beatnicpie 825 Report post Posted February 15, 2014 Husband & Wife DrBeatnicpie & Sovan Arrow (our XBox Live names) 11 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted February 15, 2014 I'm very happy for you man. Hope you are happy for as long as you desire. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beatnicpie 825 Report post Posted February 15, 2014 Feel free to give us your money. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted February 15, 2014 Nah inb4 gunsmith turns into a sentimental mother 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qdeathstar 1763 Report post Posted February 15, 2014 Husband & Wife DrBeatnicpie & Sovan Arrow (our XBox Live names) Wtf you can't be a comedian now.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted February 15, 2014 inb4 gunsmith turns into a sentimental mother Too late. *puts on horn-rimmed glasses* Bobbe, your momme is so proooooud. Nu, ven vill we see some children?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Otiz P Jivefunk 670 Report post Posted February 15, 2014 awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.....where's my tissue. gonna get all leaky eyed....awwwwwwwww...... lol.... nuts, almost did that without Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4317 Report post Posted February 15, 2014 Hooray! Many years of happiness to you and your lovely bride. *wipes tear, applauds, drinks toast* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cuda 939 Report post Posted February 15, 2014 Kinda of envious that she snatched you up... Congrats buddy . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ku Zi Mu 1194 Report post Posted February 15, 2014 Anyone ever tell you that you look like a blonde younger version of William Dafoe? Because you totally look like a blonde younger version of William Dafoe. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cuda 939 Report post Posted February 15, 2014 Anyone ever tell you that you look like a blonde younger version of William Dafoe? Because you totally look like a blonde younger version of William Dafoe. nigga not everyone needs to look like somebody else, dafoe has nothing on beatnicpie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ku Zi Mu 1194 Report post Posted February 15, 2014 Hey, Cuda, stfu. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cuda 939 Report post Posted February 15, 2014 You always have that 2004 retort. It's like, why do I even bother? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beatnicpie 825 Report post Posted February 15, 2014 Y'all make me feel so damn cool. And some back story for anyone who missed it before. We met playing Red Dead Redemption's Co-op missions. Myself and two other guys had been playing through a few missions and doing alright. We were chatting and having a good old time. But then a GIRL joined the lobby before we started The Escape. First words out her mouth, "You're all going down, bitches. Check out my score," in a lovely Yorkshire (Northern England) accent. And she was right. Us men said not a word as she ran around killing everything and talking all kinds of trash. "You're all crap!" "Send a woman to do a man's job." "Donkey ball sucking noobs." That kind of thing. Then, during The River, she got shot down at Crooked Toes. "I need a prick in the ass!" she cried out. I mustered all my courage, stepped up to her character and said, "I've got your prick right here," and revived her. She cackled loudly, and a great romance began... 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4317 Report post Posted February 15, 2014 Classic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barrybran 851 Report post Posted February 15, 2014 A looker and a gamer. You've done well for yourself mate. Congrats! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcolepsy 581 Report post Posted February 15, 2014 That is a nice suit 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace Of Spades 1182 Report post Posted February 15, 2014 And I wasn't invited... You ass. Lol jk congratulations good sir I wish you many years of happiness and many assisted dirty jackals Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted February 15, 2014 Does she Dutch Rudder you? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beatnicpie 825 Report post Posted February 15, 2014 ...and many assisted dirty jackals What the devil is an "assisted dirty jackal"? I'd have invited you all, but it was such a private ceremony that we didn't even invite family. In retrospect, keeping family away from our wedding, it was pretty much stress free. It also made running off to consummate the marriage super easy! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted February 15, 2014 It's like a Two-Hand Tallahassee Tug, but only one hand is yours. Very romantic. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beatnicpie 825 Report post Posted February 15, 2014 I'll have to try that out... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DozyGamer 445 Report post Posted February 16, 2014 Congratulations Doc wish you and the wife the best of luck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Parker 97 Report post Posted February 16, 2014 Many wonderful years for you and your wife! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ku Zi Mu 1194 Report post Posted February 16, 2014 You always have that 2004 retort. It's like, why do I even bother? Hey, Cuda, stfu. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
