River 649 Report post Posted February 16, 2014 Congratulations man! I wish you two the best, and may it last forever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DuPz0r 5361 Report post Posted February 16, 2014 Congrats beatnic. Welcome to the club. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 1390 Report post Posted February 16, 2014 Well done mate. Sounds like a keeper. Which is handy coz if she's not she just got half of your shit... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jizzy 633 Report post Posted February 16, 2014 I can't wait until you get divorced and post pictures with your lawyer! Wait... This isn't The Asylum... I hope you two are happy forever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CFO Charles 827 Report post Posted February 16, 2014 Y'all make me feel so damn cool.And some back story for anyone who missed it before. We met playing Red Dead Redemption's Co-op missions. Myself and two other guys had been playing through a few missions and doing alright. We were chatting and having a good old time. But then a GIRL joined the lobby before we started The Escape. First words out her mouth, "You're all going down, bitches. Check out my score," in a lovely Yorkshire (Northern England) accent. And she was right. Us men said not a word as she ran around killing everything and talking all kinds of trash. "You're all crap!" "Send a woman to do a man's job." "Donkey ball sucking noobs." That kind of thing. Then, during The River, she got shot down at Crooked Toes. "I need a prick in the ass!" she cried out. I mustered all my courage, stepped up to her character and said, "I've got your prick right here," and revived her. She cackled loudly, and a great romance began... That is hands down the best first encounter I've ever heard. He's to (hopefully) many more ass prickings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ConQueSteD 552 Report post Posted February 16, 2014 If you ever need a 2nd man for a threesome I'm available. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted February 16, 2014 If you ever need a second woman for a threesome, my freezer is available. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beatnicpie 825 Report post Posted February 16, 2014 If you ever need a 2nd man for a threesome I'm available. If you ever need a second woman for a threesome, my freezer is available. Why not make it a foursome? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ginginho 1613 Report post Posted February 17, 2014 Congratulations!! When I saw her photo, I thought to myself "That looks like Siobhan" but I don't know anyone named Siobhan.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firm 982 Report post Posted February 17, 2014 3-1 Congrats..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DuPz0r 5361 Report post Posted February 17, 2014 Congratulations!! When I saw her photo, I thought to myself "That looks like Siobhan" but I don't know anyone named Siobhan.... My Wife is called Siobhan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcolepsy 581 Report post Posted February 17, 2014 Congratulations!! When I saw her photo, I thought to myself "That looks like Siobhan" but I don't know anyone named Siobhan.... My Wife is called Siobhan For years I had no idea how that name is pronounced. Mind was blown when I was informed its pronounced "sha-von". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vesperdae 3 Report post Posted February 18, 2014 Congratulations!! When I saw her photo, I thought to myself "That looks like Siobhan" but I don't know anyone named Siobhan.... My Wife is called Siobhan For years I had no idea how that name is pronounced. Mind was blown when I was informed its pronounced "sha-von". Well, shit. I'm sittin' over here reading it as "Slobham". >.< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DuPz0r 5361 Report post Posted February 18, 2014 I call her "Sy-ob-han" sometimes. But it's pronounced "Shia-vawn"... Irish names for ya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beatnicpie 825 Report post Posted February 18, 2014 Kennedy is Cinneide in Gaelic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted February 18, 2014 Brian is Brian, a native name to the Celtic language or Breton. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qdeathstar 1763 Report post Posted February 19, 2014 If you ever need a second woman for a threesome, my freezer is available. What about a first woman? Also, do you provide warming services? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted February 19, 2014 Of course. No one wants a frigid bitch. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jizzy 633 Report post Posted February 19, 2014 He makes me cuddle them for weeks before he sells them. Once you get past the smell it's not that bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qdeathstar 1763 Report post Posted February 19, 2014 Plus, decomposing bodies offer the opportunity to find the elusive forth hole... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 1390 Report post Posted February 19, 2014 Have you ever seen a movie called Dead Girl? There is 4th hole action in that. Also, Don't watch that movie. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indy 350 Report post Posted February 19, 2014 Congratulations, I truly wish you happiness. Just remember... "Women were made to be loved, not understood." - Oscar Wilde 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
