MrMister81 473 Report post Posted June 5, 2014 Rockstar services are down, so no jobs, races, deathmatches, etc. are available in GTAO, so everyone is going full psycho out of boredom/lack of creative thinking. I shall be staying off for a bit... Last night I tried to start a Quick Job race just for kicks. Got dropped into a half-baked mission instead. Started out trapped in an invisible box like a goddamn mime and had to kill myself just to unfreeze. Objective was "Kill all the enemies" and once that was done, nothing. Only blips on the radar were my car and myself. Then started hearing other players even though no one was in my session. GTAO was possessed by spirits from beyond last night, folks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beatnicpie 825 Report post Posted June 5, 2014 Servers are fixed and everything is fine. Made $80k this morning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CFO Charles 827 Report post Posted June 5, 2014 Servers are fixed and everything is fine. Made $80k this morning. How many suck jobs does that equal? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaPn bOnEs 8527 Report post Posted June 5, 2014 Servers are fixed and everything is fine. Made $80k this morning. How many suck jobs does that equal? 80,000... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4317 Report post Posted June 6, 2014 50 BUCKS 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beatnicpie 825 Report post Posted June 8, 2014 Hey, I'm a classy gal. I charge reasonable prices for my suck jobs. That'll be $3.50. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4317 Report post Posted June 8, 2014 Do you have change for a fiver? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 1390 Report post Posted June 9, 2014 Bones' new profile pic looks like a creepy alien baby thing as a thumbnail. I like it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaPn bOnEs 8527 Report post Posted June 9, 2014 it's from our underwater adventure night... i love it ... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 1390 Report post Posted June 12, 2014 I was getting ammo in SP and the guy behind the counter said "I sold a flamethrower to a pregnant lady today" where's my fucking flamethrower? ? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jizzy 633 Report post Posted June 12, 2014 I'm the pregnant lady. He only had one in stock. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingOfLosSantos 52 Report post Posted June 12, 2014 I was getting ammo in SP and the guy behind the counter said "I sold a flamethrower to a pregnant lady today" where's my fucking flamethrower? ? LoL i was just playing SP and i was thinking exactly the same when he said that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted June 15, 2014 I'd happily buy a Shark card or two in exchange for more Snapmatic storage. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted June 20, 2014 WHAT THE FUCK Why am I suddenly unable to store a Daemon in my garage? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 1390 Report post Posted June 20, 2014 (edited) As far as I know, it depends where you get it. Pretty sure they stopped you from storing the ones that spawn during gang attacks. Need to point out this is just what I've read. Second hand info. Edited June 20, 2014 by Rob Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OG Trev 6 Report post Posted June 20, 2014 (edited) i really like survival. hope they dont fuck up boneyard or sandy shores. i can go with the railroad cops one. got a perfect spot in each with min. damage but i need 1 person always to cover my back. i wish there was a survival creator. Edited June 20, 2014 by gtagrl Moved this random thought from Hipster update topic... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaPn bOnEs 8527 Report post Posted June 20, 2014 WHAT THE FUCK Why am I suddenly unable to store a Daemon in my garage? it's been like that for a while, there's some trick to getting it to not do that after the gang attack or after a mission... i got lucky and found mine driving around... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted June 21, 2014 I bet ten grand on myself in a new Race. I came in first. I lost ten grand in betting. This game is rigged. *flips table* 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OG Trev 6 Report post Posted June 21, 2014 do a 1v1 race. bet on the other guy. lose on purpose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shabbagaz 444 Report post Posted June 21, 2014 do a 1v1 race. bet on the other guy. lose on purpose. You can't do that I'm afraid. I've been in a few 2 player races and you can't place a bet unless there's at least 3 people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OG Trev 6 Report post Posted June 21, 2014 it was able in march when i was online. they patch normal shit but cant fix hackers and glitchers. fuck you rockstar Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ginginho 1613 Report post Posted June 24, 2014 Has this always hung in front of the casino? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ghostman 567 Report post Posted June 24, 2014 Has this always hung in front of the casino? Yeah it was placed around Xmas time I think. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OG Trev 6 Report post Posted June 24, 2014 they added some things to storymode. theres now a sewer tunnel with a soccer ball in it. idk if there was always a ufo attarched to a store near the vinewood tour bus route. its on that main road. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted June 24, 2014 The UFO was always there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
