidental, but i had a right laugh, and then massacred the whole block. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheLunaticFringe 289 Report post Posted July 28, 2014 And now for everybody's favorite and most famous quote of all GTA's. "CHEESY VAGINAS!" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jizzy 633 Report post Posted July 28, 2014 I prefer "I DON'T HAVE ANY BANANAS" And "STUPID MALAKA" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheLunaticFringe 289 Report post Posted July 28, 2014 "STUPID MALAKA" I swear I'd hear that almost everytime I rear ended someone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jizzy 633 Report post Posted July 28, 2014 "FUCKIN' SHIT, CUNT CUNT CUNT, AAAAAH, CUNT" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
